Is This How the Rest of the World Views Donald Trump?
Is this how the rest of the world sees Trump? Or perhaps what his true face looks like when he peels back his human mask? Is The Donald a close relative of Graham?
Now the Cruz Campaign Is Talking About Chris Christie's Testicles?
As if life wasn’t hard enough for Chris Christie, adult errand boy for the Trump campaign reduced to begging for a VP spot he was never even in the running for, the Cruz campaign has joined in on the fun.
Confused Old Man Ruins Another Meal
It’s a bird—it’s a plane—it’s old man Jeb and he’s going off script again.
The Texas School Board That Governs Ahmed's School Once Worried Their Curriculum Was Too Pro-Islam
This week, a Texas school system had a Muslim teenager arrested for building a clock. But for residents of Irving, TX the school’s knee jerk reaction probably wasn’t much of a surprise—after all, this is a school board that once requested a study to ensure its curriculum wasn’t too pro-Islam.
Frat With "Disturbing" Nude Pics Album Can't Be a Frat For Like 3 Years
Penn State administrators announced Wednesday that a fraternity that maintained a well-curated secret Facebook page full of pictures of unconscious, naked women will lose its official recognition until 2018, pretty much ruining senior year.
Ugh, This Worm Video Is So Gross, I Hate It, Don't Click (Not Joking)
Hey man, it’s your life, but I’m like a professional internet person and I thought this was pretty gnarly. Maybe you already saw it on Reddit or something, in which case the damage is done, but if not, just do yourself a favorite and watch this instead:
Frat Bros Are Peeing on America
This week, members of the University of Florida’s Zeta Beta Tau fraternity are being investigated for allegedly spitting on a group of wounded war veterans, then stealing the veterans’ American flags and peeing on them. But this is only the most literal way in which frat boys are pissing on America. Fraternity guys …
It Sure Looks Like This Florida Man Vaped His Buddy's Cum
Today's sign that The End Is Near: A Florida man makes vape liquid out of (something he claims is) his friend's semen, then inhales it and blows forth a mighty jizz cloud. This herald of the apocalypse, ID'd only as "Brad," claims he's "the first man ever to vape semen." He was reportedly paid $68 for the seminal act.…
Here's How Your McRib Is Made, Step by Disgusting Step
In celebration of the almost-annual winter return of the McRib, McDonald's dropped a few videos today that purport to reveal the secrets of everyone's favorite barbecue sauce-covered restructured pork item. They do, kind of.
Sasha Grey Reenacts Some of the Lamest, Grossest Sexts of All Time
Actress and former porn performer Sasha Grey guest stars in the latest installment of Machinima's "Creepy Text Theatre," where people reenact some of the worst sexts ever sent—full of terrible puns, abject begging for nude pics, and pick-up lines so formal that you can smell the fedora-sweat through the phone.
Woman Finds Three-Inch Leech Living Inside Her Nose
A Scottish woman thought her nosebleeds were caused by a motorbike accident. She was horrifyingly wrong.
Man Jerked Off Into Coworker's Coffee, Hoping She Would Notice Him
A Minnesota hardware store employee has been arrested after admitting that he repeatedly jerked off on a coworker's desk, ejaculating into her coffee, because he was attracted to her and wanted her to notice him.
Beware the Hackberry Nipple-Gall Maker!
Who cares that bunch of bugs are eating northern Texas alive? You do, because they're called hackberry nipple-gall maker insects.
Let's Learn About Chinese Cockroach Farms
Good morning. Have you eaten yet? Good. Let's talk cockroach farming.
British men between the ages of 18 and 25 on average change their sheets about four times a year.
Man with Pencil Jammed in Head for 15 Years Removes Pencil from Head
Do you have a pencil in your head right now? Probably not, right? Oh right, you have no way of knowing. The AP reports that doctors from Aachen University Hospital in Germany have just announced the successful removal of a four-inch pencil from the head of an Afghan man who spent 15 years blithely unaware that there…
Sucking the Baby Puke Off Your Child's Pacifier Is a Health Trend
Here's a disgusting new way to make Baby healthier: Instead of being an uptight parent who uses dishwashers or soap or basic hygiene, try "cleaning" your infant's gross pukey pacifier by sticking that thing in your mouth and sucking away.
Rat Meat Sold As "Lamb" In Multi-Million-Dollar Chinese Scam
The latest terrible fake food scandal from China resulted in more than 900 arrests after criminal meat processors sold the chemical-soaked flesh of rats and foxes as "lamb meat." As more Chinese demand a daily supply of dead farm animals as food, crafty criminals are butchering and processing anything that moves.
Hundreds of Thousands of Rat-Sized, House-Eating Snails Invade Florida
Florida has a new problem: Giant African land snails. The snails, which can grow as large as rats, were first discovered in South Florida by a homeowner in 2011, according to the Florida Department of Agriculture. Since then over 117,000 have been found and more than a thousand more are caught each week.
