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    Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can

    Are Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves Feeling Minnesota Together?

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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    08/23/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    This is the only place I've ever seen Dr. Seuss referred to as a novelist.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    08/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    I'd like to issue a Deadbeat/Deadbet Dad Alert for All of the Tri-State Area. Asian/White male, ears pierced (both ears), wearing Ed Hardy and possibly sporting a young coed on his arm - combined IQ of 40 and smelling distinctly of Eau du Sac de Douche. Last seen failing miserably at the craps table in Foxwoods with a mention of hitting up Mohegan Sun afterward.
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    08/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    Jon Gosselin is so the kind of douchebag that hits a 16 against a 5. ...and fucking up my 3rd base doubledown. repeatedly.
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    Edited by lobstr at 08/22/09 4:57 PM lobstr was starred lobstr was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    08/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    Robbie Williams? Really? That's fairly gay of you, Foster.
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    Image of Paul_Is_Drunk Paul_Is_Drunk
    08/22/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: You perfectly encapsulated my exact mental response to that line.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    08/22/09

    @Paul_Is_Drunk: That just straight-up confused me. Heh.
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    08/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    My family went to the spa at Foxwoods on Thursday - my dad and sister had the same masseuse as Sir Spermalot. Apparently after an 80 minute deep tissue massage for him and his bodyguard he tried to skip out on his bill and then left no tip.
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    08/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    I loved Parker Lewis! Such a fun show, and Corin (not Cory!) Nemec was adorable.
    Also, I want Billy Bush to die in a flaming-baton-Suzanne-Sugarbaker-style-talent-portion accident.
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    08/22/09

    @secretagentman: I personally fantasize about Billy and Ryan Seacrest being killed in some bizarre man-scaping accident.
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    Image of The Glad Family of Products The Glad Family of Products
    08/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    What website is ths?

    I did a Google search on "Hayden Panettiere's pink taco" and somehow I landed here ...
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    MisterHippity promoted this comment The Glad Family of Products was starred The Glad Family of Products was unstarred
    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    08/22/09

    @The Glad Family of Products: Foster really should have used the "Hayden Panettiere's Pink Taco" tag on this one. I mean, that's what it's there for.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    08/22/09

    @MisterHippity: Sorry, Mr. Hip. No time for tag related humor today. TOO INSIDERY: I'm home at the parents' place and it's like the wild fuckin' west, here. I already have an IT guy from Cox Cable coming out this afternoon to fix their internet, which they pay way too much for, and was crawling at 56K. They don't understand why this is bad because they're baby boomers and enjoy Jethro Tull WTF.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    08/22/09

    @The Glad Family of Products: You were just searching for that so you could decide which particular Glad product would best keep it fresh, right?
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    08/22/09


    @Foster Kamer: You should cut your parents some slack.

    It's not easy to understand the Internet when you're too old to rock 'n' roll and too young to die!
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    08/22/09

    @katekate is squared: well, you can use Glad plastic wrap as a dental dam
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    08/22/09

    @Foster Kamer: Jethro Tull. How horrible. I hope you brought earplugs.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    08/22/09

    @Foster Kamer: I had to drive 120 miles round trip and buy a wireless router because I couldn't stand the idea of having to cable into my mom's router at her desk IN MY MOM AND DAD'S BEDROOM all week this past week. Best $59 (plus gas money) I ever spent.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    08/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    Poor Jennifer Aniston. When you're a celebrity you always need to be careful of fans getting too close.
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    Edited by Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) at 08/22/09 1:15 PM Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was starred Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was unstarred
    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    08/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    I remember reading years ago that Penelope Cruz is a sleep junkie. Let's hope the baby is too.
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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    08/22/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: What's a sleep junkie? I can't believe there's an addictive behavior I haven't abused yet!
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    08/22/09

    @TRexstasy: apparently she has to sleep for long periods of time. Yep, this one bypassed me. I myself have a puppy and kitten addiction.
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    Image of TallulahSkankhead TallulahSkankhead
    08/22/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: I threw my new kittens out of my bedroom at six o'clock this morning so I could sleep for yet another six hours.

    I just know there's going to be a camera crew showing up at my apartment any day now, claiming to be filming a documentary on addiction. But I know what time it is, Mr. VanVonderenvenen, and I WON'T GO.
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    Banjo-Sea Kitten promoted this comment TallulahSkankhead was starred TallulahSkankhead was unstarred
    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    08/22/09

    @TallulahSkankhead: kittens will jump on your head starting at the grand hour of 4am and they will not stop. You might as well be cranked up on tweak prodjing like there's no tomorrow. Same difference.
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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    08/22/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Can't Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
    Foster... I hate to nitpick... but it's Stephenie with an 'E', not Stephanie.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    08/22/09

    @DeadliestSin: Are you kidding me? Thanks for the catch, but does she really spell her name like that? I thought she's trying to help kids become literate.
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    secretagentman promoted this comment Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of Antennapedia Antennapedia
    08/22/09

