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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    07/31/09

    In reply to Anderson Cooper's Mom Would Like to Talk to You About Blow Jobs
    Gloria Vanderbilt was married to a mobster?

    http://www.glamourgirlsofthesilverscreen.com/show/66/Pat+DiCicco/index.html
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    07/11/09

    In reply to Anderson Cooper's Mom Would Like to Talk to You About Blow Jobs
    Can't hate. Frankly, her writing isn't intellectual, but it IS stylish and original and endearing. Think of her like a Lladro figurine writing erotica for Harlequin or something.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    07/10/09

    In reply to Anderson Cooper's Mom Would Like to Talk to You About Blow Jobs
    "Seductively, I removed my dentures, and his manhood sprang to attention.."
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    07/10/09

    @Baroness: this just made me spit out coffee.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    07/10/09

    @Baroness: "Afterward, we were spent and lay on the bed, as limp and bedraggled as a pair of carelessly discarded support hose."
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    07/10/09

    @Baroness: 'sprang' being a relative term, no doubt.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    07/10/09

    @Baroness: like the elasticized supports on his brand-new trusses.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    07/10/09

    In reply to Anderson Cooper's Mom Would Like to Talk to You About Blow Jobs
    Cornelius = "The Commodore"


    Gloria = Gang-banged by "The Commodores"
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    Edited by Botswana Meat Commission FC at 07/10/09 12:37 PM Botswana Meat Commission FC was starred Botswana Meat Commission FC was unstarred
    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    07/10/09

    In reply to Anderson Cooper's Mom Would Like to Talk to You About Blow Jobs
    You just know there is a slowly growing stain 'neath that podium as she reads that aloud.
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    Image of God God
    07/10/09

    In reply to Anderson Cooper's Mom Would Like to Talk to You About Blow Jobs
    And next up, children: fisting. Blow jobs are beautiful. But it's time that your civilization moved on.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/10/09

    @G-d: I hear the Babylonians had quite an excellent, fisting-based economy.
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    Image of God God
    07/10/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: You mean foot-fucking, my son.
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    Image of WackoJacko WackoJacko
    07/10/09

    In reply to Anderson Cooper's Mom Would Like to Talk to You About Blow Jobs
    the best part is the "undulating circular patterns" - that's a really nice touch - keep that porn classy, Glo!
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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    07/10/09

    In reply to Anderson Cooper's Mom Would Like to Talk to You About Blow Jobs
    There's really nothing like a "back-cover blurb from Joyce Carol Oates" to set the mood.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/10/09

    In reply to Anderson Cooper's Mom Would Like to Talk to You About Blow Jobs
    If this "sucking cock" is going to give me cheekbones like that at age 85, I think I know what I'm doing this weekend.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/10/09

    @BookishLookish: We need a trend story, "Sucking Cock: The Non-Surgical Facelift."
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    07/10/09

    @BookishLookish: Um, secrets to the Fountain of Youth? Form an orderly queue, fellas. I'm hitting 100 years so I can finally get my flying DeLorean.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/10/09

    @BookishLookish: I think us commenters just collectively blushed.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    07/10/09

    @BookishLookish: Wow, I'm going to look great in fifty years.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/10/09

    @BookishLookish:

    Well, I guess that means so do I.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/10/09

    Are you offering me assistance in researching? But I'll have you know I can pass for 35 any day of the week. @CaptainFantastic:
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    Image of RheaPollstry RheaPollstry
    07/10/09

    @BookishLookish: I'm pretty sure you only get results like that from sucking a plastic surgeon's cock.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/10/09

    I am going to elevate this comment, also approve it, also give it an A+ and a smiley face sticker. @resipsaloquacious:
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    07/10/09

    @RheaPollstry: the real question is how long do you have to suck a dick for to fit into a pair of her jeans?
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    07/10/09

    In reply to Anderson Cooper's Mom Would Like to Talk to You About Blow Jobs
    This is almost as good as "Say baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up" and "Off with those pants." Almost.
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    Image of Arsenio Billingham Arsenio Billingham
    07/10/09

    In reply to Anderson Cooper's Mom Would Like to Talk to You About Blow Jobs
    This isn't a surprise. Vanderbilts are renowned for their ability to run trains.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/10/09

    In reply to Anderson Cooper's Mom Would Like to Talk to You About Blow Jobs
    Three pearl necklaces? Impressive.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    07/10/09

    @CaptainFantastic: *clap *clap *clap
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/10/09

    @CaptainFantastic: HAH. Excellent.
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    Image of God God
    07/10/09

    In reply to Anderson Cooper's Mom Would Like to Talk to You About Blow Jobs
    You called and I answered, Richard. I trust you were not taking my name in vain. Also, I strongly encourage everybody to learn how to orally pleasure men. Mrs Vanderbilt is my chosen teacher of this gospel due to her particular talents and proclivities. As is her son.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/10/09

    In reply to Anderson Cooper's Mom Would Like to Talk to You About Blow Jobs
    FNSF?
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    07/10/09

    In reply to Anderson Cooper's Mom Would Like to Talk to You About Blow Jobs
    A few years back I was at his talk with Charlie Gibson at the 92ndY and he said that his mom would want him to read through her manuscripts for her. I recall him falling into his trademark red-faced giggles when he recounted having to endure passages of her and cunnilingus and her sleeping with one star after another.

    Oh, mummy.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/10/09

    @The Real JR: Unlike Brooke Shields and her Calvins, apparently EVERYONE came (sometimes twice) between Gloria and her Vanderbilt jeans.
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