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    Image of Mrs. Beeton Mrs. Beeton
    04:38 PM

    In reply to Related: Smaller Kids Smaller
    But it's the stupid babies that need the most attention.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/01/09

    In reply to Punch Jerks at Work, Urge Scientists
    Fuck yeah! Was just talking about this the other day. So wish we had one free, "punch the front of that guy's face in" pass. Not thousands, but just one golden free pass. So you'd really have to save it up, use it wisely, and knock the ba-dookey hell out of some complete and total piece of turd-flesh.

    *Babies and pregnant women excluded. Bosses, pricks on the subway, racist fear mongers, brown-nosing little twerps with bad hair...all game for the punting.
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    12/01/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Please call the pass a George McFly.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/01/09

    @blix: Heh. Yeah.

    Not sure what we'd do about Glenn Back though. We'd have to sell tickets...
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    Image of Better to Eat You With Better to Eat You With
    12/01/09

    @Spirit Fingers: I'm afraid I'd need one pass a year. Can we buy them from really nice people who would never hit anybody?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/01/09

    @Better to Eat You With: See now that's where it gets tricky. If one person has too many than we'd have to find a way to police it. The government might want to then know who and why said person needs to be punched so hard they pee...there could be sanctions and rules...just taking away from the poetic notion of making some asshole really, really, earn the thwapping of his life.

    So complicated.

    We don't want to restrict it. It should be organic. One of those, "You deserve it. You know you do. So brace yourself, fuckface, this will be epic. THWAP!" kind of moments. And then life goes on.
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    Image of Better to Eat You With Better to Eat You With
    12/01/09

    @Spirit Fingers: And, you know, in those cases I'm generally prepared for consequences, so this will work out fine.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    12/01/09

    In reply to How Are We Whipping Our Kids Into Fighting Shape?
    Also, can we finally start tracking gym classes? I get that there are all kinds of arguments why maybe you shouldn't separate smart kids out from lame kids in English, but gym, really?

    If you just let the hyper-competitive jocks be their own god-damn gym class, and let the rest of us do some tai-chi or some shit, everyone would be happier about exercise.
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    12/01/09

    @braak: It seems like a lot of the comments are dealing with chubby teenagers who may have other issues contributing to their disdain for movement - like general adolescence. What about the elementary and tween set where children are more likely to engage in "play" as opposed to "blood sport?" Aren't they equally podgy?

    I'm not sure if this was regional or a sign of the times (I grew up in) but I recall the President's Physical Fitness Program (or something like that) where all of us little ones had to engage in minimal strength training and aerobic exercise in gym class - primarily before middle school. Do programs like this no longer exist?
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    12/01/09

    In reply to Punch Jerks at Work, Urge Scientists
    What can I do when I am on a call and the person I want to punch is thousands of miles away?
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    Image of fuckingoldman fuckingoldman
    12/01/09

    @iplaudius: Can you at least berate/belittle them in a way so that you know what's going on but they don't?
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    Image of AmendmentForOne AmendmentForOne
    12/01/09

    @iplaudius: Technology will one day provide us with the means to reach across a phone line and slap someone. For today, just print out their face, and tape it to a punching bag.
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    12/01/09

    @iplaudius: tell them to listen very carefully, then slam the phone.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    12/01/09

    @fuckingoldman: This could provide no small comfort, but I would have to be very careful about it.

    @BaconCat: Good in theory, but if I’m going to lose work, I want something as good as fist-to-face contact, if not blood.

    Now that I think about it, I have in the past expressed my dissatisfaction privately by putting the phone on mute, going to the bathroom, and taking a dump. It felt good somehow, as though I were forcing the other people to smell my shit.
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    12/01/09

    @iplaudius: i think you know what you have to do now: take it off of mute next time.
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    Image of Maloon-Rouge Maloon-Rouge
    12/01/09

    @AmendmentForOne: @BaconCat: Exactly, a phone that can go all Three Stooges on they're azz'ez. Eye pokes, and everything.
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    Image of Mrs. Beeton Mrs. Beeton
    12/01/09

    In reply to Punch Jerks at Work, Urge Scientists
    I was talking about this just last night. Not specifically knocking your boss in the face, but that men should come to sexy, sexy blows more often. Ideally while protecting me from bad guys. Then I, as his baby, will give him some sugar.
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    12/01/09

    In reply to How Are We Whipping Our Kids Into Fighting Shape?
    At the risk of sounding like Bill Maher (really - it pains me to write this), aside from the complete inertia of today's kiddos, I find fault with all of the chemicals we're pumping into little Billy and Sally. Not necessarily chemicals from food but chemicals from all of the mood altering meds fed to kids like Smarties were fed to some of us long-toothers. It's no secret that most anti-depressants/anti-anxiety meds pack on the pounds and create chunkers out of otherwise lithe people.

