I have a friend who was invited to a party in L.A. She was told it would be at the residence of someone whose name she did not recognize. Let's say for the sake of argument that his name was Bob Jones. Now, when she and her friend who knew Bob Jones got to the place, who should answer the door but Tom Cruise! And Tom Cruise said, "Hi! I'm Bob Jones!" Soon my friend realized that everyone in the place was calling him Bob Jones. He even had towels with "BJ" (ha!) monogrammed on them. Come to find out, Cruise has a vast and complex secret life complete with a different residence, different name, different personal history, and, of course, a male lover.
All this is to say, I don't think #1 is Tom Cruise. There's something about it that seems so normal (well, by closeted gay Hollywood actor standards). Tom Cruise is a far weirder individual.
@StonedAndDethroned: Different personal history? How does that work? I mean, everyone knows that "Bob" is actually Tom, so do they just nod indulgently when Tom says "and then I was born in Omaha in 1972, and graduated from Middlebury, class of 1994, with a minor in art history." #gossip
@StonedAndDethroned: I heard the towels had "BS" monogrammed on them. Face it: Tom Cruise is not this fun or popular.
Are there no rent boys who read Defamer who can spill the beans instead of this unimaginative bunch who can only think of Tom Cruise, John Travolta, or Will Smith for every blind item?
Rent boy dishiness has really gone downhill since the 80s. #gossip
@Dave J.: I have no idea. I'm just repeating rumors in the comments of the blind item posting. Why anyone would monogram their towels is also beyond me. #gossip
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1) This sounds like the sort of selfish, douchey thing Will Ferrell would do. #gossip
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He's married and that hasn't stopped the rumors. #gossip
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It's getting so that it's impossible to remember which closet cases are married and which aren't. #gossip
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All this is to say, I don't think #1 is Tom Cruise. There's something about it that seems so normal (well, by closeted gay Hollywood actor standards). Tom Cruise is a far weirder individual.
My guess is Will Smith. #gossip
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Are there no rent boys who read Defamer who can spill the beans instead of this unimaginative bunch who can only think of Tom Cruise, John Travolta, or Will Smith for every blind item?
Rent boy dishiness has really gone downhill since the 80s. #gossip
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2. Brit Ishman + Yolanda from MILF Island.
3. Vincent "Vince" Chase #gossip
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