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    Most Blatant Ghostwriting Job of the Year

    Okay, 'It's Hammertime'

    In Which MC Hammer, Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley Get a Little Sloppy

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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    07/20/09

    In reply to Most Blatant Ghostwriting Job of the Year
    Can't tweet this...
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    07/20/09

    In reply to Most Blatant Ghostwriting Job of the Year
    You're right. He clearly pinched that from Rick James.
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    Image of edosan edosan
    07/20/09

    In reply to Most Blatant Ghostwriting Job of the Year
    So people are going to start wearing Twitterpants now?

    (p.s. I will sell the word "twitterpants" to anyone for a reasonable sum.)
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    Image of ambitious ambitious
    07/20/09

    In reply to Most Blatant Ghostwriting Job of the Year
    Well, it's mostly a quote right? And paraphrasing? I think even Hammer could come with a "he told me" or two.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    07/20/09

    In reply to Most Blatant Ghostwriting Job of the Year
    I find it far more likely that Hammer wrote that piece than that Sarah Palin wrote her recent WaPo editorial.
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    07/20/09

    In reply to Most Blatant Ghostwriting Job of the Year
    Please Hammer, don't Tweet em.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/20/09

    In reply to Most Blatant Ghostwriting Job of the Year
    I can't even believe I named my hamster after this guy in the fourth grade.

    To my dear, departed MC Hamster, I apologize. I truly thought your namesake was destined for greatness. Boy, how wrong I was...
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    Image of Housebroken(mostly) Housebroken(mostly)
    07/20/09

    @DahlELama: it's ok- I can sympathize... I owe Sir Sniffs-A-Lot the same apology....
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    07/20/09

    @DahlELama: I see no reason why you should second-guess that decision for even a moment.
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    Image of The Recession Is Over The Recession Is Over
    07/20/09

    In reply to Most Blatant Ghostwriting Job of the Year
    MC Hammer... He's Doctor Horrible's nemesis right?
     Reply
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    07/20/09

    In reply to Most Blatant Ghostwriting Job of the Year
    "Indeed, social networking is turning our previous conception of the producer-consumer relationship on its head. These days, popular songs might contain the adage "You Can't Touch THIS," where THIS is understood to read Technology via Horizontally Integrated Solutions."
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    07/20/09

    In reply to Most Blatant Ghostwriting Job of the Year
    He should have called it "To Twit To Quit".
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    06/16/09

    In reply to Okay, 'It's Hammertime'
    Nope, still not tired of flashmobs.
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    Image of dolemite1975 dolemite1975
    06/16/09

    In reply to Okay, 'It's Hammertime'



    + Watch video





    This is so much friggin' better. Sheesh.

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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    06/16/09

    @dolemite1975: That is pretty freaking awesome. Thanks for posting it!
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    06/16/09

    @dolemite1975: No snark, just a girlie scream.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/16/09

    In reply to Okay, 'It's Hammertime'
    Hammer happens.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    06/16/09

    In reply to Okay, 'It's Hammertime'
    Every time I get the flashmob call my gold pants are at the dry cleaners. Infuriating!
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    06/16/09

    In reply to Okay, 'It's Hammertime'
    It's amazing what a $10 coupon at Old Navy can do to a shopper's outlook on life.
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