Biden was the most inscrutable choice, ever, for VP. Instead of "change" Obama brought out an old hack, who had trouble with both truth telling, even during the campaign, and with inserting his foot into his mouth. Oh, to know what kind of negotiation that was, to get him on the ticket---except, perhaps to allay terrified old white guys who feared a woman and a (half)black man on the ticket would bring on the apocalypse. #joebiden
apparently I am in the minority, but I love Joe Biden! I think he's like the lovable Steve Urkel of the White House. He comes in, says stupid stuff, knocks shit over, and is like "Did I do that?" Oh Joe. #joebiden
Joe Biden is everything thats wrong and fucked up with congress. This dope won his seat in the Senate when he was 29 and has never had another job until being VP. He has learned about as much about how the country works from his perch in DC as Palin learned about Russia from staring at it. He is walking proof we need term limits.
And he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
@Motoko Kusanagi: From where I'm standing, it would appear to be a positive correlation. It's a good day when I get tripped up by fewer than five unresponsive scripts, infinite waits for comments to load or what have you. #joebiden
@Motoko Kusanagi: Oh yeah, I didn't mean to quibble. I agree that the site gets fancier all the time, but features seem to break often. I should have added before that it could well be my OS and browser causing headaches most readers don't experience. And in all fairness, I haven't been reading long enough to judge contemporary content against the past. #joebiden
Not sure what point you're trying to make, Amrita... that you think Cheney's worldview makes some sense? That Cheney was initially popular, before everything he did brought his popularity rating to a low of 28%? I love it that Biden is willing to call a moron a moron. This is a ridiculous post. #joebiden
Oh, and if you're trying to poke fun at Vice Prez Biden for weeping during the debate when he spoke about his first wife and baby daughter who died, well then, that's just messed up. #joebiden
@Conchie Birdie: One might argue that it was the worst kind of political hackdom for him to bring them up expressly to show his "empathy" side and try to squeeze a tear out of his plastic-surgeryized eye slots. #joebiden
I'm absolutely NOT a supporter of ANYTHING Dick says... but, Good Lawwd, Biden, Bin Laden will always BE a part of the issue. I'm sorry, I guess if you had the prez saying this I could understand... but, uh, Joe? Nope.
That being said, why are we posting crap from Fox News anyway - I thought we weren't supposed to take this stuff seriously? #joebiden
Richard, you totally made up Cheetah Vision Films , didn't you? You did, right? Richard? C'mon, that can't be real. I mean, really. Who'd name their movie company Leopard Print Sofa or Tiger Claw Bolo Tie? That's just ridiculous.
But an "iNick Lachey" sounds intriguing. I'm guessing it's a cute, vaguely ergonomic white plastic device that isn't all that useful or user-friendly, but is so cleverly advertised we don't even care.
I hope the Where's Waldo movie is about a rogue killing machine the government just can't track down, despite the fact that he wears red and white striped shirts, a matching hat, and doofy glasses. So basically they should superimpose the shirt, hat and glasses onto Matt Damon in the Bourne movies. I bet people would see that.
Okay, so my friends dragged me to 17 Again and I have to admit, it exceeded my expectations. It's surprisingly funny and Zac is extremely charming in it. I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR LIKING IT. (Or for staring at that picture a little while longer.)
Oh, my God, what a photo. I haven't had this much confusion about my sexual orientation since I showed up at college and found myself sharing the smallest dorm room on campus with that year's star lacrosse recruit, who as it turned out had an aversion to wearing clothing in our room.
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WeepyVP JoeAnd he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
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WeepyVP JoeEither this new crop of staff writers is utterly fucked, or the editorial direction has taken a nosedive, or both.
Is there some negative correlation between the quality of stories and the quality of AJAX/CSS? #joebiden
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WeepyVP JoeThat being said, why are we posting crap from Fox News anyway - I thought we weren't supposed to take this stuff seriously?
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This may be the best intro Brian Austin Green will ever receive.
2. I think One Tree Hill should change its name to iNick Lachey, so people will ask "Who?' instead of "What?" You know, to mix it up a bit.
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But an "iNick Lachey" sounds intriguing. I'm guessing it's a cute, vaguely ergonomic white plastic device that isn't all that useful or user-friendly, but is so cleverly advertised we don't even care.
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There is an Alfonso Ribeiro-shaped void in the collective heart.
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Somewhere, Lucinda Dickey weeps.
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