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    Karma Attacks, Beats Wrigley's Chris Brown Campaign

    America's Health Care Plan: Bacon Gum

    Also Proven to Get You Laid, Grow Bigger Breasts and Quite Possibly Cure Cancer

    Boycott Wrigley If You Ever Want To Hear Real Music Again
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    08/07/09

    In reply to Karma Attacks, Beats Wrigley's Chris Brown Campaign

    He could, however, be the next spokesmodel for the Hanes Classics Men's Ribbed Tank — in white, of course.
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    Image of The Curse of Millhaven The Curse of Millhaven
    08/07/09

    In reply to Karma Attacks, Beats Wrigley's Chris Brown Campaign
    Man. Who would have thought that hot twins would ever go out of style as a marketing ploy.
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    iplaudius promoted this comment Edited by The Curse of Millhaven at 08/07/09 12:43 PM The Curse of Millhaven was starred The Curse of Millhaven was unstarred
    Image of Fry_Bread_Power Fry_Bread_Power
    08/07/09

    In reply to Karma Attacks, Beats Wrigley's Chris Brown Campaign
    Ha ha ha, the dumbass who transcribed 'Forever' can't even spell extacy...
    estecy...ecctasy...er-nevermind.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    08/07/09

    @Fry_Bread_Power: Ectacy. Ha! You've got to love it. The saddest part is that they transcribed this in the first place.
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    Image of freedc freedc
    07/28/09

    In reply to America's Health Care Plan: Bacon Gum
    I hate gum chewers.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    07/28/09

    In reply to America's Health Care Plan: Bacon Gum
    I've moved on to chili with jelly beans.
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    Image of maddoxhair maddoxhair
    07/28/09

    In reply to America's Health Care Plan: Bacon Gum
    i've got a better idea. a stationary bike-powered bacon dispenser. the energy produced by your bike riding cooks the bacon and dispenses exactly one slice per mile biked. or something like that. could be adapted to a treadmill as well. i smell a patent...and it smells like bacon!!!
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    07/28/09

    @maddoxhair: Actually all patents smell like that. It's the new "incentive glue" that the USPTO uses in its bindings.
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    Image of Saxon 212 Saxon 212
    07/28/09

    In reply to America's Health Care Plan: Bacon Gum
    When you chew gum you send signals to your stomach that food is on the way, when no food arrives the walls of the stomach are digested by the acids sent by our bodies to digest the non existent food.
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    Image of metoometoo metoometoo
    07/28/09

    @Saxon 212: Wait, really?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    07/28/09

    In reply to America's Health Care Plan: Bacon Gum
    I'll ruminate on this all day.
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    Image of dado dado
    07/28/09

    @BadUncle: not to mention chew the fat.
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    Image of blix blix
    07/28/09

    @BadUncle: I find that hard to swallow.
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    Edited by blix at 07/28/09 12:10 PM blix was starred blix was unstarred
    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/28/09

    In reply to America's Health Care Plan: Bacon Gum
    Can I admit to contemplating purchasing something called "bacon salt" a couple weeks ago. I actually weighed the pros and cons. And I was left with, "You'll never be able to adequately explain to anyone what you would need to flavor with bacon AND salt, when the answer would most likely be-- everything you could imagine." Ice cream would taste better if it had bacon. Yeah, I had to walk away and not look back. (I still think about it though.)

    Thanks, HamNo. You just brought heroin to a bake sale. Who cares about a Blueberry muffin now!
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    Image of squinko squinko
    07/28/09

    @Spirit Fingers: May I suggest something to go with your bacon salt? http://www.baconnaise.com/
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/28/09

    @squinko: I'm not clicking on that link. Devil. Enabler. Genius?
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    Edited by Spirit Fingers at 07/28/09 11:44 AM Spirit Fingers was starred Spirit Fingers was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/28/09

    @Spirit Fingers: I have purchased both bacon pringles and crab potato chips--ironically, both kosher. This is a safe space.
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    Image of metoometoo metoometoo
    07/28/09

    @Spirit Fingers: I recently spent fifteen minutes unsuccessfully searching for bacon salt at the grocery store. I can't bring myself to order it online.
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    Image of Leucadia Leucadia
    07/28/09

    @Spirit Fingers: I have purchased bacon salt. It's ok -- it tastes slightly more like Bac-Os than like real bacon. It is good on eggs and popcorn, and on fried potatoes topped with cheese.
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    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    07/28/09

    @Spirit Fingers: You should get some smoked Maldon salt. It's English and classy and I could eat it by the handful.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/28/09

    @DahlELama: The summer nights of my youth were spent catching fireflies and consuming crab potato chips and strawberry soda. However, bacon Pringles...now that, my friend, would have tilted the world on its axis. The closest I've ever achieved were of the baked potato flavored variety.

    Again, I name thee, Enabler. Beezelbub. Drug Pusher. (Are they available in the states?)
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    07/28/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Sorry, I was too distracted to answer your question after you mentioned the word BACON.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/28/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Indeed they are--I believe they're bacon ranch. Although, let's be honest--all of those flavored pringles kind of taste the same...delicious!
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/28/09

    @Leucadia: Oh, no, no, no. Bac-Os will never do. It needs to have the true essence of dried and cured pork flesh. All other impostors beware. If I'm going to create a significant spike in blood pressure and cholesterol it won't be for salad topping.

    Fried potatoes topped with cheese. I'm calling this the "Southern Diner" thread. I'll also need a side of hotcakes and cheese grits, apparently.
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    Image of squinko squinko
    07/28/09

    @Spirit Fingers: A little bit of everything. Click the link, you know you want to. It's even kosher!
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    Image of dado dado
    07/28/09

    In reply to America's Health Care Plan: Bacon Gum
    And here I was eating Bazooka flavored pork rinds...
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/23/09

    In reply to Also Proven to Get You Laid, Grow Bigger Breasts and Quite Possibly Cure Cancer
    Chew enough Bazooka Joe and you can get to West Point.


    I don't even to think about Blow-Pops.

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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    04/23/09

    In reply to Also Proven to Get You Laid, Grow Bigger Breasts and Quite Possibly Cure Cancer
    Does Doublemint make you twice as smart?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/23/09

    In reply to Also Proven to Get You Laid, Grow Bigger Breasts and Quite Possibly Cure Cancer
    Chewing Big Red changed my politics for a while.
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    Image of JudgeFudge JudgeFudge
    04/23/09

    In reply to Also Proven to Get You Laid, Grow Bigger Breasts and Quite Possibly Cure Cancer
    I knew that chewing Dentene made me older, but this is a revelation!
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    Image of blix blix
    04/23/09

    In reply to Also Proven to Get You Laid, Grow Bigger Breasts and Quite Possibly Cure Cancer
    It just makes you smarter than you look while chewing gum.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    04/23/09

    @blix: Take a lesson from Levi Johnston, son. Start gnawing some chaw and watch your IQ and accomplishments plummet!
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    Image of blix blix
    04/23/09

    @scroll_lock: I tried that and got a tat but did Tyra Banks fondle it? Oooooh Nooooo!
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    04/23/09

    @blix: You had the rong font.
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    04/23/09

    @scroll_lock: D'oh!
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