Courtesy of The Wrap.

News Report on Gay Protests Alarmingly Accurate

I'm not sure I understand what the fuss is in this wire story about gays protesting same-sex marriage bans. Doesn't this happen every day?

Breaking Economic News

America's fiscal crisis finally hits us where it hurts. We hear the prices these days are obscene. (Very special thanks to tipster A.H.) [Reuters]

"The ponies abandoned by British children and sent to France as horse meat" [Daily Mail (U.K.)]

"Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay Accidentally Burns His Genitals" [Feed Syndicate]

"Prime minister gets finger in post." The actual story is SO less exciting than what you're imagining. [Reuters]

"South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With '$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties" [Fox News]