I don't know what you're all laughing at. I mean, this really alarmed me. I love my country too, and don't want my organs to organize a coup d'etat, leaving me in a terrible state. #glennbeck
My roommate and I were crying with laughter last night. And then Stephen Colbert hit it out of the park with Joey Cheek. It was a great night on Comedy Central. #glennbeck
@TheBusinessGuy: ...and/or if you feed him lots of Cocoa Krispies he will be too fat/depressed/stupid to go to school and catch all those germs. Yes, there's a bright side to everything.
So Frosted Mini-Wheats aren't really insulin? I totally thought I cold avoid diabetic shock from freebasing that sugar spackle they shellac onto that hairy plywood. What a let down. I guess I'll just start eating Raisin Bran, Grape Nuts, and Fiber One like all the other olds with digestive issues. #cereal
As long as that smug Nutella mom is still smearing that shit on whole wheat toast and high-fiving herself about the nutritious breakfast she's feeding lil' Aiden and Dakota, I can't rest. #cereal
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... which is, naturally, the only reason we put the damn banner on the box. #cereal
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