Happy Birthday, Chelsea Manning

This week marked the 27th birthday of Chelsea Manning, the U.S. military whistleblower who currently sits in prison for leaking material to Wikileaks. Here are some birthday wishes for her from people who have spent time in similar circumstances.
Skinny Puppy: U.S. Owes $666k for Torturing Prisoners With Our Songs
Canadian industrial band Skinny Puppy has sent the U.S. Department of Defense an invoice for $666,000 (the fee structure of the beast) for using its songs as the aural equivalent of waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay, keyboardist cEvin Key told CTV.
U.S. Releases Six Gitmo Detainees to Uruguay
After spending more than a decade in the notorious detention camp, six Guantanamo Bay prisoners have been transferred to Uruguay for resettlement, the Pentagon announced in a statement today.
How to Weigh a Hunger Striking Guantanamo Prisoner
The Miami Herald's Carol Rosenberg, who covers Guantanamo Bay more closely than anyone, got this photo of a "how-to weigh a detainee hunger striker guide" before it was removed from the prison wall.
Five of Guantanamo's worst "forever" detainees plan to open a Yemeni farm business consisting "of 200 families, 100 farmhouses, 10 cows, 500 chickens, 50 sheep, a honey bee subsidiary and computer system powered by windmills," maybe with Kickstarter capital. That is, if they ever see daylight again, obvs.
9/11 Plotters in Court Not the Courteous Terrorists Everyone Hoped They’d Be
The hearing for the self-proclaimed mastermind of the September 11th terrorist attacks, plus four other conspirators, got off to a chaotic start on Saturday, as the defendants ignored the judge, refused to acknowledge the proceedings, and generally pursued other interests, including light arts and crafts.
Turns Out We Can Try Terrorists in New York
Remember when everyone peed their pants about trying embassy bomber Ahmed Ghailani in a U.S. civilian court? He was just sentenced to life in prison. Maybe now we can try the rest of the Guantanamo detainees here?
Democratic Congress Helps Keep Guantanamo Bay Open
The Obama administration has loudly opposed a provision of the omnibus spending bill, passed last week by the House, that would ban the transfer of Guantanamo Bay detainees to U.S. soil, even for trial.
Gitmo Guard and Detainee Bury Differences on Facebook
Ex-Guantanamo guard feels bad about the abuses he witnessed. Friends ex-detainee on Facebook. Ex-detainee responds. BBC flies guard to London to meet and apologize. They crack jokes. I think we've found a 10 pm show for NBC.
Guantanamo Commander 'Abused Worse Than the Detainees' By Reporter's Mouth
Here's a twist on the classic "complain to a reporter's editor" school of aggressive media relations: a male Navy commander has filed a sexual harassment complaint against a female Miami Herald reporter. She called people "bitches!" And much more, allegedly.
