Richard, you totally made up Cheetah Vision Films , didn't you? You did, right? Richard? C'mon, that can't be real. I mean, really. Who'd name their movie company Leopard Print Sofa or Tiger Claw Bolo Tie? That's just ridiculous.
But an "iNick Lachey" sounds intriguing. I'm guessing it's a cute, vaguely ergonomic white plastic device that isn't all that useful or user-friendly, but is so cleverly advertised we don't even care.
I hope the Where's Waldo movie is about a rogue killing machine the government just can't track down, despite the fact that he wears red and white striped shirts, a matching hat, and doofy glasses. So basically they should superimpose the shirt, hat and glasses onto Matt Damon in the Bourne movies. I bet people would see that.
Okay, so my friends dragged me to 17 Again and I have to admit, it exceeded my expectations. It's surprisingly funny and Zac is extremely charming in it. I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR LIKING IT. (Or for staring at that picture a little while longer.)
Oh, my God, what a photo. I haven't had this much confusion about my sexual orientation since I showed up at college and found myself sharing the smallest dorm room on campus with that year's star lacrosse recruit, who as it turned out had an aversion to wearing clothing in our room.
That's some pretty disturbing imagery with reference to that Gelfling-boy movie and the legions of pervs who most assuredly watched that flick this weekend. Damn, Richard, way to Dateline the whole room, here!
i don't know, i'd like that picture more if it didn't look like the Zackster had been waxed to within an inch of his life. He was on the cover of one of those stupid "magazines" they put in the Sunday papers (i know, i'm still old school--i subscribe to newspapers, as in plural), and he had a bit of stubble going on. I wonder how many weeks he had to stop shaving to achieve that?
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2. I think One Tree Hill should change its name to iNick Lachey, so people will ask "Who?' instead of "What?" You know, to mix it up a bit.
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But an "iNick Lachey" sounds intriguing. I'm guessing it's a cute, vaguely ergonomic white plastic device that isn't all that useful or user-friendly, but is so cleverly advertised we don't even care.
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