Heidi Klum has been saving her sons' shaved afros in ziplock bags so that she can glue it to their faces in the name of art.
The Most Incorrect Theory About the Popularity of Beards
Men: they are wearing beards now. Why? The WSJ's Tina Gaudoin has a theory:
Ladies: Exercise Is More Important Than Your Hair
Here now, a new study chronicled in the scientific journal The Daily Mail, which lays bare womankind's deepest, darkest, shiniest, most volumizing secret: some women are far more concerned about their hair than about their physique. Ladies. Ladies. You have it backwards.
Hampton U Dean Bans Cornrows and Dreadlocks: 'Martin Luther King Didn't Wear It'
At Hampton University, a historically black college in Virginia, MBA students are banned from wearing cornrows or dreadlocks, thanks to an edict from Business School Dean Sid Credle.
Justin Bieber Thinks Prince William Should Be Less Bald
Expertly coiffed pop star Justin Bieber doesn't understand why Prince William's hair is thinning.
Do You Need to See This Photo of a Hideous Bald Mouse Growing Mutant Hair?
"You need to see this photo, Drudge Report and Gawker," The Toronto Star tweeted today. The photo in question is of the ugliest mouse imaginable—veiny and bald and resembling an impossibly mutated monster's scrotum—with a tuft of coarse black hair growing from the back of its neck. The hair, the Star writes, is the…
Hillary Clinton's Staff Wants to Take Away Her Scrunchies
Hillary Clinton's handlers are trying to pry scrunchies for her cold, dead hair, Elle reports in an article that simultaneously justifies and apologizes for writing about Hillary's hair:
Ke$ha Replaces Her Hair with Metal Studs
In her ongoing plight to transform herself into the hungover older sister of a Treasure Troll doll, Ke$ha has removed a swath of hair from her head and replaced it with metal studs.
The Secrets of the Republican Hair Helmet
This has been a remarkably entertaining Republican primary season. Amidst all the insanity, there is one thing that is so odd, unnatural, and reprehensible that it boggles my mind. No, I'm not talking about Rick Santorum. I'm talking about Callista Gingrich's hair. Her butter-blonde helmet is a feat of modern…
FBI Arrests 7 For Amish-Shearing Hate Crimes
The Amish beard-theft ring whose crimes shocked the world last October is now in police custody after the FBI raided their Ohio compound and arrested seven men in connection with the attacks. Hate crime charges have been filed.
Morrissey Salvages His Own Hair Trimmings
Chickens-rights-championing nose-singer Morrissey was spotted today in Dallas getting his locks trimmed and sculpted into his trademark rockabilly 'do. (Morrissey was proudly touting allegiance to the Hitler Youth before anyone.) But unlike your typical barbershop patron who leaves the clippings on the floor,…
Soldiers Are Metrosexuals Now
Following the U.S. Army's establishment of a wuss workout program and, more broadly, the year-long erosion of American masculinity, it's little wonder that our nation's fighting forces are now more concerned with eyebrow grooming than with removing the digits of enemy soldiers to bring home as souvenirs. Is America's…
TSA Gives Creepy Scalp Massage to Woman With Afro
As part of the TSA's efforts to stop black women from always trying to board airplanes with their hairdos full of explosives and boxcutters, an agent at Atlanta's airport made Dallas-based hairstylist Isis Brantley submit to a thorough Afro search. And a free head massage! Security checkpoints are the new spas.
World's Largest Afro Record Holder: My Hair Gets Stuck on Trees
According to Guinness World Records, the largest natural afro in the world has a circumference of 4 feet and 4 inches, and belongs to a 36-year-old social worker from New Orleans. Seated in a room full of disco balls, atop a giant mirrored platform, Aevin Dugas describes the drawbacks of having the world's biggest…
