• Profile logout login

#hartfordcourant

Gawker

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #stalker,
  • #opencaption,
  • #internalmemos,
  • etc.

New York, 1:08 AM
Fri Dec 11
60 posts in the last 24 hours

Team

Tip Your Editors:

Tipline: 646-214-8138

Editor-in-Chief:
Gabriel Snyder |

West Coast Editor:
Richard Rushfield |

Contributing Editors:

Valleywag:
Ryan Tate |

Media:
Hamilton Nolan |

Politics:
Alex Pareene |

Investigations:
John Cook |

Entertainment:
Brian Moylan |

Nights:
Adrian Chen |
Azaria Jagger |
Ravi Somaiya |

Weekends:
Foster Kamer |

Video Editor:
Richard Blakeley |

SUBSCRIBE TO Gawker RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
4260 Subscribers
Gawker
  • posts about #hartfordcourant more →

    Tips For Banging Hot College Sluts Is Landmark of Journalistic Freedom

    Hartford Courant Seeks Consumer Affairs Reporter To Kowtow To Advertisers

    Hey, At Least They Got A T-Shirt
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of heywhat heywhat
    11/12/09

    In reply to Tips For Banging Hot College Sluts Is Landmark of Journalistic Freedom
    "There is nothing worse than the awkward wake up next to a girl, who is not as hot as you thought she was when you were 12 deep the night before." Just imagine how she feels waking up to your mug, Chris! Why is it that ugly guys feel entitled to bang hot chicks even though his face looks like an asshole?
     Reply
    Edited by heywhat at 11/12/09 10:27 PM heywhat was starred heywhat was unstarred
    Image of El_Gato El_Gato
    11/12/09

    In reply to Tips For Banging Hot College Sluts Is Landmark of Journalistic Freedom
    Figures he'd be wearing a Red Sox cap. Amazing, too, that a guy who's probably never been laid in his life would write a column about getting laid. #media
     Reply
    El_Gato was starred El_Gato was unstarred
    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/12/09

    In reply to Tips For Banging Hot College Sluts Is Landmark of Journalistic Freedom
    Maybe instead of charging the paper with harassment, Fairfield University could close The Mirror down for failing completely at its mission statement. I get that newspapers are a dying medium, but editors are still supposed to edit and journalists are still supposed to have some basic understanding of grammar, punctuation, syntax, and how to craft a narrative.

    On the other hand, that article definitely makes a fierce case for abstinence, so maybe the Society of Jesus is having the last laugh here. #media
     Reply
    ms_priestypants was starred ms_priestypants was unstarred
    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/12/09

    In reply to Tips For Banging Hot College Sluts Is Landmark of Journalistic Freedom
    Is it just me or does anyone else find more than vestigial traces of irony in that our focal point's surname sounds
    suspiciously like some third-rate feminine hygiene product?

    Wait a second, given that he arguably qualifies as a third-rate douche, cancel that last query.

    Peripherally, it should be noted in an attempt to appear more worldly that Mr. Surette "went metric" quite some time ago, so that reference to being "12-deep" is centimeters, or in the alternative, his IQ.
     Reply
    Edited by TheSometimesWhy at 11/12/09 4:29 PM TheSometimesWhy was starred TheSometimesWhy was unstarred
    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    11/12/09

    In reply to Tips For Banging Hot College Sluts Is Landmark of Journalistic Freedom
    In his defense, he's really, really hot. #media
     Reply
    LatestBy was starred LatestBy was unstarred
    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    11/12/09

    In reply to Tips For Banging Hot College Sluts Is Landmark of Journalistic Freedom
    I think he is providing a valuable service for cretins in a language they can understand. Unfortunately, there is a significant percentage of cuties who are willing to raw dog it and they need to know the 411 on preventing a rash or perhaps a mini-me. He possesses a unique and spirited voice that informs us of the hazards of rationalizing things when in a state of 12-deeptitude.

