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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/02/09

    In reply to Should Police Academy Alumni Direct Microsoft Ads? No.
    So, those two normal people got to meet both Bobcat Goldthwait and Dean Cain? Cool.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/02/09

    In reply to Should Police Academy Alumni Direct Microsoft Ads? No.
    I think they were trying to do something that was a little less mainstream


    Does Bobcat Goldthwait realize that that commercial was utterly, totally mainstream? It was a silly, predictable joke based on a single tired premise you could see coming at you from miles away like a forest fire.


    It was basically every episode of Two and a Half Men, but with puke.

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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    07/02/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: But isn't puke already in a regular episode of Two and a Half Men? Oh, no, that's Charlie Sheen's ego.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    07/02/09

    In reply to Should Police Academy Alumni Direct Microsoft Ads? No.
    Aw Jesus. Why, Dean Cain, why?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/02/09

    @Wrapitup: I think he ate Lois.
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    Image of uncivilly obedient uncivilly obedient
    07/02/09

    In reply to Should Police Academy Alumni Direct Microsoft Ads? No.
    ....or you can continue to use Google's incognito window, like you've been doing for months.
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    Image of Mike_Hartley Mike_Hartley
    07/02/09

    @uncivily obedient: Not if you're on a mac because Google are losers.
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    07/02/09

    @Mike_Hartley: But if you're on the mac, you're using Safari's private browing anyway.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    04/19/09

    In reply to The Huffington Post Has An iPhone App
    Yeah, i've already downloaded it. As far as interfaces go, it's every bit as annoying and cumbersome as HuffPo's main webpage.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    04/19/09

    In reply to The Huffington Post Has An iPhone App
    Meh, the Times probably swiped it from somewhere else already anyway. Newspapers aren't known for their originality.
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    Image of Worst Spelling Ever Worst Spelling Ever
    04/19/09

    @VoxPopuli: Shh. Everything posted here is from someplace else.


    I come here for two reasons.


    1) To hear you and Aaron and the rest's commentary on it.


    2) Put my dick mittens on Ryan Tate.


    So fuck where the news comes from. Bring on your noise and your funk.

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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    04/19/09

    @Worst Spelling Ever: Your dick has more than one mitten? I'd advise Ryan to steer clear; unless, of course, he's into that sort of thing.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    04/19/09

    @Worst Spelling Ever: what are dick mittens, and why does your dick, in particular, need such mittens?
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    04/19/09

    @Hydroceph: To keep the rest of us safe.
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    Image of PikaDar Brisetout PikaDar Brisetout
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    I'm giving sewing lessons on the side. People will always have to wear clothes after all.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/20/08

    @PikaDar: Why wear clothes when there are burlap sacks and barrels a-plenty!?
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    Image of bifteck-frites bifteck-frites
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    All I want to do is move to New Zealand and apprentice on a sheep farm. Unfortunately, Kiwi visas are notoriously hard to come by.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    I'll be joining Nonsociety after Mary goes all Single White Female on Julia and eventually uses her Texas Mafia connections to send JA to sleep with the armadillos.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    Yeah, like we need more people on Prince St. hawking "crafts".


    You're blocking the burrito cart.

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    Image of blix blix
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    It's worm ranching for me. First I need to get the hang of these tiny lariats.
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    Image of Queen of the Passive Aggressives Queen of the Passive Aggressives
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    Crafters say no to the taxman. Good source of underground income. People will buy anything furry or that smells good. Take that as you may.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/20/08

    @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: There will be BUST-reading crafty chicks in pigtails and wearing long black coats. Pssty...wanna buy an angora tea cozy?
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    Image of mitchel_stevens mitchel_stevens
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    My craft is breaking down into the fetal position at 1 pm on Thursdays because it's impossible to be hired even at Barnes and Noble now.


    Oh hey, it's time again.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    I would go back to bartending. Of course, I'd never see the sun or the son again, but them's the breaks.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    11/20/08

    @BookishLookish: The son can tapdance on the bar for tips or bus tables. :(
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/20/08

    @CaptainFantastic: I have been training him at home for the job of a barback. He brings Mommy's empties over to the recycling quite merrily.
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    11/20/08

    In reply to Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?
    Representing Williamsburg hipsters being prosecuted for public urination. Gotta get that shit off the record so they can get into law school. Thus the cycles continues.
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    Image of dogisdead dogisdead
    11/20/08

    @Unfun: Soo...are you saying that YOU were once a hipster? One that engaged in public urination? Oddly enough, my brother got charged with P.U once...and now HE'S a lawyer! Is that a requirement or something?
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    11/20/08

    @dogisdead: No comment. Talk to my lawyer, located in the Williamsburg Mini Mall.
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    Image of blix blix
    11/20/08

    @Unfun: Trespissing!? No law school for you!
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    11/20/08

    @blix: Bah, I can get em all off. And all for the low, low rate of $500 an hour. 1-800-pee-pees.
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    Image of it takes a lot to laugh it takes a lot to laugh
    11/20/08

    @Unfun: I've gotten off for much less than that, pee pee included.
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