    @DeadliestSin: Two things. 1) I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that, and 2) I hate that that little morsel of knowledge is lodged in my brain where other, less hate-inducing things used to live.
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    Image of silverfox525 silverfox525
    08/22/09

    @Foster Kamer: I know this! In an interview with Time magazine she said her dad wanted a boy so he named her "Stephen" with an "ie" instead of the conventional spelling.
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    MisterHippity promoted this comment Edited by Foster Kamer at 08/22/09 1:26 PM Foster Kamer approved this comment silverfox525 was starred silverfox525 was unstarred
    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    08/22/09

    @Foster Kamer: She's a Mormon. They are crazy! Or crezy!
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    08/22/09

    @silverfox525: Somehow, the explanation for why the name is spelled that way is even more stupid than the name itself. I wouldn't have thought that was possible.
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    Image of La Mareada La Mareada
    08/22/09

    @secretagentman: Mormon name generator
    [rumandmonkey.com]
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment Edited by La Mareada at 08/22/09 1:48 PM La Mareada was starred La Mareada was unstarred
    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    08/22/09

    @Antennapedia: Are you my doppleganger? That would be pretty awesome.
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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    08/22/09

    @Foster Kamer: I read it in an interview, she's named after her dad Stephen. It's a common mistake, much like her books.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    08/21/09

    In reply to Are Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves Feeling Minnesota Together?
    Actually good for Cameron and Keanu. Finally a couple that makes sense. They're in the same age range, they seem to have easy, uncomplicated personalities, and have the same amount of star power. Win. Would be glad to see their diversity bound Cuban-Polynesian babies.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    08/21/09

    In reply to Are Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves Feeling Minnesota Together?
    @noted book auteur mentioned above: FYI, Brad 1.0 is not doing so hot this week. The reviews of Inglourious Basterds are glowing, overall, but OMG! Everyone loves the Austrian actor who plays the bad, bad eeeeevil Nazi and ran away with the pic, and sort of piles on Pitt for being a bit of lame window-dressing (or box-office bait?).
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    08/21/09

    In reply to Are Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves Feeling Minnesota Together?
    I promise I'm not saying this to be a jerk, but Keanu Reeves is straight?
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    secretagentman promoted this comment stuntpuppy was starred stuntpuppy was unstarred
    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    08/21/09

    @stuntpuppy: From what I hear, he's flexible.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    08/21/09

    @stuntpuppy:

    Cameron Diaz wears her hair short, likes sports, and is among the last holdouts in her generation of movie stars to not have out-of-proportion fake titties. Given his reputation as a box of hair, he might not have figured out yet that she's a girl.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    08/21/09

    In reply to Are Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves Feeling Minnesota Together?
    So, we know that LiLo's waitress was not satisfied with the tip she received. Was the waitress expecting a celebrity-sized tip and got a normal one, or is LiLo a poor tipper? I will now ponder this for 8 seconds.
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    08/21/09

    In reply to Are Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves Feeling Minnesota Together?
    There is just one small thing fundamentally wrong with the idea of Keanu Reeves and Cameron Diaz dating.

    I have such a crush on those two ridiculously hot, painfully talented Spaniards. In Vicky Christina Barcelona I rather just wanted ScarJo to go away. (Nothing personal.) Are they even still dating?
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    08/21/09

    @NoelleBlue: I think there's just one small thing fundamentally wrong with your 2nd paragraph.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    08/21/09

    @NoelleBlue: Are you fucking with me?
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    08/21/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Not particularly. Why do you ask?
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    08/21/09

    @SalomeSandwich: And what is that, my dear? Truly curious! Unless it's a grammar nazi comment, for which I appreciate any correction, but will note I've never claimed to be perfect in that regard.
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    08/21/09

    @NoelleBlue: If you're going to call Keeanu Reeves and Cameron Diaz painfully talented, it should really be done in ALL CAPS.
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    08/21/09

    @SalomeSandwich: NO no no no. I was not clear. At all. I did not change subject in my second paragraph.

    Diaz and Reeves are not Spaniards, nor were they in Vicky Christina Barcelona. That comment is about Bardam and Cruz.

    It made sense in my head. I blame the (spanish) red wine last night, and I apologize.

    @The New No. 2: So I now see!
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    08/21/09

    @NoelleBlue: I really shouldn't have posted before having my coffee. I've never seen VCB and while I didn't think Keeanu or Cameron were Spaniards, I thought maybe calling Diaz one was a stretch-- though not as much as calling her painfully talented. All is clear now.
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    08/21/09

    @SalomeSandwich: *passes you a glass of wine*
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    NoelleBlue was starred NoelleBlue was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    08/21/09

    @NoelleBlue: Adding to the confusion was the fact that Diaz is kind of a half-Spaniard (has Cuban daddy who settled in the OC), and the fact that Keanu has such a mystifyingly multi-racial appearance that I can see him being anything from Middleastern to Hawaiian to.. Spaniard, I suppose.
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