They're tall. They think that pink, kelly, and cordovan are primary colors. They pluralize the word "philanthropy" and still insist that Trinity and Haverford are prestigious colleges. And now, after decades of wining, dining, and murdering at lame-not-lamé Upper East Side haunts like Dorrian's Red Hand, the preppies…

"Mocking Poles for being stupid is perhaps the last form of politically correct prejudice," wrote Haverford '05 graduate and proud Greenpoint gentrifier David Langlieb. Um, guess not. The article, which ran as a 'Moved To Speak' column in the Haverford alumni newsletter (way to flout those stereotypes about…