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    Newt Gingrich Promises to Tweet Harder Next Time
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    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    07/07/09

    In reply to Newt Gingrich Promises to Tweet Harder Next Time
    I love the way she says, "Gawker" at the beginning of the clip; Keep your eyes on her lips.
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    Image of FracturedAcetabulum FracturedAcetabulum
    07/07/09

    In reply to Newt Gingrich Promises to Tweet Harder Next Time
    This reminds me of the time Lincoln misspelled emancipate.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    07/07/09

    In reply to Newt Gingrich Promises to Tweet Harder Next Time
    Newt Gingrich is married to Calista Flockhart?!!
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    07/07/09

    In reply to Newt Gingrich Promises to Tweet Harder Next Time
    After years of talking out of his ass, Newt Gingrich discovered that he could also tweet from it.
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    Image of contains_hot_liquid contains_hot_liquid
    07/07/09

    @Wrapitup: Ha!
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    Image of contains_hot_liquid contains_hot_liquid
    07/06/09

    In reply to Newt Gingrich Promises to Tweet Harder Next Time
    This just goes to prove my old theory: "Newt Gingrich is an African American."
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    07/06/09

    In reply to Newt Gingrich Promises to Tweet Harder Next Time
    GUYS HAVE YOU NOTICED "TYPOES" I SURE HAVE THUS I AM COMMENTING ABOUT IT
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    07/06/09

    In reply to Newt Gingrich Promises to Tweet Harder Next Time
    Unless there is something known as a "wife callista" that I'm not aware of, I think the typoe she's really going to be irked about is his failure to capitalize her name in a tweet about typos.
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    Image of Mymoustache Mymoustache
    07/06/09

    In reply to Newt Gingrich Promises to Tweet Harder Next Time
    "I want a divorse"
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/06/09

    @Mymoustache: "I don't care if you are on your deth bed."


    Heh--went there!

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    Image of JacobGwar JacobGwar
    07/06/09

    In reply to Newt Gingrich Promises to Tweet Harder Next Time
    Yes, Cajun Boy banned me for criticizing his typos but is all too ready to lambaste others for the same mistakes. Hypocrisy, thy name is Cajun Boy.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/06/09

    @JacobGwar: Lol...I banned you not for criticizing me, but for the prickish tone you took in doing so. Plus I was in a bad mood that night. Regardless, welcome back.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/06/09

    @JacobGwar: I like that your name has the word Gwar in it. Otherwise, uh, *shrug*
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    07/07/09

    @JacobGwar: El Matardillo!!
    Remember, three 'strikes' and you're out. Ha!
    BTW, I thought your comment to CB was simply an Arthur reference.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/07/09

    @phlox✔: Oh fuck...I think you're right! I feel like such a huge cock now.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/07/09

    @The Cajun Boy: Do you forgive me El Matardillo? I mean, I did let you back in and all.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    07/07/09

    @phlox✔: You thought that was an Arthur reference? Are you a hooker? I just thought that I was doing great with you.


    You must have hated that moose.


    Arthur is so old a movie now that you kind of have to go with the big lines.

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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    07/07/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Shall I wash your dick, Sir?
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/06/09

    In reply to Newt Gingrich Promises to Tweet Harder Next Time
    Fuck. We all need to refresh.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/06/09

    @Mount_Prion: You are plenty fresh for me, M_P.
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    BookishLookish was starred BookishLookish was unstarred
    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    07/06/09

    @Mount_Prion: Not for some of us. Sniffle.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/06/09

    In reply to Newt Gingrich Promises to Tweet Harder Next Time
    OK. So is a "typoe" intentionally made here? Like, is this a Dan Quayle reference?
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    Mount_Prion was starred Mount_Prion was unstarred
    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    07/06/09

    @Mount_Prion: but he can spell spontaneity. That man has a big brain.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/06/09

    In reply to Newt Gingrich Promises to Tweet Harder Next Time
    Typoes? Is that like tomatoes?


    And,Cajun, excuse me, but where the fuck is my star? You can see my belly button now, and my religion forbids that.

     Reply
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/06/09

    @BookishLookish: Oops, there it is, sorry. Carry on.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/06/09

    @BookishLookish: Um, YEAH!!!
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    The Cajun Boy was starred The Cajun Boy was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/06/09

    @The Cajun Boy: I said "sorry," cher, what do I have to do, cook you up a mess of andouille dirty rice?
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    07/06/09

    @BookishLookish: Throw in a $50 hooker and I think he'll be 'all good'.
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    07/06/09

    In reply to Newt Gingrich Promises to Tweet Harder Next Time
    My good Cajun sir, you just embarrassed a former speaker of the House and a potential presidential candidate. You should treat yourself to a Mai-Tai.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/06/09

    @Dickdogfood: I've already a half dozen deep good sir!
     Reply
    The Cajun Boy was starred The Cajun Boy was unstarred
    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    07/06/09

    @The Cajun Boy: I knew I liked you for a reason.
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    Image of Spinfusor Spinfusor
    07/06/09

    In reply to Newt Gingrich Promises to Tweet Harder Next Time
    Apparently, Newt doesn't know how to spell "typos."
     Reply
    Spinfusor was starred Spinfusor was unstarred
    Image of Spinfusor Spinfusor
    07/06/09

    @Spinfusor: Beaten to the punch...
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    Spinfusor was starred Spinfusor was unstarred
    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    07/06/09

    See, if he was ironic in any way, misspelling typos in that context would be acceptable/funny. Otherwise, FAIL.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    07/06/09

    @Spinfusor: I think the more telling one is that he caps (I) but his wife's name is in lower case.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    07/06/09

    In reply to Newt Gingrich Promises to Tweet Harder Next Time
    Typoes? Is he fucking with you?
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/06/09

    @belltolls: He's just asking for it, isn't he? I intentionally passed on making a crack about it in the post, figuring I'd just leave it to the commenters, put good God he is pushing it!
     Reply
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    07/06/09

    @The Cajun Boy: I know I'm being a gigantic asshole, but there's just a dash of irony that there's a typo in your comment.
     Reply
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    07/06/09

    @The Cajun Boy: I know. The guy is so ghettoe.
     Reply
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/06/09

    @Mikey-B: Asshole!
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/06/09

    @belltolls: IVE MISSD U.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    07/06/09

    @Aaron Altman: Hey AA! I visit your site so I think I have talked to you even when I haven't.
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