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    When the Earth Stops Moving, What's the Real Story?

    News Report on Gay Protests Alarmingly Accurate

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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    09/29/09

    In reply to When the Earth Stops Moving, What's the Real Story?
    The show wrapped five days ago. So no.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    09/29/09

    In reply to When the Earth Stops Moving, What's the Real Story?
    Maybe I'm a terrible person, but that's the first thing that I thought of. And oh my gosh I am sooooo excited that Rupert is back on the show!!! Please discuss.
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    Image of SurlyDuck SurlyDuck
    12/12/08

    In reply to News Report on Gay Protests Alarmingly Accurate
    How many gay people even work with tools anymore (besides hairstylists)?
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    12/12/08

    @SurlyDuck: They have gay rodeos, you know. Those guys have tool boxes, literal tool boxes.
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    Image of La Cieca La Cieca
    12/12/08

    @SurlyDuck: I work with tools every day. I work at a law firm.
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    Image of momo momo
    12/12/08

    In reply to News Report on Gay Protests Alarmingly Accurate
    It's a common misspelling.

    [en.wikipedia.org]
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    12/12/08

    @rod: Heh. Or this.
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    Image of bigleggedwoman bigleggedwoman
    12/12/08

    In reply to News Report on Gay Protests Alarmingly Accurate
    So I suppose that steel mill in the Simpsons went dark for the day.
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    Image of Minsley Tortimer Minsley Tortimer
    12/12/08

    In reply to News Report on Gay Protests Alarmingly Accurate
    this headline fits in nicely with the script I'm writing for 'unbalanced load', a porno about a mildly deranged laundromat repair guy.
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    Image of Minsley Tortimer Minsley Tortimer
    12/12/08

    (the sequels will be 'speed queen' and 'fluff-n-fold')
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    Image of cupcakes cupcakes
    12/12/08

    @Minsley Tortimer: HA Genius!!!


    I, too, cannot reread this headline enough to understand it...maybe they mean the gays are less likely to be tools? If it's that or they need more hot men, I'm supportive.

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    Image of bigleggedwoman bigleggedwoman
    12/12/08

    @Minsley Tortimer: So, are you the love child of Martha Stewart and John Waters?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    12/12/08

    @Minsley Tortimer: be sure you work in an angle on "one-hour Martinizing."
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    Image of bigleggedwoman bigleggedwoman
    12/12/08

    @Minsley Tortimer: Divine would have been perfect in "Speed Queen", don't you think?
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    Image of Minsley Tortimer Minsley Tortimer
    12/12/08

    it's all part of my business plan for a more vanilla version of gay hardcore magazine 'den of iniquity', which will be called 'linen closet of iniquity', and is aimed mainly at sweater queens. the motto is: "it's 200 thread - COUNT !!!"
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    12/12/08

    @Minsley Tortimer: And you can cross-violate more Leviticus: "neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee."
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    Image of flossy flossy
    12/12/08

    In reply to News Report on Gay Protests Alarmingly Accurate
    Aside from the obvious sex joke, what does that headline even mean? I even clicked through to the boring article and I still can't figure it out. Aren't double entendres supposed to have more than one meaning?
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    Image of LittleLolly LittleLolly
    12/12/08

    @flossy: I think they are asserting that "Day without Gay" was not very successful and the gay community is now running out of methods (or "tools") of protesting.
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    Image of PimpMyCouch PimpMyCouch
    12/12/08

    @LittleLolly: I prefer to picture a rumble between Gays and Tools behind the Tastee-Freeze. Like in The Outsiders.
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    Image of cassandra cassandra
    12/13/08

    @LittleLolly: Wait, are you kidding? To "down tools" means to "put down your tools," or go on strike. It is a throwback to the times when America had an industrial economy, which is interesting since the geighs were the ones who moved this country to a service economy based on interior decorating, accessories, and the mastery of mixed drinks.
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    12/12/08

    In reply to News Report on Gay Protests Alarmingly Accurate
    Teh gayz, always downin teh toolz.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    12/12/08

    In reply to News Report on Gay Protests Alarmingly Accurate
    Yes, Owen, just like the time we packed our shit and went to D.C. for the Million Mary March.
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