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Poop Cooper
11/05/09

In reply to Gwen Stefani Would Not Sing About Sex with Prostitutes, Suit Claims
I imagine Gwen Stefani sitting at the television, watching someone play as her avatar, hearing Rolling Stones start, seeing her avatar singing in a male's voice, her face stretching aghast as she screams "Nooooooooooo!"

She cries for 20 minutes in the bathroom, her friends asking her what's wrong and thinking they were just going to have a fun party and poke fun at their super-rich and famous friend by making her avatar sing in a funny voice. She wrenches from a fetal position in the tub, "It can't be real! Those aren't my words!"

Somebody in hall quizzically replies, "It doesn't even matter what the lyrics are anyway. If I'm holding the microphone, I can sing whatever I want and your character will lip-sync it."

Stefani yells "YOU CAN'T CONTROL MY WORDS! I AM A WOMAN!" and throws a ceramic Q-tip container at the door, intending to hear a dramatic shatter. Instead, her 3-year-old opens the door and with a thud falls to the ground, Q-tips surrounding his limp body like a chalk outline.

Stefani cradles him in her arms, despite his protesting struggles to get up and just use the toilet.

"DAMN YOU, ACTIVISION!" she screams, party guests glares be damned. "I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS! I NEVER SIGNED UP TO ATTACK MY SON!"

Stefani is now suing Activision for child support. #gwenstefani
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TableNein
11/05/09

In reply to Gwen Stefani Would Not Sing About Sex with Prostitutes, Suit Claims
Meanwhile Tom Morello has filed a similar suit saying that he is not now, nor ever has been a hollaback girl. #gwenstefani
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raincoaster
11/04/09

In reply to Gwen Stefani Would Not Sing About Sex with Prostitutes, Suit Claims
Since when has Gwen Stefani been anything OTHER than a karaoke circus act? #gwenstefani
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Spirit Fingers
11/04/09

In reply to Gwen Stefani Would Not Sing About Sex with Prostitutes, Suit Claims
And I say this with nothing but love, being a huge No Doubt fan....but if you can't handle being in a video game then you never should have signed on.

Video games are not real life. One of the selling points for these things is to customize the avatars. Dress them in feathers and gauntlets, or a chicken costume just because, and yes, dance and sing karaoke. If you want to produce serious music...go on tour. Shoot a video. Release an album. Don't trust your likeness to Toby the "beer pong master '09" and Rutgers Sophomore. #gwenstefani
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bens
11/04/09

In reply to Gwen Stefani Would Not Sing About Sex with Prostitutes, Suit Claims
1994 No Doubt would so totally kick 2009 No Doubt's ass. Then they'd cry themselves to sleep every night knowing what the future holds in store for them. #gwenstefani
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random_play
11/05/09

@bens: Yes! Tragic Kingdom Gwen needs to hop in a time machine and come smack some sense into L.A.M.B. Gwen. #gwenstefani
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DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
11/05/09

@random_play: <3 them, but needed to agree with you on this one. Old School Gwen would even (easily) kick new preppy Adrian's ass. #gwenstefani
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
11/04/09

In reply to Gwen Stefani Would Not Sing About Sex with Prostitutes, Suit Claims
Why would anyone boast about having sex with a prostitute? It's like wearing someone else's clothing... {shudder} #gwenstefani
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Perhaps Not
11/05/09

@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Someone else with the swine flu's clothing. #gwenstefani
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DahlELama
11/04/09

In reply to Gwen Stefani Would Not Sing About Sex with Prostitutes, Suit Claims
For once, I'm on the side of the celebrities. Who would want someone appropriating their likeness for other people's work? Why should they be portrayed singing other people's songs? If there was a "Commenter Hero" and we OKed the use of our names, I would expect that DahlELama would be commandeered to overshare about TV-watching habits and throw out a few liveblog nicknames; if someone used it to, I don't know, expound upon the awesomeness of Glenn Beck or say something clever like "Slow news day?" I think I'd be pretty pissed. #gwenstefani
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Colander
11/04/09

@DahlELama: First! #gwenstefani
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TRexstasy
09/30/09

In reply to Golly, People Think Sarah Palin's Overpriced
Belonsky, you're an idiot. It's Daniel Craig in that play, not Jude Law. You must be incredibly cute because Denton clearly didn't recruit you from that Junior High study hall because of your reading comprehension and grammar skills.
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metoometoo
09/30/09

In reply to Golly, People Think Sarah Palin's Overpriced
I actually love the Newark airport. It's my favorite airport. I'm being 100% serious.
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secretagentman
09/30/09

@metoometoo: I like it because of the AirTrain, I hate it because the terminal I always use has no Duty Free. Dammit!
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Wendy_Kroy
09/30/09

In reply to Golly, People Think Sarah Palin's Overpriced
Furlong's had serious drug issues before - I remember reading an article about how his marriage to Kneeland was part of his attempt to get back on track and stabilize his life post-rehab. And years ago, a friend of mine saw him and Natasha Lyonne together in the Louvre, of all places, fucked up beyond belief and completely incoherent... He'll be another Brad Renfro soon. Fun fact: when he was a teenager he dated a woman 20 years his elder, whom he'd met when she was his stand-in on set.
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Perhaps Not
09/30/09

In reply to Golly, People Think Sarah Palin's Overpriced
Where can I buy a "Free Avary" button?
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NigelAstydameia
09/30/09

In reply to Golly, People Think Sarah Palin's Overpriced
I don't really give a fuck about DJ whoever, but sorry, kiddies, when you've got eight different drugs in you including coke, Oxycontin and Vicodin, no matter how you slice it you've killed yourself.
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hjih
09/30/09

In reply to Golly, People Think Sarah Palin's Overpriced
am i the only person who is actually a bit appalled by the newark mayor? i mean putting someone on a no-fly list as a publicity stunt is an abuse of power and constitutionally unsound.

jeez i'm thin-skinned.
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Magister
09/30/09

@hjih: Mayors can't put someone on a no-fly list. It's not within their powers. They're just a mayor.

Oh, and yeah: He's probably hoping Conan comes through with a crew and in the meantime, some favorable stats are getting YouTube play.
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Magister
09/30/09

In reply to Golly, People Think Sarah Palin's Overpriced
I'm not a strange lesbian, so my sensitivities might be off, but I thought the Graham Norton bit was worth a click.
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Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
09/30/09

In reply to Golly, People Think Sarah Palin's Overpriced
Andrew, get your British heartthrobs straight.
Daniel Craig is waaaayy better than Jude Law.
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Edited by Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) at 09/30/09 9:44 AM

Swordfish
09/30/09

@Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): Yeah, I thought Law was doing Hamlet...
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