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    Image of CODiva CODiva
    11/07/09

    In reply to The Coming War for Glenn Beck's Internal Organs
    I don't know what you're all laughing at. I mean, this really alarmed me. I love my country too, and don't want my organs to organize a coup d'etat, leaving me in a terrible state. #glennbeck
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    11/06/09

    In reply to The Coming War for Glenn Beck's Internal Organs
    My roommate and I were crying with laughter last night. And then Stephen Colbert hit it out of the park with Joey Cheek. It was a great night on Comedy Central. #glennbeck
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    11/06/09

    In reply to The Coming War for Glenn Beck's Internal Organs
    Jon, my future husband, call me. #glennbeck
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    Image of Elektra Elektra
    11/06/09

    In reply to The Coming War for Glenn Beck's Internal Organs
    He is so freaking hot when he's hilarious and brilliant. I want so badly to...reward him. #glennbeck
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    11/06/09

    In reply to The Coming War for Glenn Beck's Internal Organs
    Notice how Jon's blackboard illustration leaves Beck, um, unmanned -- which seems about right. #glennbeck
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Okay So Maybe Cocoa Krispies Don't Cure Swine Flu
    ... given the public attention on H1N1 ...
    ... which is, naturally, the only reason we put the damn banner on the box. #cereal
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/05/09

    In reply to Okay So Maybe Cocoa Krispies Don't Cure Swine Flu
    If your child eats Cocoa Krispies, he surely won't catch swine flu, because he will die from diabetes before he can catch it. #cereal
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/05/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: ...and/or if you feed him lots of Cocoa Krispies he will be too fat/depressed/stupid to go to school and catch all those germs. Yes, there's a bright side to everything.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/05/09

    In reply to Okay So Maybe Cocoa Krispies Don't Cure Swine Flu
    So Frosted Mini-Wheats aren't really insulin? I totally thought I cold avoid diabetic shock from freebasing that sugar spackle they shellac onto that hairy plywood. What a let down. I guess I'll just start eating Raisin Bran, Grape Nuts, and Fiber One like all the other olds with digestive issues. #cereal
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Okay So Maybe Cocoa Krispies Don't Cure Swine Flu
    As long as that smug Nutella mom is still smearing that shit on whole wheat toast and high-fiving herself about the nutritious breakfast she's feeding lil' Aiden and Dakota, I can't rest. #cereal
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Okay So Maybe Cocoa Krispies Don't Cure Swine Flu
    I miss the days when they used to put real cocaine in Cocoa Krispies. #cereal
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    11/05/09

    In reply to Okay So Maybe Cocoa Krispies Don't Cure Swine Flu
    If anyone would like to join in my class action medical malpractice suit against Snap, Krackle and Pop, please contact me directly. #cereal
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    11/05/09

    @misslinda: Sounds GREAT! #cereal
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    Image of Deric Deric
    11/05/09

    @misslinda: Can we add that Cap'n Crunch bastard? My decoder ring can't solve shit! #cereal
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    11/05/09

    @Deric: Absolutely. I'm also considering a sexual harassment suit againt Dig'Em. #cereal
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    11/05/09

    @misslinda: Don't forget that twisted cereal killer Toucan "Son of" Sam. #cereal
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    11/05/09

    @misslinda: Silly Rabbit, malpractice suits are for kids. #cereal
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    Image of Buttafooco Buttafooco
    11/05/09

    In reply to Okay So Maybe Cocoa Krispies Don't Cure Swine Flu
    If I were an illegal immigrant, I'd also be very offended at that sort of false advertising. #cereal
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Okay So Maybe Cocoa Krispies Don't Cure Swine Flu
    Happy little bastards on that box. #cereal
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    11/05/09

    In reply to Okay So Maybe Cocoa Krispies Don't Cure Swine Flu
    Next you'll be telling me that Wonder Bread doesn't "Build Strong Bodies 12 Ways." #cereal
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    Image of Deric Deric
    11/05/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: False. The workout I get from having to shit Wonder Bread is killer for my abs. #cereal
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Okay So Maybe Cocoa Krispies Don't Cure Swine Flu
    It'll still cure your Snaps and Pops, just not your Crackles. #cereal
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