    Additionally I feel that somewhere at some point we've all had a hearty laugh and said to ourselves, "I just don't care whether or not I'm capable of sexually pleasing a woman."
     Reply
    Edited by shostakobitch at 11/12/09 3:04 PM shostakobitch was starred shostakobitch was unstarred
    Image of katastic katastic
    11/12/09

    In reply to Tips For Banging Hot College Sluts Is Landmark of Journalistic Freedom
    I'd argue that this guy was not going to get laid anyways.
    I mean, Jesus. Look at him. What sexual experience could he possibly have had that didn't involve a sock and his own pasty, clammy hand? #media
     Reply
    katastic was starred katastic was unstarred
    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11/12/09

    @katastic: To be fair, there was that one time with the knothole in the fence. #media
     Reply
    scroll_lock was starred scroll_lock was unstarred
    Image of TubOfTaft TubOfTaft
    11/12/09

    In reply to Tips For Banging Hot College Sluts Is Landmark of Journalistic Freedom
    Chris, she didn’t do the walk of shame, she deflated. #media
     Reply
    mfnher promoted this comment TubOfTaft was starred TubOfTaft was unstarred
    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    11/12/09

    In reply to Tips For Banging Hot College Sluts Is Landmark of Journalistic Freedom
    Ah, I remember the good old days when I could write an embarassingly awful column for my Catholic college's newspaper and no one on campus would read it, never mind the entire internet. #media
     Reply
    lukeoneil47 was starred lukeoneil47 was unstarred
    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/12/09

    In reply to Tips For Banging Hot College Sluts Is Landmark of Journalistic Freedom
    I'd go raw dog on Katie Couric in that picture, 12 deep or less, Broseph!!! #media
     Reply
    Richard Petty Bourgeoisie was starred Richard Petty Bourgeoisie was unstarred
    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11/12/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: She does look doable, in an Annie-Liebovitz-if-she-were-hetero-&-gummier way.
     Reply
    Edited by scroll_lock at 11/12/09 2:44 PM scroll_lock was starred scroll_lock was unstarred
    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/12/09

    @scroll_lock: Man, why you always gotta point out Katie's dolphin teeth? #media
     Reply
    Richard Petty Bourgeoisie was starred Richard Petty Bourgeoisie was unstarred
    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11/12/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: heh #media
     Reply
    scroll_lock was starred scroll_lock was unstarred
    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    11/12/09

    In reply to Tips For Banging Hot College Sluts Is Landmark of Journalistic Freedom
    This guy will be bald, graduated with a marketing degree, and working at a Cailifornia Pizza Kitchen in 3...2...1... #media
     Reply
    katekate is squared promoted this comment sweetpickles was starred sweetpickles was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/12/09

    In reply to Tips For Banging Hot College Sluts Is Landmark of Journalistic Freedom
    The "He Said / She Said" columns used to be the funniest part of The Mirror... too bad this moron had to go fuck it up. In reality, the columns have been overrun with idiots like Chris for a few years now. If I were President von Arx, I'd kick him out. #media
     Reply
    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of pmarble pmarble
    11/12/09

    @Conchie Birdie: President von Arx sounds like a totally made-up name. Like a character from Arrested Development, or 30 Rock. #media
     Reply
    Conchie Birdie promoted this comment pmarble was starred pmarble was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/12/09

    @pmarble: He's for realz - President Father Jeffrey P. von Arx, S.J. #media
     Reply
    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of Fitz21and1 Fitz21and1
    11/12/09

    @Conchie Birdie: I worked for that paper back when I went there, it was never funny, it was always lowest level humor, copying Adam Sandler-type jokes when they were popular, then Will Farrell-type, and I guess now Tucker Max. #media
     Reply
    Conchie Birdie promoted this comment Fitz21and1 was starred Fitz21and1 was unstarred
    Image of pmarble pmarble
    11/12/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Oh, I believe you, never fear! But the fuller name seems even more made up (and funny) to me. #media
     Reply
    pmarble was starred pmarble was unstarred
    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    11/12/09

    @pmarble: Fairfield U. is a real school that so many commenters apparently attended? It sounds like one of the campus backgrounds for a 3 Stooges short.
     Reply
    Edited by Rozelle’s Bagman at 11/12/09 4:27 PM Rozelle’s Bagman was starred Rozelle’s Bagman was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/12/09

    @Fitz21and1: Gotcha. To be fair, I really only enjoyed the She Said - and my friend wrote it. Plus, to be the funniest part of that paper isn't really saying much.

