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    Viacom Employees: Holiday Cheer Is Not Allowed
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    Image of Urbania Urbania
    12/11/08

    In reply to Viacom Employees: Holiday Cheer Is Not Allowed
    what a fucking drag this place must be.
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    Image of fuzzywhat fuzzywhat
    12/11/08

    In reply to Viacom Employees: Holiday Cheer Is Not Allowed
    I could not work for a company where I can't have personal packages delivered, some of us humble folk don't have doormen!
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    12/11/08

    @fuzzywhat: Fucking A. If I'm going to live at work, I'm going to have Amazon ship me my books there.
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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    12/11/08

    In reply to Viacom Employees: Holiday Cheer Is Not Allowed
    Somehow, I get the feeling that when people literally lived in certain Viacom offices for weeks on end when they were "between apartments" that was somehow against the rules. Not me. Long time ago. Statue of limitations, HR!
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    Image of ddukbokki ddukbokki
    12/11/08

    In reply to Viacom Employees: Holiday Cheer Is Not Allowed
    Someone in my office put this crafty block thing that says "Jesus" near our entrance. Is that Kosher?
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    12/11/08

    @ddukbokki: Yes, but only if you put "Was a Nice Jewish Boy" underneath. Get to work, sweets.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    12/11/08

    @BookishLatkeish: "And a Carpenter Who Carved This Himself in Shop Class At Age 9".
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    12/11/08

    In reply to Viacom Employees: Holiday Cheer Is Not Allowed
    "Save the use of Sterno for when we shitcan you early in the new year, for your new hobo career phase."
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    Image of Addison Addison
    12/11/08

    In reply to Viacom Employees: Holiday Cheer Is Not Allowed
    "Holiday Flowers are placed in the reception areas on each floor representing the beauty that this time of year brings."


    So *that's* what they're for...

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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    12/11/08

    @Addison: Also to remind disgruntled laid off employees that there is still beauty in the world, so try not to kill yourself on company property.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    12/11/08

    @Addison: "We're decorating with lilies in the reception areas of each floor to fully represent the funereal beauty this year has brought."
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    12/11/08

    @Lizawithazee: Lulz. Grave blankets will be next.
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    12/11/08

    In reply to Viacom Employees: Holiday Cheer Is Not Allowed
    Please keep at top of mind that "smiling" is discouraged. Any outward show of happiness may be a mood-lifter - and in this dismal season, we don't want to spread any false hope. So if you can remember to only display your NEUTRAL FACE, that would be a big help. Please note that we are not encouraging "frowning" as it would be equally harmful.


    --MANAGEMENT

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    Image of tammyfey tammyfey
    12/11/08

    In reply to Viacom Employees: Holiday Cheer Is Not Allowed
    Translation: Our messenger center will steal your booze and there's nothing you can do about it.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    12/11/08

    @tammyfey: Yummy Hazardous Material!
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    12/11/08

    In reply to Viacom Employees: Holiday Cheer Is Not Allowed
    This is what they get for Christmas: [www.skymall.com]
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