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11/18/09
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11/18/09
As for Heather Locklear, if I looked that good at 72, I would act like a prima donna too. Shut it bitches, she is there to save your asses!
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11/04/09
1. Even if you look stupid while stealing art, I may still want to have sex with you for reasons I can't explain.
2. Having a look of perpetual creepy, vapid psychopath plastered to your face at all times can make you look like a half-decent actress if your role is playing a perpetually creepy and vapid psychopath.
3. Being the best-looking guy on the show won't necessarily keep you there as long as Nick Zano is lurking in the background. And Nick Zano is always lurking in the background.
4. Nothing on Earth is as good without Amanda Woodward. Nothing. #melroseplace
11/04/09
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11/04/09
Also, the writers may want to consider picking up some of their own threads. I mean, Jane Mancini happened, yet no mention! In the last episode, we thought Violet would start making Michael's life a living hell, which would've been entertaining to watch --
Yet no mention last night!
These guys also do not understand the concept of the Melrose Cliffhanger. Something shocking and sexy/creepy happens at the end and then we pick it right back up the following week. I swear if they got their cliffhangers right they'd be on the right track. #melroseplace
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10/22/09
one Simpson-Wentz and a player to be named later, to make up the salary to add a closing pitcher like Locklear to the roster. #melroseplace
10/22/09
Am I to take that this being made so public so far ahead of the air dates for these episodes means that the producers are attempting to publicly shame Ashlee Simpson, or sully her image in some capacity? I can't think of a reason why they would otherwise give up a huge part of the plot line unless she had pissed them off in some capacity, but I don't work in the teevee. #melroseplace
10/14/09
Also, counting down the days until 11/17, when Amanda Woodward returns. Jo coming back next week is not going to cut it, especially if they just vaporize her a week later like they've apparently done to Jane.
10/14/09
Wheee!
(Is there really someone on the show named Kimber? If so, I'm much less amused and more angry at the blatant thievery from one of the greatest cartoons of all time. If not...Brian more please. Who's Jerrica, Pizzazz and Rio?)
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