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    NeverEnding Story Really Never Gonna End

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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    02/27/09

    In reply to NeverEnding Story Really Never Gonna End
    I named my first car "Falkor". There isn't enough gin in the world to make me watch any sequels. Why didn't they just turn it into a crappy animated series drawn by slaves in Korea, same as all the rest of the hits of the 80's?
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    Image of Inhaler Inhaler
    02/27/09

    In reply to NeverEnding Story Really Never Gonna End
    I just want the Spike Jonze adaptation of Where The Wild Things Are to come out already, we do not need all this other crap.
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    Image of the rzo the rzo
    02/26/09

    In reply to NeverEnding Story Really Never Gonna End
    Bee-tee-dubs, the childlike empress has a modern dance company now: [www.tamistronach.com] Aaaand she went to my high school.
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    Image of Wendy_Kroy Wendy_Kroy
    02/26/09

    In reply to NeverEnding Story Really Never Gonna End
    Please, please, please don't touch Time Bandits... Let one dark, funny, scary, brilliant movie from my childhood survive.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    02/26/09

    In reply to NeverEnding Story Really Never Gonna End
    Remake Willow with Verne Troyer while you're at it.
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    Image of fiveinchtaint fiveinchtaint
    02/26/09

    In reply to NeverEnding Story Really Never Gonna End
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    02/26/09

    In reply to NeverEnding Story Really Never Gonna End
    As the official Falkor here, I have one thing to say:


    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


    Over my cold, dead, bepinked, dog/dragon/rabbit/questionable rodent hide, will I let this happen.


    Someone tell me who I have to see to stop this travesty!


    Fucking Blasphemy! Hollywood, leave my childhood alone, and do your mind rape on movies from the 90's, Ernest Goes to Africa is more than willing!!

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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    02/26/09

    @NES Fans One and All: ATREEEEEYYYYYUUUUU!!


    Give me an ATREYU wave people.

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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    02/26/09

    In reply to NeverEnding Story Really Never Gonna End
    Meanwhile, a Clue remake? Cripes. Someone put Gore Verbinski in a room with rabid Clue fans and turn off the lights.
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    02/26/09

    In reply to NeverEnding Story Really Never Gonna End
    I have to say that after this thread I find the whining about the inevitable inadequacy of this remake is a whole lot less tolerable than the actual prospect of this remake.
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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    02/26/09

    In reply to NeverEnding Story Really Never Gonna End
    It is B.S. like this that makes me want to start a petition.


    Instead, I'll sit at the end of the bar and mumble incoherently about flying dogs and the good-ole days.

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    Image of SixThirty SixThirty
    02/26/09

    In reply to NeverEnding Story Really Never Gonna End
    So to sum up: in the last few days I've read about remakes of The Neverending Story, The Dark Crystal (though I think this is supposed to be a sequel), Arthur, Total Recall, a Live Action Thundercats Movie, Adventures in Babysitting and a remake of the best movie of all time, Clue.


    The worst part is that it's likely members of the generation that grew up with these movies who are at least partially responsible for this.

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    Image of everfade everfade
    02/26/09

    @SixThirty: Live action Thundercats? Ugh, next thing you know it'll be a broadway musical.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    02/26/09

    @SixThirty: That's it, I give up.


    Also: remaking The Taking of Pelham 123. With Denzel. Jesus.

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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    02/26/09

    In reply to NeverEnding Story Really Never Gonna End
    Thanks to test audiences they've made some improvements for today's movie-goers.


    Old version: Artax the horse

    New version: Arty the wisecracking raccoon and his forest pals


    Old version: Terrifying naked sphinx sculptures slowly decaying who test your heart to let you pass

    New version: Rapping granny who demands you bust a rhyme to pass


    Old version: The Childlike Empress

    New version: The Slutlike Empress


    And, MORE EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE!

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    Image of everfade everfade
    02/26/09

    @kimsama: Your breakdown me feel bad inside.
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    02/26/09

    @everfade: *made me
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    02/26/09

    @kimsama: The original Empress was kinda slutty, though.
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    Image of J. Henry Waugh J. Henry Waugh
    02/26/09

    In reply to NeverEnding Story Really Never Gonna End
    SAY MY NAME!
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    02/26/09

    @J. Henry Waugh:
    Rumplestiltskin.


    Now can I have my baby back?

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    Image of everfade everfade
    02/26/09

    @rudi_freude: You have no power over me.
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    Image of guitarsnob guitarsnob
    02/26/09

    In reply to NeverEnding Story Really Never Gonna End
    You're so right -- kids are unimaginative little pussies these days. Make them sit through a film like Labyrinth or the Dark Crystal or The Neverending Story and they'll piss their coddled panties and complain about nightmares to their child shrinks who'll then prescribe them low dosage Zoloft.
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    02/26/09

    @guitarsnob: If it makes you feel better to think so, sure. My 5 year old watches all of that stuff. Forcing your kid to watch old DVDs al the time helps save a bundle on cable!
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    Image of Daveed Daveed
    02/26/09

    @guitarsnob: And this is why I think Coraline is important.
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    Image of PopCultureSavant PopCultureSavant
    02/26/09

    @Daveed: omg, i LOVED coraline. absolutely amazing. and it is totally sad that kids nowadays have mostly shitty movies. me and my sister used to sing that david bowie song from labyrinth all the time!
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    Image of Teddy Ruxpin Teddy Ruxpin
    02/27/09

    @PopCultureSavant:


    You remind me of the babe
    (What babe?)
    The babe with the power
    (What power?)
    The power of Voodoo
    (Who do?)
    You do!
    (Do what?)
    Remind me of the babe.


    Yes I went there. I am also doing some David Bowie esque crotch thrusting in my office right now.

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    Image of Cam/ron Cam/ron
    02/27/09

    @Teddy Ruxpin: DANCE MAGIC DANCE, MOTHERFUCKER!
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    Image of ArgusRun ArgusRun
    02/26/09

    In reply to NeverEnding Story Really Never Gonna End
    They look like big, good strong hands,don't they. I always thought that's what they were. My little friends: Star Wars, Indiana Jones, even The NeverEnding Story. I couldn't hold on to them. The studios pulled them right out of my hands. I failed.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    02/26/09

    @ArgusRun: Win.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02/26/09

    @ArgusRun:


    You used the wrong discount rate?

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