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Sexy Referees, Bloody Vajayjays And More Lagerfelds
While we were swarmed by Bob Dylans at the Bowery, the hardest working man in the shutter business, Nikola Tamindzic, was party hopping. He hit up the dance party Shindig, Michael T's Motherfucker and the"culturally revolutionary" Flavorpill party. According to Nikola, "There were a whole lot of nurses and sexy pirates, Amy Winehouses and Karl Lagerfelds. Strangely I didn't see any iPhones." (He did see some seriously NSFW stuff which is here) . And with that, let's all say goodbye to another great Gay Christmas!
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"Olsen Twin Dressed As Olsen Twin" And Other Hipster Costumes
Last night we ended up at a party at the Bowery Hotel called Werewolf Bar Mitzvah. At 11 p.m., the line outside stretched past the Renewal on Bowery homeless shelter all the way to the N.Y.U. dorms. Mary Kate Olsen was on the dance floor. She looked to be dressed as Ashley! But it could have been the other way around! We were forbidden to ask by a bodyguard. [Photo of "Barry Manilow" by The Cobra Snake] More »
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Park Slope Candy Shortage Ends In Violent Melee!
First they came for the strippers—and now Park Slope has apparently turned against Halloween completely and denied its precious and bright children candy itself. According to an irate reader, nearly every store along 5th Ave ran out of sweets before the sun had even set! More »Bloody Nipples, Offensive Stereotypes And Sexy Everything
Last night on the streets of New York, gallons of fake blood were spilled; thousands of wigs donned and millions of particles of glitter fell from slutty angels, slutty nurses, slutty penguins, slutty blackface, slutty David Bowies, and slutty sluts. Nikola Tamindzic roamed the Halloween battlefield looking for the best, or at least the most revealing, costumes. He did not get knifed or gunned!'Times' Fashionably Late With Halloween Suggestions
Happy All Saints Day everyone! You're probably psyched to hit up some bitchin' All Saints parties tonight, right? Thankfully, the New York Times' "Urban Eye" newsletter has a hot lineup of tonight's events for all your Hollowmas revelry needs. Here's the final item in today's mailing, sent out today, Thursday, November 1, at 7:45 a.m. More »Halloween Shoot-Out In Union Square
If you were downtown last night at 1 a.m., perhaps you noticed the insane volume of the siren of every emergency vehicle in the city converging on somewhere? Now we know that they were all headed to Union Square, where four people were shot and one was stabbed not long after midnight. The Daily News says 4 to 6 shots fired and hundreds of fleeing people in the park; the Post says 8 shots. No one was killed—but, adding insult to injury, some of the poor shootees were taken to Bellevue Hospital.
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The 220 Best Women's Halloween Costumes On Amazon And eBay
For the truly last-minute shoppers among us, our brave Intern Mary has looked at the top 220 Halloween costumes for women on Amazon and eBay. Would you like to be a sexy witch? A plus-size witch? A Bavarian woman? A sexy firewoman? A sexy bumblebee? A sexy tinwoman? THAT IS JUST A FEW OF THE 220 OPTIONS THAT YOU HAVE! More »What Are You Being For Halloween?
Alex Goldberg and I went and harassed the last-minute lunch break costume shoppers outside the big Halloween store on lower Broadway. They are all being either a "pirate" or a "sex instructor" basically! Also a lot of people were being "assholes who are too important to answer one simple question." Halloween: High stress, low stakes!
The Most Terrifying Single-Set Show Since 'Alice'
Sony's all-horror all-the-time website and video on demand service FEARnet presents BURIED ALIVE, which is a terrifying show about people who are buried alive! It is the future of digital media entertainment! More »Earlier: Hatted Miami Weirdo Wields Great Media Power and Hill's Money Chinese, Drudge Play Joke.
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Best Topical Halloween Costumes 2007
Hey, what are you being for Halloween? It falls in the middle of the week this year, which is lame, but this is New York, so please do go ahead and dress up as Amy Winehouse in order to sit on your stoop and pass out candy to children! Other decent ones we have heard:
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Park Slope Middle School Wastes Strippers On Little Kid Party
Strippers handing out candy to your children! It could happen to you! (If you live in Park Slope.) According to the Daily News, a half-dozen Scores exotic dancers are heading to Brooklyn's Middle School 51 to work the candy booths at this Saturday's Haunted Halloween Carnival Benefit for the Puppetry Art Theatre. And parents are outraged! Well, like one parent is outraged. It's Park Slope, parents would probably only get up in arms about this if one of the strippers said Carroll Gardens kids were better behaved or something.More »
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