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    Image of intime intime
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    Reverse cowgirl is only necessary if he's butt-ugly.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    This is all a moot point if he has a ball gag in place. Just sayin'.
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    Image of intime intime
    12/03/09

    @BookishLookish: Be sure to sterilize that ball gag before and after use, sweetie!
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    I guess oral sex is out, since "direct contact with an infected person's mouth...will transmit the virus."
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    Image of Magister Magister
    12/03/09

    @Claire Buoyant: I was just about to ask, if there's been any studies of transmission through cunnilingus?
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    12/03/09

    @Magister: No more handjobs, either, since the palm is such a virus hotspot.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    12/03/09

    @Claire Buoyant: Okay, so if you're orchestrating a group scene... the handy one should use Purell as a lubricant, then the oral giver should imaginatively get some on their tongue before performing cunnilingus...

    Does that sound about right?
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    Image of Ogiri W Surie Ogiri W Surie
    12/03/09

    @Claire Buoyant: How do strap-ons factor into this, or is that for another magazine?
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    12/03/09

    @Ogiri W Surie: The only safe sex nowadays is using a strap-on with a RealDoll.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    12/03/09

    @Magister: I found a solution. Since Purell is 65% alcohol, we just need to keep the party lubricated with, say, Bacardi 151. Drink up!
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    Image of Magister Magister
    12/03/09

    @Claire Buoyant: 151 - It's what the doctor ordered.
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    This was obviously written by a man since it assumes absolutely no foreplay other than possibly a pre-coital bumping of fists and a light upper-arm squeeze before jumping right into the reverse cowgirl.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    12/03/09

    @Atilla the Bun: What is this "foreplay" to which you reference? I try to remember to say, "Thanks," before I roll over to the dry spot and nod off to sleep - does that count?
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    Fist bumping is very popular at the conferences I attend. Not so sure about reverse cowgirl, sadly. Will have to do more research.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    Or you could just have sex with somebody with a surgeon fetish. The masks come in lots of colours!
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    This chart is useful for separating complete idiots out from the general population. Do you go in for mass hysterias? Yes. Do you blindly follow infographics in Cosmo? Yes. There's the door.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    Wouldn't doggy style also accomplish the same goal?
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    Image of Poop Cooper Poop Cooper
    12/03/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: Well, when you think about it, doggy style is just reverse cowgirl turned 90 degrees.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/03/09

    @Poop Cooper: I like the way you think.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/03/09

    @Poop Cooper: Cool. The next time I do a girl I think has swine flu I'm totally doing her doggy style.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    Dear Cosmo:
    Does rinsing with Listerine before or after committing The Deed result in lower Swine Flu odds?

    Signed,
    That Girl In Middle School Health Class Who Raised Her Hand And Asked About the Caloric Count of Semen.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    12/03/09

    @Trai_Dep: You know, you never did meet me under the bleachers after school, like you promised.
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    12/03/09

    In reply to Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
    I'm printing this out and taping it to my gf's fridge.

    We are so fist-bumping from now on.
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    Image of Bottle-Of-Smoke Bottle-Of-Smoke
    11/05/09

    In reply to Swine Flu Strikes Cats and Ferrets! What's Next?
    Marmots? #swineflu
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    Image of Jackie Yoshi Jackie Yoshi
    11/05/09

    In reply to Swine Flu Strikes Cats and Ferrets! What's Next?
    :O

    You better believe this will have an impact on LoLCats. #swineflu
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/05/09

    In reply to Swine Flu Strikes Cats and Ferrets! What's Next?
    Patient Zero Kitteh Sez "Cat-choo!!" #swineflu
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    11/05/09

    In reply to Swine Flu Strikes Cats and Ferrets! What's Next?
    Oh that's not right. Killing off the kitty cats unfairly targets single 40-something women living in studio apartments in Manhattan. #h1n1
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/05/09

    @misslinda: Don't forget us lonely old queens in our studios! Didn't you see The Drowsy Chaperone?

    It's a pity that ferrets are still illegal as pets in NYC. They are cute little buggers, as long as you litterbox-train them properly. #h1n1
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    11/05/09

    @unclevanya: The lonely old queens are never forgotten, but I hope you'll understand if I don't join you in your quest for ferret liberation. I was bitten by a ferret in 1988 and have not yet recovered from the trauma. #swineflu
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    Image of jesus_las_vegas jesus_las_vegas
    11/05/09

    In reply to Swine Flu Strikes Cats and Ferrets! What's Next?
    "lethargic, had trouble breathing and had a loss of appetite"

    That's Iowa for you. #h1n1
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/05/09

    @jesus_las_vegas: Have you been to Iowa? Loss of appetite is not something that the residents appear to have. #swineflu
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    Image of Ravi Somaiya Ravi Somaiya
    11/05/09

    @momof3wildkids: Maybe the problem was that cats don't like corn. #swineflu
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