We Named A Planet In No Man's Sky [Update]
Rest in peace, buddy. The cosmos will never forget you.
Why Did Paul Ryan Delete His Only Good Tweet?
Yesterday, at exactly 10:23 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time, Speaker Paul Ryan tweeted at Barstool Sports writer Dan Katz that “1 in 20 want to see Harambe in the Oval Office.” Several minutes later, the tweet was gone, leaving one nagging question its wake: Why did Paul Ryan delete his only good tweet?
Poll: Five Percent of Americans Would Vote Harambe the Dead Ape for President
A new national survey from Public Policy Polling has revealed some startling truths about the American public. Specifically, the fact that 5 percent of voters believe that Harambe, the dead ape widely understood to be in Ape Hell, is the best possible candidate for President of the United States.
Bush Lied, Ape Died
CLEVELAND — Despite the massive police presence outside the convention site, some free-thinkers are still out here on the streets telling brave truths.
Much Like the Cincinnati Zoo Had to Kill the Gorilla, Donald Trump Had "No Choice" But to Hold a Press Conference
Taking a break from calling reporters sleazy and dishonest—prompted by last week’s Washington Post investigation into funds he claimed to have raised for veterans’ groups—Donald Trump was asked Tuesday to address the weekend’s biggest story: The summary execution of Harambe, a gorilla, in Cincinnati.
