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Mike Byhoff
07/31/09

In reply to The Other Beer Summit: Love and Hecklers
He wasn't saying boo. He was asking for a breeeeeeewwwwwww.
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whatnottowear
07/02/09

In reply to Maybe Ashton Kutcher's Behind This?
for the au courant impaired, like myself, is this a reference to twittering about mj's funeral plans? or is ashton kutcher somehow involved in this mess without me noticing it?
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PandoraSpocks
07/02/09

@whatnottowear: Think punked.
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Mosesnoses
07/02/09

In reply to Maybe Ashton Kutcher's Behind This?
This is actually quite hilarious. Matt is walking around an empty house, going from room to room and describing it as, "This room used to have chairs and sofas and rugs." Then he opens the door to an empty closet and says, completely straight-faced, "This used to have clothes in it."
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lobstr
07/02/09

@Mosesnoses: and then he gestured to himself and said "this person's career used to have a point to it.."
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Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
07/02/09

In reply to Maybe Ashton Kutcher's Behind This?
When does the "Dancing on his Grave" contest start?
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Steverino Begins
07/02/09

@Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: For the malicious and the mostly uninformed, this has already started.
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The One
07/02/09

In reply to Maybe Ashton Kutcher's Behind This?
Didn't he look like a corpse for the last few years anyway?
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Queen of the Passive Aggressives
07/02/09

In reply to Maybe Ashton Kutcher's Behind This?
The Jacksons are officially the creepiest family ever. What type of respect is it to have an open casket for the public when the guy spent most of his life with his face covered in masks?
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rudi_freude
07/02/09

@Queen of the Passive Aggressives:
I understand there are plans to put him in a glass coffin. When are they casting for the seven dwarfs?
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Sneeze In Bed
07/02/09

@rudi_freude: [little boy joke]
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CaptainFantastic
07/02/09

@rudi_freude:

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robotwaste
07/02/09

@Queen of the Passive Aggressives: Honestly I was kind of hoping they would go the Lenin's Tomb route and take him on tour. Doesn't he already own a sleep chamber that could preserve him?
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rudi_freude
07/02/09

@robotwaste:
If Papa Joe gets his way, I have no doubt that corpse will see more traveling than Eva Peron's.
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Tart of Darkness
07/02/09

@rudi_freude: That's so horrible I refuse to think about it. Even though it's probably true.
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Airvault
07/02/09

In reply to Maybe Ashton Kutcher's Behind This?
Oh who cares anymore? Let's just steal his body, take it to the desert, and light it on fire.
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Tart of Darkness
07/02/09

@airvault: Yes. I'll get the car.
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PandoraSpocks
07/02/09

@Tart of Darkness: Hey, I know the best places in Joshua Tree...
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katekate is squared
07/02/09

In reply to Maybe Ashton Kutcher's Behind This?
He didn't own Neverland anymore at the time of his death, did he?
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depardoo
07/02/09

@katekate is squared:

I think I read that he owned it sort of halfsies in a joint venture.
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onebadclam
02/17/09

In reply to Scientology Proves: Psychiatrists Caused 9/11
Wow. Bluto sure went grey over the years.

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Baroness
02/17/09

In reply to Scientology Proves: Psychiatrists Caused 9/11
Strangely enough, a few years ago I deciphered a Courtney Love post (I also speak jive) where she speculated that Bin Laden was probably heavily on drugs when he dreamed up the scheme. I found the idea stangely compelling.. he has access to opium and heroin. And what else are you going to do in a cave all day? Don't know why, but even crazy people make sense sometimes, and her idea that Bin Laden is on heavy narcotics rang a gong for me.
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SugitaAlcimede
02/17/09

@Baroness: first, i peed a little at "i also speak jive"but the reasons why this is highly improbable is because it is widely believed that OBL has liver of kidney problems, which if he was on opiates, he would be dead by now, and also that he is a fundamentalist muslim, and thus does not take any drugs which cloud the mind.
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Baroness
02/17/09

@SugitaAlcimede: I hear you, but how do we know any of this? Opium and even heroin are organic substances.. one doesn't just die of smoking opium, even if he had this condition. And he was dreaming up 9/11 a long time before, one imagines. Beck into the 90's.

Not disagreeing, just mistrustful of info fed to us by the people who so royally fucked up- no, gave up- trying to capture the murderous bastard who so harmed a city I love deeply. All the tosh about him on death's door because of "kidney problems"- it's never been proven. We know nothing.

I still want vengeance though. The Taliban have officially taken over a chunk of Pakistan, I read today. Fancy that.
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
02/17/09

In reply to Scientology Proves: Psychiatrists Caused 9/11
Is Vivi Nevo a scientologist? If so, this would explain a lot.
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LucilleMcGillicuddy
02/17/09

In reply to Scientology Proves: Psychiatrists Caused 9/11
Cult religions are so weird - the way they promise to give you all the answers and solve all your problems.

Isn't life all about trying to find your own answers? People who fall prey to

cults don't seem to realize that life isn't always supposed so super easy to

figure out. Sometimes you DON'T have answers - that's how you learn! Gain

wisdom! Evolve!
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Mount_Prion
02/17/09

@LucilleMcGillicuddy: That is not the only way people are pulled into cults. Often they have other reasons, such as a feeling of not fitting into mainstream society, or simply boredom. You should read Murakami's Underground, especially the second part.
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sassypants
02/17/09

In reply to Scientology Proves: Psychiatrists Caused 9/11
Just asking. Is that host-guy wearing clamdiggers? Why are his pantlegs so short?
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Mount_Prion
02/17/09

In reply to Scientology Proves: Psychiatrists Caused 9/11
The Professor then gives Tichy a flask of "up'n'at'm, one of the vigilanimides, a powerful countersomniac and antipsychem agent. A derivative of dimethylethylhexabutylpeptopey...". With his first sip of up'n'at'm, Tichy watches as the gilded surroundings of the five-star restaurant they are in evaporates into a dingy concrete bunker and his stuffed pheasant turns into 'the most unappetizing gray-brown gruel, which stuck in globs to my tin--no longer silver--fork'.

What would happen if the Scientologists suddenly realized they're not, in fact, gaining telepathic powers through their service and payment?

[en.wikipedia.org]
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City_Dater
02/17/09

@Mount_Prion:

A whole lot of therapists would suddenly have new patients...
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
02/17/09

In reply to Scientology Proves: Psychiatrists Caused 9/11
I only knew/know 5 Psychiatrists.

1) Is really depressed and sleeps on his office couch

2) Surfs some of the biggest waves in the non jet ski world

3) Chucked the insanity to make babies

4) Sees one patient every 10 minutes and spends 7 of those 10 writing prescriptions.

5) Did his residency in psychiatry *after* being completely paralyzed by polio and was one of the last people to know what really happened to Marilyn since he took the knowledge that Dr. Greenson passed to him to his grave.

None of them hypnotized or drugged people into terrorist acts.
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