Ugh, all that means is that Dina and Michael Lohan were in on the recording together. They need to be put in a cage with the Gosselins and Joe Jackson and floated out to sea. I don't even care if the cage is buoyant. #lindsaylohan
"Puma" actually means something different, but I'm so stoned on cold meds I can't remember what it is. I think it's a younger-generational maneater, which we would normally just call, you know, a hipster. #russellbrand
@raincoaster: You are right. A Puma is someone in their 20's - 30's who likes to date younger men. Sorry Demi - you are not in your 30's! #russellbrand
@raincoaster: My most recent memory of what a "puma" is comes from the past presidential election. "Pumas" were women voters who (for the most part) jumped ship from the Democratic Party when Hilary didn't get the nomination or the VP spot. "Party Unity, My Ass" equals "puma." At least initially, the pumas all ran toward Caribou Barbie on the GOP ticket as if she were some sort of snowbilly savior. Which makes it all the more weird that Demi actually wants to be called a puma. #russellbrand
Am I wrong, or isn't it against the law to tape conversations without letting the other party know that they are being taped? I really think we should take any reason to jail Michael Lohan and run with it. #carrieprejean
@Ack: it depends what state you are in while taping. Some states require both parties to know about the taping, some only one. It's also okay to tape if the person being taped was in a public place. #carrieprejean
@Ack: If he was in NY or CA, yes this is illegal. I know because whenever I do phone interviews, I have to announce it twice with some robo-call like message. #carrieprejean
@themediatrix: I thought there was a federal law that prohibited the recording of phone conversations without both parties knowledge (unless there is a wire-tapping warrant) and it was not a state-by-state issue. Of course, I only think that because of the law at issue in my law-school moot court competition from 1996 and that was a long time ago... #carrieprejean
@Atilla the Bun: Federal law allows phone recording with the consent of at least one party -- Here's a guide for journalists with regard to taping in any state: [www.rcfp.org]#carrieprejean
@themediatrix: Yeah, I googled this an hour or so ago and it pulled up this link. I'm glad to read that explanation of the law because I have been completely misinformed until now.
Legal or not, what kind of father tapes conversations with his kids and then tries to sell them? What a terrible betrayal. The reasons for Lohan's drug habit and general craziness become more apparent by the day. #carrieprejean
So, did Carrie Prejean film herself doing some solo-lovin? Or was there a cameraman in the room? I have so many questions (many of them about the fact that this was same-sex love!) but let's begin there. #carrieprejean
@DahlELama: I believe there was an ex-boyfriend involved in the filming, according to one account. But why do I even care? she can go self-love herself. #carrieprejean
@thingsbehindthesun: Mostly I'm curious because if there wasn't anyone else there, it would mean she A) made a sex tape of herself, for herself, which is just the saddest, most egotistical thing I've ever heard, and B) most definitely was the one responsible for releasing the tape to the world. #carrieprejean
@DahlELama: She's making sex detectives of all of us. I thought EXACTLY the same thing--why was there no mention of the cad of a cameraman? Usually TMZ, et. al., like to shame (or provide 15 minutes' worth) to those involved. #carrieprejean
@DahlELama: I have no interest in seeing the sex tape. But I would love to see a tape of Ms. Prejean and her momma's facial expression when the attorneys started playing this footage. That it truly a gift from the schadenfreude gods. #carrieprejean
@badasscat: I believe Woody Allen once referred to masturbation as sex with the person you love the most. As self-absorbed as Prejean is, I think that works. #carrieprejean
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But, if he cheated and this is your passive aggressive way of getting back at him, well played.
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