    Yes - these children need to get off their rears and move around. The neighbourhood bus stop is stacked with minivans and EnviroCrusher 3000s full of mommies and daddies who won't let there spawn walk to the phucking bus stop. That said - the go-to solution for behavioural problems these days is a fistful of pills. Pills that make you fat, slovenly, etc... regardless of age.
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    Image of Charlotte Rae's Web Charlotte Rae's Web
    12/01/09

    @kappakappaspankme: I just can't agree with your basic premise since the drug group that appears to be most over-prescribed is ADD/ADHD meds and those have the opposite effect in terms of food in general.
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    12/01/09

    @Charlotte Rae's Web: Not exactly. [www.rollingstone.com]

    Now - this appeared in Rolling Stone in February. Imagine how long it's actually been discussed among doctors, therapists, educators and the like.
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    Image of Charlotte Rae's Web Charlotte Rae's Web
    12/01/09

    @kappakappaspankme: Zyprexa is nowhere near as common as Ritalin, Adderoll and the like.
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    12/01/09

    @Charlotte Rae's Web: OK. You win. No more worrying about anti-depressants and anti-psychotics being prescribed for the children of America.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    12/01/09

    In reply to Punch Jerks at Work, Urge Scientists
    This is why I have a punching bag in my backyard. I visualize whomever is pissing me off and beat the living shit out of them.

    I was talking to a woman was semi-pro at my boxing gym, and she said people make fun of women boxing. But we leave here, and everything that's angering us is left right here on the floor.

    The point being, let that agression out. But chose the target wisely.

    (I added sixty pounds of gravel to my bag today. 150 lbs wasn't cutting it anymore!)
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    12/01/09

    @NewsBunny: Genius.
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    Image of Go Like Hell Machine Go Like Hell Machine
    12/01/09

    @NewsBunny: Who the hell makes fun of women boxers??
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    Image of You Cannot Untoast You Cannot Untoast
    12/01/09

    @Go Like Hell Machine: Oh, you usually see them in Triage, with the broken nose and hurt pride.
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    Go Like Hell Machine promoted this comment You Cannot Untoast was starred You Cannot Untoast was unstarred
    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    12/01/09

    @Go Like Hell Machine: I tell people I box for exercise, and so many of them say things like: Really? Seriously? You kidding?
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    12/01/09

    In reply to How Are We Whipping Our Kids Into Fighting Shape?
    I remember having to take fitness tests in 6th grade. There were also several recesses a day; long, exercise-encouraged recesses. 7th-12th, we were required to take a PE class each semester.
    They don't do these anymore.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/01/09

    In reply to How Are We Whipping Our Kids Into Fighting Shape?
    As a former fat kid (with ongoing large motor skills gaps) I am in favor of this. Teaching physical education and nutrition as the foundation of a healthy lifetime, rather than an arena for humiliating people who aren't going to be competitive athletes. Yoga? Why not? Pilates? Yupper. Maybe get some tai chi and kettle bells in there, among other things, and more people might be happier overall and less of a burden to the health system.
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    Image of disproportionate response disproportionate response
    12/01/09

    @Smitros: more kettle bells, less kettle chips
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    12/01/09

    In reply to How Are We Whipping Our Kids Into Fighting Shape?
    I just want to throttle parents who are grossly overweight and have LITTLE kids who are already overweight. The kids probably are destined to remain struggling for life with their weight and the problems it causes. As everyone else has already stated, years ago we played outside, didn't sit on our asses playing video games and didn't get fast food several times a week.
    Every experience in America now centers around packing your piehole with crap. God forbid you should go to a store like Home Depot or Barnes and Noble without being able to mindlessly graze.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    12/01/09

    In reply to How Are We Whipping Our Kids Into Fighting Shape?
    so, are they going to put fat kids on their own short - yet wide - bus?
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    12/01/09

    @BadUncle: A stubby for the chubby.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    12/01/09

    In reply to How Are We Whipping Our Kids Into Fighting Shape?
    That NES controller with with the round directional pad absolutely SUCKED. (I think it was the NES MAX.)

