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    Image of Clarissima Clarissima
    07/31/09

    In reply to Nobody Can Tell These Magazines Apart
    Readers of Harper's Magazine refer to their magazine as Harper's; Harper's Bazaar readers refer to their glossy as Bazaar. The only possible confusion might between HM and a British title "Harper's and Queen", which many a reader simply calls "Harper's". With that latter, they have a case, but with Bazaar? Not really. All this really means is that the idiots are winning!
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    07/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Can Tell These Magazines Apart
    Brother Mouzone is ashamed right now. I bet he could rectify this situation.
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    07/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Can Tell These Magazines Apart
    New pairs of high heels acquired by Kate Winslet this summer: 3
    Pounds lost by Jessica Simpson in ten days: 10
    Number of times Amy Winehouse nicked coke from Kate Mose: >0
    Quantity of GV townhouses soon to be owned by Art Capital: 3
    Number of people who can't tell Harper's Magazine and Harper's Bazaar apart: 0
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    07/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Can Tell These Magazines Apart
    Number of new looks for the fall season: 437

    Seasons during which these looks will be in season: 1

    Average age at which women stop feeling fabulous: 40

    Percentage of heterosexual men who care about how "fabulous" women feel: 0

    Percentage of women that admits to stealing drugstore beauty products at least once in their lives: 75%

    Amount of Creme de la Mer $130 will buy: 1 oz

    Average price of a Louboutin shoe per oz: $20

    Number of women in the world living on less than $1 per day: 500 million
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    07/30/09

    @MattGaymon: Giving my wife money and a magazine so she'll let me play golf: Priceless.
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    Image of Multiphasic Multiphasic
    07/30/09

    @MattGaymon:

    Assisted Shoeicide: Cheney, Rove, Weinberger, McCarthy, MacArthur, McNamara, Mussolini, Iago, Skeletor, and the Republican Blister Conspiracy. By Scott Horton.
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    Image of Flashman Flashman
    07/30/09

    @MattGaymon:This should be a Harper's 'Reading'.
    From theCommentstoNobody Can Tell These Magazines Apartin the 04:48pm July 30, 2009 edition of Gawker.com.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    07/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Can Tell These Magazines Apart
    I've been embarrassed about having confused them since 1981 when a pudgy, bozo-coiffed, pearl-wearing librarian laughed at me. Thank you. This has been cathartic.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    07/30/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: And to think, all you wanted to know was how Linda Lavin kept her hair so vibrant and bouncy. Librarians are bitches.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    07/30/09

    @Nice Beaver:

    Oh now you've done it. This is gunna be like I,Robot, except with fuzzy sweaters and horn-rimmed glasses. RUN!
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    07/30/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: At least you got the last laugh when you took her job. And wardrobe.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    07/30/09

    @skahammer:

    Ha. Spoken like a true librarian.
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    Image of kathotdog kathotdog
    07/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Can Tell These Magazines Apart
    I just subscribe to both so I appear a self-satisfied liberal, yet fabulous at every age and shape.
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    Image of aLostLady aLostLady
    07/30/09

    @kathotdog: And in all honesty, isn't that what we all ultimately strive for?
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    07/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Can Tell These Magazines Apart
    Next month in Harper's:
    SPECIAL FALL COLORS ISSUE: Henry Louis Gates and James Crowley Teach Us How To Wear Black
    PLUS Tim Geithner: Treasury's "It" Boy On Staying Young Under Pressure
    and FOCUS ON THE FUN! James Dobson's Underwear Secrets Revealed!
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    07/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Can Tell These Magazines Apart
    This is to say nothing of my favorite biweekly for eccentric string-strummers, Harpers Bizarre.
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    07/30/09

    @iplaudius: [golf clap]
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    Image of J. Frank Parnell J. Frank Parnell
    07/30/09

    @iplaudius: Well played!
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    07/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Can Tell These Magazines Apart
    Who can't tell these apart? One has on its cover a super hot machine that I'd like to take for a long ride. The other has a car.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    07/30/09

    @Nice Beaver: How dare you call Kate Winslet a car!
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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    06/15/09

    In reply to Why Can't Gisele Sell Magazines?
    I'm a little suspect of the "she's just a vacuous celebrity" explanation. These are magazines we're talking about.
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    Image of La Mareada La Mareada
    06/15/09

    In reply to Why Can't Gisele Sell Magazines?
    The cover stories are always boring no matter who is featured. Skim this month's Jonny Depp feature, or better just look at the photos. However from the stand point of pleasing the advertisers and demographics VF aims for, the Jessica Simpson cover was mind-boggling. She performs to half empty Indian casino showrooms. When will Kate Gosselin make the VF cover?
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    06/15/09

    @La Mareada: But I found out that Depp is a dreamer, a rebel, a poet, an iconoclast, artist, movie star, treasured icon, man's man, libertine, raconteur, the spiritual heir of Kerouac and Brando, a god among men. The only boring thing about it is the unspoken suggestion that mere mortals ought to just take an electric drill and bore a hole in our skulls. Compared to Depp, we're all unenlightened knuckle-draggers.
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    06/15/09

    In reply to Why Can't Gisele Sell Magazines?
    I didn't buy them because she's no longer available. Duh! Five dollars and eighty five cents only goes so far in this regard.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    05/15/09

    In reply to Harper's Bazaar Historically Shitty To Freelancers
    I think the piece you are looking for is titled "New Orleans" and is in book of essays called Portraits and Observations and can be read in the Google Book thing in its totality...and it is brilliant--especially the smashed cola caps shining like dimes on the street.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    05/15/09

    In reply to Harper's Bazaar Historically Shitty To Freelancers
    Love the "Dearest"- may have to begin each comment or interaction IRL with same.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    05/15/09

    In reply to Harper's Bazaar Historically Shitty To Freelancers
    Oh my gods - could anyone be more fake?
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    Image of DramaClub DramaClub
    05/15/09

    @Diziet_Sma: He talked like that all the time. Reading his letters is like listening to him speak. I love watching footage of him on old talk shows.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    05/15/09

    @DramaClub: Yeah, I know. But he was also notorious for being a two-faced bitch!
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    Image of DramaClub DramaClub
    05/15/09

    @Diziet_Sma: But what a fun bitch he was. :)
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    05/15/09

    @DramaClub: True, true :)
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