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allyzay
05/06/09

In reply to American Idol: YAAAAAAGGGHAHGH!!!
hey everyone join the idolator boycott and stop wearing your glasses. also please fund my trip to l.a. to punch danny gokey in the face. also YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGG...!
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Pareene
05/06/09

In reply to American Idol: YAAAAAAGGGHAHGH!!!
GOD DAMN AMERICA
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Pareene
05/06/09

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I TOLD YOU PEOPLE. I TOLD YOU ALL.
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allyzay
05/06/09

@Pareene: oh you are so proud
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Beppo
05/07/09

@Pareene: Yes, you did. And I thought of you when it was announced!
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allyzay
05/06/09

In reply to American Idol: YAAAAAAGGGHAHGH!!!
also did anyone else notice that adam and kara were wearing the exact same outfit? what was THAT?
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allyzay
05/06/09

In reply to American Idol: YAAAAAAGGGHAHGH!!!

can someone with more time and technical acumen than i please get a clip of david caruso saying something ridiculous and append danny's banshee cry to the end of it instead of roger daltry's "i just got punched in the nuts!" scream?
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ChickyOnly
05/06/09

@allyzay: 65 years old and Daltrey can still do it live every time. Wearing cooler glasses than Gokey, too.
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pmarble
05/06/09

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Gokey needs to go, but man, "the thick wife-murdering Wisconsin cult leader"? Really? There are some places you don't need to go, and that's one of them.
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allyzay
05/06/09

@pmarble: THE TRUTH HURTS
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OldTowneTavern
05/06/09

@pmarble: I concur.
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allyzay
05/06/09

@OldTowneTavern: ok, you guys are right. there are some places one doesn't need to go, and murdering one's wife is definitely one of them.
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OldTowneTavern
05/06/09

In reply to American Idol: YAAAAAAGGGHAHGH!!!
What Simon should have said: "Danny, that final note was rather like the invisible barrier in Lost. You called us over to hear you, and we naively did so, only to fall to the ground grasping our ears while foaming at the mouth."
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Spirit Fingers
05/06/09

In reply to American Idol: YAAAAAAGGGHAHGH!!!
Hey, Pareene! Heh. I liked this. I don't watch this tripe, but damn if your little snark round-up wasn't entertaining. Richard may be wearing a beret and eating cheese with some Frenchie in a neckerchief and clogs, but the recaps must go on, mostly.
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TedSez
05/06/09

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If Allison were a blonde cheerleader type, she'd win this thing in a runaway.

Then again, if Janis Joplin were a blonde cheerleader type, she'd be around today and would be mentoring "Idol" kids in how to sing "Piece of My Heart" without getting too pitchy.
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lobstr
05/06/09

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Danny will win because he is just fucking awesome. The shriek was over-the-top and ridiculous, but he really can sing, and I WISH HE WOULD DO A GODDAMNED HUEY LEWiS SONG LIKE THE LORD JESUS CHRIST HAD BUILT HIS VOCAL CHORDS TO EMULATE SO PERFECTLY ... he should just keep the range below a F#5 and he'll be ok..

Adam is hilarious to watch but he's just a flamey flamboyant flamer with the most extensive hipster wardrobe that would rival anyone in Williamsburg with a credit card.
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Pareene
05/06/09

@lobstr: jesus i ought to ban you for your fundamental misunderstanding of the difference between what FOUL STRAWMEN WILLIAMSBURG HIPSTERS wear and what a 'hip' LA theater costumer thinks would be appropriate for a "rocker."

his wardrobe is sort of the "Sexy Nurse Costume from Ricky's" version of "hipster."
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allyzay
05/06/09

@lobstr: omfg i spent 50 minutes stating matter-of-factly that danny was going to sing "power of love" before he came out and did...that thing, please don't rub this in.
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Solomon Grundy
05/06/09

@Pareene: Nicely put. Poorly executed hipster "jokes" are less funny than guessing various concatenations of Golden Girls for all blind items, all the time.
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lobstr
05/07/09

@Solomon Grundy: C'mon, I only guessed Bea Arthur once when asked "Which B-lister has week-night heroin binges to stay sane?".. quite plausible!
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lobstr
05/07/09

@Pareene: agreed, I erroneously misjudged the (thespian + Billy Idol) motif as Williamsburg-grade, although I'm unsure which of the two groups would want an apology for being likened to the other.. consider me schooled..
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ecl
05/06/09

In reply to American Idol: YAAAAAAGGGHAHGH!!!
Christians are fucking organized. It beared repeating.
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whoneedslight
05/06/09

@ecl:

Not organized enough to get Palin elected, thank god.
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
05/07/09

@whoneedslight: As opposed to every other Christian president y'all have had so far?
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DennyCrane
05/06/09

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Dear Kara DioLaGuardia,

You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.

Thanks,

Denny Crane

Crane Poole & Schmidt
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Beppo
05/07/09

@DennyCrane: No, Kara, you really do need to go to Hell and die. Kara, you're so distasteful, while you're blathering on about who-the-fuck-cares-what, I find myself looking forward to Paula Abdul's comment. PAULA ABDUL!
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Astigmatism
05/06/09

In reply to American Idol: YAAAAAAGGGHAHGH!!!
Except that she actually said Cryin' was earlier Aerosmith, because apparently she never turned on a radio or television before 1990 and therefore thought that Aerosmith wrote Dream On as a promo for Fox's telecast of the 2004 World Series as opposed to, like, their first album 30 years earlier. And a few hours before that they re-upped her contract! Yay!
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Pareene
05/06/09

@Astigmatism: haha shit i subconsciously CORRECTED her when i was trying to explain how dumb she was because IT BUGGED ME SO MUCH.
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Private Hangnail
05/06/09

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I will seriously eat my shoe if this godforsaken country sends Allison home.
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