Emma Watson Heading Back to Brown Next Year Because As She Gets Older Freshman Boys Stay the Same Age

Her hunger for first day of class getting-to-know-you exercises not yet satiated, Emma Watson plans to give college one more go and will return to Brown next year to finish her English degree, her rep confirmed Tuesday.
J.K. Rowling Not Done with Harry Potter, Says Spin-Off, 'Director's Cut' of Existing Books Possible
Though she just finished her first adult novel after writing exclusively about Harry Potter for over a decade, J.K. Rowling says she's not done writing for younger readers, and could even return to the world of Hogwarts if inspiration should strike.
Daniel Radcliffe Enjoyed a 'Magical Night on the Piss' in Dublin
Daniel Radcliffe, The Boy Who Lived and Starred in the Harry Potter Movies, partied with some Irish Gaelic Football (soccer) players. And thanks to the miracle of Brit slang, we can say he "had a magical night on the piss."
The New Yorker's 9,000 Word Profile of J. K. Rowling Will Not Make You Want to Hang Out with J. K. Rowling
Have you ever thought it might be cool to hang out with J. K. Rowling? Because the Harry Potter books shaped your childhood, or your children's childhood, or your parents' childhood (future babies), or because you love hanging out with millionaires, or because you have a fetish for older, soft-spoken white women with…
Teen death rattle trumps adolescent wizardry: The Hunger Games surpasses Harry Potter as best-selling books of all time.
Here's the Cover of J.K. Rowling's first Post-Harry-Potter Novel, The Casual Vacancy
Little, Brown and Company this morning unveiled the cover of J.K. Rowling's first post-Harry-Potter novel, The Casual Vacancy.
Emma Watson's New Favorite Pastime: Pole Dancing
Harry Potter alum Emma Watson, who plays a very bad girl in Sofia Coppola's upcoming film about notorious Hollywood burglars "The Bling Ring," has apparently let some of that femme fatality seep into her off-screen life.
File Under 'Duh': The Avengers Is the Second Biggest Friday Opening of All Time
For weeks, I've been reminding you all that The Avengers is on the horizon — it doesn't take a box office psychic to realize a film of this magnitude will do well. And wouldn't you know, The Avengers' Friday take was $80.5 million, making it the second biggest Friday opening of all time. (Number one remains Harry…
J.K. Rowling's First Post-Harry-Potter Book Is a Funny Story About War
Little, Brown this morning revealed additional details about J.K. Rowling's upcoming post-Harry-Potter "novel for adults," which is set to be released Thursday, September 27th, in hardback, ebook, unabridged audio download, and CD formats.
Harry Potter Actor Sentenced to Two Years in Low-Grade Azkaban for Muggles
Ever a Slytherin, Harry Potter actor Jamie Waylett has been sentenced to two years in jail for his participation in last summer's London riots.
J.K. Rowling is Writing a Book for Grown-Ups
Good news for people who love the Harry Potter series but are maybe too old to be seen reading any of the books in public: J.K. Rowling is writing a novel for adults.
Pottermore Beta Encourages Wand-Play With Minors
The beta version of Pottermore, the much-discussed multimedia-moneymaker-somethingorother announced by J.K. Rowling in July, has gone live for a few thousand obsessive fans. How obsessive? To qualify as beta testers of Pottermore, they had to find seven different clues on seven different websites on seven different…
'The Next Harry Potter' Is About Circus Magicians
Announcement: The "next Harry Potter" is going to be The Night Circus, a historical fiction series about dueling 19C circus magicians written by a never-before-published writer named Erin Morgenstern. The Night Circus is happening, whether you like it or not.
Harry Potter Is 'Most Sexist Story Ever Told,' Says Sex Troll
Like an intemperate child placed in "time out," tabloid sex perv and professional journalist Andrea Peyser has resorted to "acting out" in order to grab our attention, now that we've stopped covering her every last cock-imbued utterance in order to write about topics more useful to society, like brawls in fast food…
