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    Image of HurtsSoGood HurtsSoGood
    05/08/09

    In reply to Bam's Burger Blunder: Dijon Already His 'Mission Accomplished'
    From Wikipedia:


    Grey Poupon is the largest selling Dijon mustard in the U.S.[1] The brand of Dijon-style mustard was originally owned and marketed in the U.S. by the Heublein Company and now owned and manufactured by Kraft Foods. Like other Dijon mustards, Grey Poupon contains a small amount of white wine. It is made with brown mustard seed grown in Canada. The wine used is produced in upstate New York under the supervision of a rabbi, to ensure that the product maintains its kosher status. Grey Poupon became a popular mustard in the late 1970s and 1980s as American tastes broadened from the conventional American yellow mustards.

    Sweet mother of Jesus our media are motherfucking stupid, especially Fox News, and especially Sean Hannity. Grey Poupon is a mass-marketed AMERICAN-made product made by an AMERICAN company. People use it on their BBQ grills, for Christ's sake. Anyone who suggests that the President is somehow being effete by putting it on a burger is the mother of all idiots.

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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    05/07/09

    In reply to Bam's Burger Blunder: Dijon Already His 'Mission Accomplished'
    now are we sure obama doesn't have a thing for tranny DJ miss honey dijon? because THAT would be a story


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    05/07/09

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    05/07/09

    In reply to Bam's Burger Blunder: Dijon Already His 'Mission Accomplished'
    Sorry for the double post...but this HAS to be seen! It explains everything.


    Sean has a flashback and remembers his days in Long Island!!

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    05/07/09

    In reply to Obama Orders Burger With Elitist European Condiment
    Sean has a flashback....This is how they did it in the Hannity household!

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    05/07/09

    In reply to Bam's Burger Blunder: Dijon Already His 'Mission Accomplished'
    Imagine the uproar had he requested Boetje's Mustard. Seriously, I've known this condiment to break up families.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    05/07/09

    In reply to Bam's Burger Blunder: Dijon Already His 'Mission Accomplished'
    Are we Live Blogging "The Fashion Show," is Mr. Hippity around?
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    05/07/09

    In reply to Bam's Burger Blunder: Dijon Already His 'Mission Accomplished'
    (from the blog) "Dijon mustard on a Hell Burger had a very John Kerry-ish quality about it."


    I mean... That's a joke right? A really funny joke...

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/07/09

    @b19pen15: I'm not sure, but I laughed. At, not with. At.
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    05/07/09

    In reply to Bam's Burger Blunder: Dijon Already His 'Mission Accomplished'
    I'm a Gay, Liberal New York Jew who works in the media, listens to NPR, watches PBS, reads Harper's and The New Yorker, and has a fuckton of European friends.


    Bring Hannity, you bloated shill of a journalist.

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    05/07/09

    In reply to Bam's Burger Blunder: Dijon Already His 'Mission Accomplished'
    I love myself a good Canadian journalist, let me tell you.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    05/07/09

    In reply to Obama Orders Burger With Elitist European Condiment
    Oh, and now that I've actually forced myself to watch the clip, I have to say that the way Obama orders a hamburger cracks me up. The hand gestures, the tone - it was like he was giving a speech.
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    05/07/09

    In reply to Bam's Burger Blunder: Dijon Already His 'Mission Accomplished'
    Freedom condiments for everyone!


    Oh Bam, the fact that the repugs have nothing better to talk about (the whole socialist is not gaining traction so let's go to, um, MUSTARD!), makes me love you even more.


    I had no idea that was even possible.


    Cue Bam singing P!NK, So what I'm still a rock star!

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    05/07/09

    In reply to Bam's Burger Blunder: Dijon Already His 'Mission Accomplished'
    The Canadian reporter that wrote the story was dead on and hilarious. Perfect tone.


    Idiot Repubs. Why do they FORGET that their heroes were a millionaire actor, a crooked scumbag, and a Yalie, CT-born rich kid frat boy that wore cowboy boots. I'm sure when Bush was a drunky he wasn't pounding Bud.

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    05/07/09

    @SinisterRouge: I heard he was pounding Busch, smoking Bud.
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    05/07/09

    @meaghan2k: and bumping lines!
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    05/07/09

    @SinisterRouge: He was NOT a crook!


    Oh wait, yes he was. Breaking and entering, right?

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    05/07/09

    In reply to Bam's Burger Blunder: Dijon Already His 'Mission Accomplished'
    I just checked the bottle in my fridge: Grey Poupon is made and distributed by Kraft Foods. Obviously a very un-American condiment.
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    05/07/09

    In reply to Obama Orders Burger With Elitist European Condiment
    OK, so...is medium well really that bad for a burger? Please don't throw things at me!


    The problem is that when you order it medium, you run the risk of being served some bloody pink meat hunk, and with hamburger meat I'm not willing to take that chance.

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    05/07/09

    In reply to Bam's Burger Blunder: Dijon Already His 'Mission Accomplished'
    I am 100% exhausted of mustard pun-based humor at this point.
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