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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
07/03/09

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B...b...but I get paid to write about music!!!

Unless you mean writing that can buy me more than whiskey and the occasional 50 bag, in which case carry on...
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Solomon Grundy
07/02/09

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Hm I just checked out TV.com, and it is way too low-brow for Richard -- it reads like the Enquirer lite. It's just a bad fit (unless they're about to do a complete relaunch). How can his zany, erudite creativity (and flamboyance) survive on a site so blandly shallow? He's the Thackeray of Bravo, not the Erma Bombeck of NBC. I mean, at least Gawker still has the ghosts of gays past influencing its house style.
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Richard Lawson
07/03/09

@Solomon Grundy: It'll work. I promz.
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Solomon Grundy
07/02/09

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Didn't the fifth book of Tales of the City reveal that this guy has a secret treasure map tattooed on his upper lip? Or was he born a woman? One of those two. Either way, I'd hit it.
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Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
07/02/09

@Solomon Grundy: I think he jerked off Mr. Mouse in the Castro.
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Fishnets and Cigarettes
07/02/09

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I don't know who that moustached man is, but I think I fucked him in the 70s
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htotheomo
07/02/09

@Fishnets and Cigarettes: I did it with in an alley last week.

My fuck up. I own that.
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TedSez
07/02/09

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Man, what a week. I hope some of those juicy page-view spikes went to Gawker, and not just TMZ and Drugs.com.
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dragonhorse
07/02/09

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Can the late Michael Jackson's father be referred to as "Joseph" Jackson (or "Switch" or "Wacko" or something like that)? "Joe" Jackson will always be the father of "Is She Really Going Out With Him?" And I really don't want to mixing the two.
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Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
07/02/09

@dragonhorse: I can't see the evil Joeseph Jackson making me smile for 3 minutes or fake playing the bass.
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Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
07/02/09

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I've always wondered this: When a man wears a big, bushy mustache like the one pictured, does it capture environmental scents and/or one's bad breath? It seems really gross, like a sweatsock on one's upper lip.
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uncivilly obedient
07/02/09

@Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Let's just say you don't want to sit across from a guy with a big bushy mustache while he's eating cereal.
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contains_hot_liquid
07/02/09

@uncivily obedient: When I had a great facial bush I had a preference for straws.
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Mount_Prion
07/03/09

@Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Except we have the have the power to create sweatsocks in which microbes do not readily thrive.

You can wake me when we've found a way to avoid whatever organisms his face hosts.

G'nite.
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allyzay
07/03/09

@Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: you would think it would but it actually doesn't do this too much. i guess from tooth brushing, face washing, drinking, and eating, it wipes specific smells?
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