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    Conservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    03/27/09

    In reply to Conservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
    Is this what you wear when you're killing the country by drowning it in a bathtub?
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    03/27/09

    In reply to Conservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
    In that very outfit, Breitbart asked me for change on the corner of 45th and 8th this afternoon.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    03/27/09

    In reply to Conservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
    Smug Smurfs.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    03/27/09

    In reply to Conservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
    That's not regular Stella Artois. It's a seasonal limited-release Stella Artois brew called "Baby Heathen Blood."
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/27/09

    In reply to Conservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
    These Snuggies don't run.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    03/27/09

    In reply to Conservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
    It is times like this that I think back to that date I had with a guy who worked for Grover Norquist and say to myself...actually, I don't say anything because there are no words.
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    Image of mimigoliath mimigoliath
    03/27/09

    In reply to Conservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
    My inexplicable, unabashed crush on Tucker Carlson is still unwavering.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    03/27/09

    @mimigoliath: operative word: inexplicable.*


    *although I love to see that word used these days.

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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    03/27/09

    @mimigoliath: As long as your fantasy involves pegging him with a really long and dry dildo while yelling: "Drown the Guv-Mint? Drown THIS, bitch!" I'm OK with that.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    03/27/09

    In reply to Conservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
    they can offset their carbon here [www.nativeenergy.com]
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    Image of Bentpost Bentpost
    03/27/09

    In reply to Conservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
    I prefer the "Slanket" because they are constructed without holes for the head, which makes it much easier to suffocate the idiot wearing it.
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    03/27/09

    @Bentpost: Cancel that last post. It looks like the Snuggie is without a hole for the head too, which means it'll do.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    03/27/09

    In reply to Conservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
    Um, no fair to actually BE the joke. I would have liked to pontificate on the relative silly but apt-ness of every conservative blow hard in a permanent cocoon of lazy, cheese doodle-y, two-fisted battalion of cornnuts and delayed motivation wherein displayed by the lame-personified Snuggie-prison-of-ineffectualness.


    Two things:


    1) Tucker has that toddler stop-motion, "I just took a dump" look.


    2) I have one at home. Don't judge me. It keeps my feet warm, but I refuse to utilize the arm holes. That's just ridiculous.

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/27/09

    @Spirit Fingers:


    Cheese doodles can be assailed, sure, but Corn Nuts, like Britney, should be left alone.

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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    03/27/09

    @Smitros: But Corn Nuts are harbingers of death. Have you never seen Heathers!
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/27/09

    @Spirit Fingers:


    I love Heathers. Take a look at my profile and you'll figure out why.

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    Image of JudgeFudge JudgeFudge
    03/27/09

    In reply to Conservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
    Also: What, the snuggies doesn't come in the color of the GOP? You guys are a disgrace to your party.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    03/27/09

    In reply to Conservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
    The Daily Grill: mmmm, meatloaf. Snuggies and meatloaf. Almost enough to make me a conservative.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    03/27/09

    In reply to Conservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
    Somewhere deep within the warm nestling folds of that Snuggie, a smirking Joe the Plumber concealed his back taxes.
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    Image of cockfightbarmitzvah cockfightbarmitzvah
    03/27/09

    In reply to Conservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
    WTF? If they were true patriots they'd be wearing American Flag-themed Snuggies.
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    Image of QueSera QueSera
    03/27/09

    @cockfightbarmitzvah: ironic that they are wearing leftist blue.


    also the picture of tucker carlson made my day. maturity continually eludes him...

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/27/09

    @QueSera:


    There's a picture of him in the attic that looks like hell.

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/27/09

    In reply to Conservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
    And maybe a little chilly.
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