    In fact, I would go so far as to say the original standard NES controller is one of the greatest things Japan has ever produced.
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    12/01/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: What about tiny, tiny erasers? Or kamikaze pilots?
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    Image of noahjacquemin noahjacquemin
    12/01/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: but it had turbo buttons!
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    12/01/09

    @noahjacquemin: That's just for lazy (fat) kids with slow thumbs.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    12/01/09

    In reply to How Are We Whipping Our Kids Into Fighting Shape?
    Having just returned from Europe, all I can say is thank goodness someone is doing something about America's next generation of fatties. There wasn't an obese child or adult in the entire city of Dublin, but my goodness was that airplane filled to the brim with supersized 'mericans.
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    Image of NightElfMohawk NightElfMohawk
    12/01/09

    @misslinda: Well, apparently the Brits aren't paying attention to the Irish much...

    [www.ox.ac.uk]
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/01/09

    @misslinda: That's because the British still take all the fat Irish babies, eat them and make gloves of their skin.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    12/01/09

    @NightElfMohawk: Ah, see I didn't say they weren't overweight, I said they weren't obese. There were no Lane Bryants, plus sized clothing departments, or motorized scooters because the general population was a normal size. While that might qualify as overweight by some measures, it certainly wasn't what you see on a trip to Mall of America for instance.
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    Image of meechybee meechybee
    12/01/09

    @misslinda: I just returned from Paris yesterday (yes, be jealous) and the portions are literally half of what we're used to here. I ate generously the week I was there (croissants, full-fat yogurts, wine, and whatever else I wanted) and still lost about four pounds.

    By comparison the croissant I got at Starbucks this morning was like a loaf of bread -- you could have fit three croissants from Paul inside of it.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    12/01/09

    @meechybee: That's so funny, after my last visit to Paris (I think 3 years ago) I decided to go on a Parisian Diet which I defined as "eat half a portion of whatever the heck you want." So whatever meal was placed in front of me, whether at home or at a restaurant, I split in half. I was never hungry and never stuffed. Also, I bought smaller plates.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/01/09

    In reply to How Are We Whipping Our Kids Into Fighting Shape?
    Yeah, I'm calling kids today pansies. I can recall several instances of being downright threatened to exercise during school. And probably because of the horrors suffered, I didn't gain a "freshman fifteen" in college and most of us stayed pretty trim, didn't eat a lot of garbage (Vending machines didn't exist in my high school. What? You want a snack? Cut class and go to 7Eleven or suck it up with a water fountain until 3pm.), and mostly didn't complain. Exercise... just was.

    Not saying it was all fitness nirvana (See Pins or People rant below) but mostly we learned some shit about not being slothing maniacs. Here's a list:

    1) Gymnastics
    2) Weight training
    3) Flag Football (I'm a girl)
    4) Track and Field
    5) Aerobics
    6) Volleyball/Badminton
    7) Softball
    8) Basketball
    9) Field Hockey/Lacrosse/Soccer

    And of course, square dancing, kick ball, and jumping rope. AND we took showers. (This we fought everyday, but oh, so, necessary. Ever been in a classroom with twenty-five 13 year olds?)

    Kids are getting off too easy, too early.
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    Image of bboston88 bboston88
    12/01/09

    @Spirit Fingers: I second that.
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    12/01/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Oh, you're a girl? I didn't know that.

    I think all gym classes should be replaced with Kung Fu.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/01/09

    @braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Kung Fu would be pretty excellent actually, but I'm thinking an untold amount of lawsuits could follow. Imagine if you could've roundhouse kicked some little fuckwad in the face as a pre-teen. I so would have.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    12/01/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Hm. A valid point, though I'm not sure that ability had anything to do with how many fights I got into as a kid. I didn't know how to throw a roundhouse, but I was happy to bite some fuckers in the eye.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/01/09

    @braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Hm. Biting in the eye...effective. But perhaps not as rewarding as a running mule kick to the sternum.

    I likes to work with mah feet.
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    12/01/09

    @Spirit Fingers: I was working a shock-and-awe reputation in those days. I figured, skinny guy like me, the only way I'd be safe in high school is if I had a reputation as some crazy little bastard who would try and eat your face.

    Nobody wants to be a part of that, you know?
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    12/01/09

    In reply to How Are We Whipping Our Kids Into Fighting Shape?
    I see you've found a photo of General Winfield Scott IX, commander of the Galactic Infantry and military governor of Tatooine.
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    Image of alboy2 alboy2
    12/01/09

    @Swifter: It's a trap!
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