    @pmarble: I knew it would find it funny - that's why I disclosed the entire name!
    #media
     Reply
    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of Brian St. Claire Brian St. Claire
    11/13/09

    @Conchie Birdie: And before that, President Father Aloysius P. Kelly, S.J.

    Fairfield seemed to collect Jesuits with crazy names... and @Fitz21and1, I worked there too. '03, it was fantastic. Great writers, great editors, great staff. By '07, when I graduated, the writing started to slide, and I think it's currently in a kind of textual nadir. #media
     Reply
    Conchie Birdie promoted this comment Brian St. Claire was starred Brian St. Claire was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/14/09

    @Brian St. Claire: Hmm... did we know each other, good sir?

    Actually, I think we do.

    ETA: Holy crap, we hooked up. And you defriended me! Jerk.
     Reply
    Edited by Conchie Birdie at 11/14/09 4:37 PM Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/14/09

    @Rozelle’s Bagman: Oh, we're everywhere, you'd be surprised. #media
     Reply
    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of Brian St. Claire Brian St. Claire
    11/14/09

    @Conchie Birdie:

    Well, you DID get de-friended, yes, and so did about a hundred and fifty other people in the Great De-Friendification of 2009. C'est la vie.

    PS, pink hair? Holy crap. #media
     Reply
    Brian St. Claire was starred Brian St. Claire was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/14/09

    @Brian St. Claire: Yeah, um, this is gawker, I don't have pink hair.

    It's too bad you defriended, especially since you're the one who requested we put, under how we know each other, something like "Brian and CB hooked up in 2006 and it was awesome."


    Sad face, Brian, sad face.
    #media
     Reply
    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    11/12/09

    In reply to Tips For Banging Hot College Sluts Is Landmark of Journalistic Freedom
    In his defense, he is beautiful. He looks like a potato that just farted. #media
     Reply
    Richard Lawson was starred Richard Lawson was unstarred
    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/12/09

    In reply to Tips For Banging Hot College Sluts Is Landmark of Journalistic Freedom
    Fairfield University, another fine Jesuit institution.

    Judging by the picture, and while I know it isn’t nice to say, a revision of Mr. Nolan’s remarks may be in order: I’m fairly confident that Chris Surette has not been laid his entire time at Fairfield University. #media
     Reply
    iplaudius was starred iplaudius was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/12/09

    @iplaudius: Really, it's not a bad place... I enjoyed my years there and, thankfully, never encountered such a cretin like this Surette character. #media
     Reply
    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/12/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Seriously—I was surprised to see Fairfield here. I dated someone from Fairfield University, a kind, humane, decent, intelligent person. (Also, smoking hot. And Italian-American. Sigh.) #media
     Reply
    iplaudius was starred iplaudius was unstarred
    Image of Caenct Caenct
    11/12/09

    @iplaudius: I hated it there. Most people had attitudes like this, some more, some less. This guy is clearly the extreme, but honestly, all he did was take the frat boy humor and just shout it louder, because that's how you make a funny if you're dumb. People might not take it to this extreme in everday life, but the underlying attitudes that led to this crap? Oh yeah, definitely there. #media
     Reply
    iplaudius promoted this comment Caenct was starred Caenct was unstarred
    Image of kentuckienne kentuckienne
    11/12/09

    In reply to Tips For Banging Hot College Sluts Is Landmark of Journalistic Freedom
    To give Surette's editor credit, s/he appears to have done a good job of editing out all utterances of "bro." 'Cause I'd bet there were a lot. #media
     Reply
    scroll_lock promoted this comment kentuckienne was starred kentuckienne was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Gawker account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.