Richard is actually Edward Rutherfurd and these delightful and twinkling paragraphs are a precursor to his new historical saga about the huntsmen, smugglers, monks and witches of the magical forest known as Central Park.
I love Jessie and PC, I have to admit. He obviously has such a soft spot for her as well, although you're right, her feelings may be somewhat unrequited in their specificity. But their banter is the only thing on the show that seemed real and familiar!
Also, this little girl in an old Sesame Street segment about how to make crayons looks just like a mini-Jessie:
@Phyllis Nefler: The food in the teeth was another thing on the show that seemed real and familiar. As was being stood up at a restaurant. (weeps quietly)
@Richard Lawson: FWIW, Richard, were I Denton, I'd lash you to chair at Gawker HQ, cement your boots to the floor, and ply you with cigarettes and coffee for the rest of your days.
Yah, Richard, that moment was pretty pinnacle, but my thought was that she was trying to somehow belittle Sebastian for being a sophomore, and his lightening quick response was a veritable scalping to her ego. Sebastian is a bit more adept at handling girl-women than I'd like. Especially since he's a spastic, word-garbling, egregious oaf. I find him to be very much like Russ from European Vacation in nuance and annoyance.
Does this Camille have a boyfriend/girlfriend...a something? Or does she curl up with an LSAT book on the weekends when she's not Heatherizing (Corn Nuts!) with Kelli or wanting to maybe skin Jessi and a make a Jessi-coat to wear to her college interviews? She needs that community service project you know.
I go by the motto that you're doing somebody a favor if you tell them about the broccoli in their teeth, or the pube on their white sweater, or the bubble gum on their ass, rather than letting them walk around the rest of the day with it. I feel a hand-written letter to Miss Manners coming on.
href="#c13987725">contains_hot_liquid: Also Richard your prose, as I'm sure you're always being reminded, is a sublime melange of Murphy-era Beckett and Charles Portis. With more teeth-pubes.
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Also, this little girl in an old Sesame Street segment about how to make crayons looks just like a mini-Jessie:
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Does this Camille have a boyfriend/girlfriend...a something? Or does she curl up with an LSAT book on the weekends when she's not Heatherizing (Corn Nuts!) with Kelli or wanting to maybe skin Jessi and a make a Jessi-coat to wear to her college interviews? She needs that community service project you know.
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