Cut My Hair Right
A-oooooga! The sound of the approaching tugboat shatters the night’s fog. I make the boat sound with my own wet mouth.
We Got Another Threatening Letter From Peter Thiel’s Lawyer About Donald Trump’s Hair
Edward Ivari, the high-end hair-restoration guru whose circumstantial connections to restored-hair-haver Donald Trump were explored in a Gawker investigation last month, is now denying ever laying a hand on the presumptive Republican nominee’s mane. The denial—his first comment on the matter after repeated attempts by…
Recode asks: “Did Jack Dorsey send beard shavings to rapper Azealia Banks to promote Square Cash?” Well—did he? For the GIF-filled answer, click here.
A Close-Up Photo of Donald Trump's Hair
This is a close-up photo of Donald Trump’s hair, taken by Christopher Furlong of Getty Images, at Gerald W. Kim Middle School in Council Bluffs, Iowa, on Jan. 31.
Counterpoint: Marco Rubio's Hairline Is Strong and Getting Stronger
Shapeless. Halfhearted. Diffident. Slipping. Unconvincing in the harsh light of the national stage. Observers may say these things about Marco Rubio’s presidential campaign. But no one can say these things about Marco Rubio’s hair.
Ten Years On: George W. Bush's Hair
George W. Bush’s decision to mark the tenth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina with a celebratory speech in New Orleans has raised a lot of questions. One of those questions is, “what the shit happened to his hair?”
You Can Never Have Too Much Bush, So Here Are Panties Made of Human Hair
Hair clippings from all over Sweden are coming together for an important cause: being woven into apparel.
Carefully Groomed Stubble Is a Mark of Low Moral Character
If you see a man sporting permanent stubble, it is appropriate to assume that he has character flaws that are very grave.
This Woman Uses Her Hair as Floss in the Name of Thrift
"I like to use hair over dental floss," said Wisconsin resident Kia Cambridge on last night's Extreme Cheapskates. "I know it sounds gross, but this just works. It's a great system." Yup. As systems go, it's up there with Dewey Decimal and that Of a Down.
Oozing Nine-Pound Hairball Removed From Teen's Stomach
Earlier this month, doctors reportedly performed life-saving surgery to remove a nine-pound hairball from an 18-year-old girl's stomach. The huge hairball was apparently the result of the teen compulsively eating bits of her own hair and wool chunks from a carpet. Fair warning: Pictures of the bloody hunk of hair and…
Bigfoot Field Research Head Declines Further Comment on DNA Study
Speaking through a spokesentity, Bigfoot Field Research Organization founder and president Matthew Moneymaker has summarily declined further comment on the London Royal Society's two-year-long Bigfoot DNA study whose lead researcher, geneticist Brian Sykes, responded to his criticisms here, nearly three weeks ago.
Bigfoot Field Research Organization Head Calls DNA Study "Meaningless"
Cryptozoology was rocked this July by the release of a two-year study on alleged Bigfoot DNA by London's Royal Society (paid for by producers of the UK series Bigfoot Files). Now, the chief of America's largest Bigfoot research group (and host of Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot) has cried sample bias. Who's correct?
Thatz Not Okay: Can I Use My Roomie's Toothbrush to Clean The Drain?
About a year ago I moved into an apartment with two other long-haired girls and we made a cleaning schedule to keep everything in order. A few months in, I started getting complaints that when it was my turn to clean the bathroom, I did not remove the hairs that accumulate on the drain. I explained that this was…
Who Has More Hair, Prince George or Prince William? An Investigation
Prince William and his son Prince George have many things in common: a patriotic duty to the nation of their birth; an intimate working knowledge of Kate Middleton's breasts; a high risk of hemophilia. Between them, they also have enough hair to cover the head of one human male.
Black Female Soldiers Say the Army's New Hair Rules Are Racist
The Army published new regulations Monday regarding how women can wear their hair when in uniform, and women are already up in arms. Specifically, thousands of minority women who say the service is discriminating against "ethnic" hairstyles.
Does Every Man in North Korea Now Have to Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut?
North Korean Dear Leader/monster Kim Jong-Un is now requiring every man in the country to copy his exact haircut. The rule was reportedly introduced in Pyongyang two weeks ago. (Update: The original Radio Free Asia report on this policy was probably based on an uncorroborated rumor, the AP reports. Sources in…
The Global Salon
The salon sat at the bottom floor of the developing world’s version of a gated community— a five star hotel. The hotel was precariously perched, hosting an army of foreigners working on war, while staying in business under a regime denying war crimes. As a Tamil-Sri-Lankan-American I am neither entirely foreign, nor…
The "man bun" fake trend story has been going strong for at least 22 months now, making it the longest-running fake trend story since "cougars."
"Oh god Cher, what are you doing this time?" "Oh, just lip-synching in a shredded-newspaper-meets-Chaka Khan wig."
Your hair style can cause permanent hair damage, according to the American Academy of Dermatology. What sort of hair style, you ask? Oh just braids, ponytails, cornrows, hair extensions, and anything that involves combing, and/or brushing. Etc.
