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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/19/09

    In reply to Newspaper Parodies Grow Ever Less Amusing
    I think most newspapers these days are doing a good enough job of parodying themselves.
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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    06/19/09

    In reply to Newspaper Parodies Grow Ever Less Amusing
    Michael O'Donohgue is spitting in his grave.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    06/19/09

    In reply to Newspaper Parodies Grow Ever Less Amusing
    The day Greenpeace makes me laugh is the day whales will weep and Exxon will have won.
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    06/19/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Maybe the whales would weep oil? That would be moderately useful.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/19/09

    In reply to Newspaper Parodies Grow Ever Less Amusing
    This is better than the September 12, 2001 issue of PETA Times that led with the headline "100% of Dead in Twin Towers Had Cats Declawed. Coincidence?"
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    Image of TouchedByAnOctopus TouchedByAnOctopus
    06/19/09

    @Nice Beaver: Look I know it's been a long time and time heals all wounds and blah, blah, blah... but declawed cat jokes are still pretty tasteless to most of us. It's not a criticism of you. It's just a lot of people are still trying to get over it ok? Let's just tone it down a little.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/19/09

    @TouchedByAnOctopus: I . . . I had no idea. I'm sorry. Scratch that last joke.
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    Image of TouchedByAnOctopus TouchedByAnOctopus
    06/19/09

    In reply to Newspaper Parodies Grow Ever Less Amusing
    I thought this was going to be a self-criticism piece and all you're doing is going after the fucking hippies again Hamilton?
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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    06/19/09

    @TouchedByAnOctopus: Hippie Criticism Grows Ever Less Amusing.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/19/09

    @Hamilton Nolan: *clap *clap *clap
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    Image of DoctorEcks DoctorEcks
    10/30/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    @katastic and @MrMoustache

    You both made me laugh out loud (and I NEVER laugh out loud) - well done!
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    I hate these commercials - I do NOT want Zombie Iceland_Spar endorsing anything post-mortem.


    Copywright to a person's likeness should be perserved upon death and be able to pass through will or otherwise.

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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    10/29/08

    @Iceland_Spar: Um, pay no attention to the Buster Keaton image in my avatar while reading my last post.
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    Image of blogissuchanuglyword blogissuchanuglyword
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    The plus side with dead people is that he can't get caught dumping SVUs filled with polar bears into the ocean or anything to undermine their campaign.
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    Image of bringmemyTofu bringmemyTofu
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    Joe Quimby is a pain in the ass most of the time, but I agree with his stance on climate change.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    This is almost as tasteless as the Honeybaked Ham Co.'s ads featuring Zombie Mama Cass.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    10/29/08

    @scroll_lock: If Karen Carpenter had eaten that sandwich instead of Mama Cass, they'd both be alive today.
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    10/29/08

    @Claire Buoyant: True, but Karen had already consumed her grape for the day and was sated.
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    Image of Hiphopopotamus Hiphopopotamus
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    I didn't know Mayor Quimby felt so strongly about global warming.
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    Image of bringmemyTofu bringmemyTofu
    10/29/08

    @Hiphopopotamus: Dang it. Two minutes too late.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    Maybe next time they could just get a quote, or a written statement or something. It would be far less creepy.
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    Image of seancasio seancasio
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    ...Just in time for Halloween, too.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    10/29/08

    @seancasio: Hah!
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    Image of seancasio seancasio
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    now I can't get that terrible 'Unforgettable' duet out of my head.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    Is it worse than a Congressional candidate tapping an actor who once played Edward R. Murrow to deliver a variation on Edward R. Murrow's "Have You No Decency" broadcast in a campaign commercial?
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/29/08

    @Aaron Altman: Just so you remember which one is the real JFK, Jr.
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    Image of flipper baby flipper baby
    10/29/08

    @Aaron Altman: It's David Strathairn, so it's the best ad ever made.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/29/08

    @scroll_lock: Wooh! Goodbye, afternoon slump!
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    10/29/08

    @scroll_lock: He's hirsute in all the right places, 'int he?
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    10/29/08

    @flipper baby: Fair enough. :-)
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    Image of ineffable.me ineffable.me
    10/29/08

    @scroll_lock: DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/29/08

    @BookishLookish: This message brought to you as a public service. Feel free to print this out and retire to the privacy of the ladies' room for a bit.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/29/08

    @Aaron Altman: @ineffable.me: **le huge sigh**. The very epitome of drrrrrrrrrrrreamy.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    10/29/08

    @scroll_lock: "Hello, Mr. Kennedy Jr. I have your comb. It only has THREE TEETH."
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/29/08

    @Aaron Altman: He doesn't need a comb. I'll just run my fingers through his hair as he hovers above me. Repeatedly.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/29/08

    @scroll_lock: Thank you, my dear.


    ( I met JFK Jr. a few times at the law school at NYU. I don't care if he failed the bar the first time out aka was not the brightest bulb, he was foin with a capital F.)

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    10/29/08

    @BookishLookish: GET OUT!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD! I'd have died, just died.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/29/08

    @scroll_lock: Ah, the 1980s. Good times.
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