I didn't realize till recently that Zombie Radar left many of my posts for old Radar up on RadarOnline.com. They just removed the FUCKING BYLINES. Skeevy bastards. #cindycrawford
@raincoaster: Well, now that I think about it, I was happy to be associated with the old magazine. I'm not sure I'd be happy to be associated with its new incarnation. So maybe them removing my byline ain't a bad thing after all. #cindycrawford
@RandomLunatic: Misery loves company: A blog that is part of a much bigger web ring around the world--for whom I did considerable pro bono work during their launch--has conveniently left me off their listing of former bloggers. When I use them as a writing reference, I have to provide specific links to my work (which constantly and consistently change) because I am not "searchable" in their database. Fark you very much, jagweeds! #cindycrawford
At the end of the GQ interview, Robert Pattinson says, “I fucked Joe Jonas. I love him.” Namaste. Zac Efron is the next step up in his game of taking the piss out of the squeaky-clean American pretty boys, I suppose. (Look out, Chace Crawford: you’re next.) #robertpattinson
Poor, dear Robert Pattinson. Interviewed around the clock, he must have by now run out of biographical details to share, exhausted all the jokes he knows, grown bored of complaining about the tragedy of becoming suddenly famous or pussyfooting about his purported romantic entanglement with his nubile co-star.
At this point, he's probably just making up random statements about other celebrities. Like, "I'm star-struck over my matinee idol nemesis Zac Efron," or "Britney Spears inspired me to revisit the collected plays of William Shakespeare." #robertpattinson
Zac Effron reminds me of a young Rob Lowe and so, rightly or wrongly, the sleaziness I associate with Lowe I subconsciously also associate with Effron. I feel bad about it, but there it is. #robertpattinson
Carrie Prejean should be really, really careful about what she says about this sex tape.
All it would take is one dick prosecutor looking to make headlines and she could easily be charged with manufacturing and distributing child pornography.
Not that I think that teens sending dirty pictures to each other should be charged, but, it's pretty dumb to be confessing to what is currently a felony on national television.
Ugh, all that means is that Dina and Michael Lohan were in on the recording together. They need to be put in a cage with the Gosselins and Joe Jackson and floated out to sea. I don't even care if the cage is buoyant. #lindsaylohan
@DahlELama: Both in on it, and probably concocted the Ledger story as yet another way to put pressure on Lindsay so she'll sign over her estate Britney-style. #lindsaylohan
"Puma" actually means something different, but I'm so stoned on cold meds I can't remember what it is. I think it's a younger-generational maneater, which we would normally just call, you know, a hipster. #russellbrand
@raincoaster: You are right. A Puma is someone in their 20's - 30's who likes to date younger men. Sorry Demi - you are not in your 30's! #russellbrand
@raincoaster: My most recent memory of what a "puma" is comes from the past presidential election. "Pumas" were women voters who (for the most part) jumped ship from the Democratic Party when Hilary didn't get the nomination or the VP spot. "Party Unity, My Ass" equals "puma." At least initially, the pumas all ran toward Caribou Barbie on the GOP ticket as if she were some sort of snowbilly savior. Which makes it all the more weird that Demi actually wants to be called a puma. #russellbrand
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At this point, he's probably just making up random statements about other celebrities. Like, "I'm star-struck over my matinee idol nemesis Zac Efron," or "Britney Spears inspired me to revisit the collected plays of William Shakespeare." #robertpattinson
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All it would take is one dick prosecutor looking to make headlines and she could easily be charged with manufacturing and distributing child pornography.
Not that I think that teens sending dirty pictures to each other should be charged, but, it's pretty dumb to be confessing to what is currently a felony on national television.
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But, if he cheated and this is your passive aggressive way of getting back at him, well played.
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