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Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
Tom Cruise bought a special car to ward off anti-Scientology protesters and other agents of Xenu; Britney Spears can ward off the blues with the sari from her new boyfriend. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by dontmindme: First of all, the galaxy is only 4.3 trillion years old, so this '82 trillion years' is just out of... 3 Responses | Other threads
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By Ryan TateComment by Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: I'd disown my mother if she slept with Gene Simmons and recorded it. 23 Responses | Other threads
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By Ryan TateComment by navidine: Jennifer so needs to get over Brad - she had her chance - she could have had it all -... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Heather Mills' Publicist Hates Her Too
Just when it seemed you couldn't possibly dig up another person to despise Paul McCartney's ex, Heather Mills, the lady's own publicist has just quit in a hilarious—and wordy—fit. Mills' former flack, Michele Elyzabeth, says the trouble started when Mills accused her of working on a tell-all book. "She was screaming and yelling, 'Is it true that you're writing a book about me?' I told her that it wasn't true, and she went bonkers... She was screaming so loud, she told whoever she was with to leave the room. She was yelling, 'I am tired of you, you're so stupid! You're so unprofessional.'" More » -
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By Ryan TateComment by The More You Know: Nothing is official until the Facebook relationship status update. more » | Other threads
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By Ryan TateComment by valarmorghulis: You are correct Ms. Mills, being spurned is not the same as being ignored. more » | Other threads
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By Ryan TateComment by VirusWithShoes: I like the nipples on that girl next to the tit. more » | Other threads
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Get Over It
Brits Still Obsessed With Heather Mills
Once upon a time Heather Mills had the audacity to marry Paul McCartney and a funny island nation got really, really upset about it. So upset that they're still coming up with stuff like this: "Heather Mills has been accused of breaking a promise to a disabled mother whose artificial legs she promised to pay for. The 40-year-old ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney — who herself has an artificial after she was hit by a car in 1993 — met Maria Rybkina, who was left tragically disabled in a train accident, in her Moscow flat four years ago. Heather promised 28-year-old Maria a personal donation of $20,000 to provide her with new artificial legs, but it has now been claimed that the former glamor model never handed over the cash, despite repeated promises to do so." More »
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Comment by Trixie from Toronto: @ian spiegelman: I didn't like the "block quotes" smackdown. No one chastises Spiegs! more » | Other threads
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By Ryan TateComment by ginger rant: Why is it that with every new article besmirching Heather Mills's name and character, I only like her more? more » | Other threads
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Nude Photos of Heather Mills Are Unappealing (And Not Just Because of Her Missing Leg)
Maybe she was a porn star. Maybe she was a prostitute. Maybe she was even a good homemaker (though not likely). Yet the one occupation Heather Mills is known for that continues to confound us is modeling. In 1986, after failing at a number of jobs (and being arrested for stealing from one), Mills started her own modeling agency. Her number one client? You guessed it — herself. These recently surfaced pictures were shot in 1999 and are not as raunchy as the ones we've seen in the past. In fact - while not particularly attractive - they're almost classy. The only thing that's missing is the airbrushing that we as a society have come to expect. Oh, and her leg. More » -
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By Ryan TateComment by WorldWarYou: I'm so sad... Pete Wentz almost really killed himself (damn, so close) and Ryan Adams is dating Mandy Slore, I... more » | Other threads
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"Almost Any Girl With A Dick In Her Mouth Could Be Mistaken For Lindsay Lohan"
Well, folks, another Friday, another shitty week in the gossip blog universe. It's simply amazing how many writers think trashing and insulting women is "funny." With that, we welcome you back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. Let the Jezebel justice system begin! [Jezebel] -
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By Ryan TateComment by the-cubicle-dweller: @Unfun: Get over it. I already did. I don't read Maxim, but I am entitled to my opinion about women who... more » | Other threads
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Hillary Clinton Endorses One-Legged Ex-Mrs. Beatle
Hillary Clinton first met Heather Mills, the now-former Mrs. Paul McCartney, on September 10, 2001. The day before the world changed! Except some things never change, like how much Hillary Clinton loves Heather Mills, a woman who changed the world by marrying a Beatle, and only having one leg, and posing for dirty pictures in the '80s. Also she fights land mines. Hillary Clinton apparently had four minutes to kill? We've yet to hear a suitable explanation for this video. But it's after the jump! More »
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By PareeneComment by BeRightBack: @SeeingI: I think it was a mocking quote from when Ally McBeal acknowledged it in one of its first post-9/11... more » | Other threads
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Today's Cindy Adams column is about some trashy Heather Mills tell-all book. Probably. It's sort of hard to tell. Translator? "The narrative then osmoses into her realizing the key to power and, thus, selling that horrifying story of losing her leg for the highest newspaper bid. It included this woman Doing It in her hospital bed. It was about losing a leg but the sex being as incredible as ever. Resolved to use this newfound power, she said, 'And I'll flirt with anyone.'" [Cindy]
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By Emily GouldComment by bombed_pop: @CherriSpryte: it's crips, thank you. more » | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Ashley Olsen And Lance Armstrong: Is This A Joke?
- Why are Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong parading their PDAs around the town's hotspots? Although! Page Six says they were dining at Waverly Inn together on Tuesday—but the photographic evidence says that Ashley was actually dining with Sting, Slash and Stephen Fry. No Lance shows up in the paparazzi photos. [Page Six, Image: Splash Photos] More »
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gossip roundup
Posh And Becks, America Is Yours!
- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and Jada Pinkett-Smith and Will Smith (nice four-some!) are throwing the "Welcome to America" party for Posh and Becks this weekend. "Invitations went out all over Hollywood . . . they were printed on red velvet with tacky gold lettering." [Page Six] More »
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By ChoireComment by lovely nigerienne: The Smiths have totally lost my respect by being around the Cruises. I don't care how black you are.... more » | Other threads
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"Don't Hassle The Hoff": The Hoff Tries To Dance With A Star
It's time for another excerpt from Don't Hassel the Hoff (St. Martin's Press, May 15), the autobiography of one of the world's most loved entertainers. In this installment, the Hoff hits on Heather Mills for some completely inexplicable reason. More » -
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Heather Mills Indicative Of Talent Required For Larry King Guest Host Duties
HEATHER Mills has been bombarded with offers of work on American TV since her success on Dancing With The Stars. Sir Paul McCartney's estranged wife has been invited to be a stand-in host on CNN's Larry King Live.
Let's see, a C-list celebrity best known for her association with a more talented partner? She should be just fine. Plus, if she decides to beat an interviewee over the head with something hollow and plastic, it'll be more than just a metaphor. More »
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By abalk2Comment by GorgeousGeorge: @polypam: "I was under the impression that everyone in the known world hated her for all of the garbage she's... more » | Other threads
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Larry King Loves Some Parts Of Heather Mills
Last night, Larry King (fresh out of the hospital!) had a very special guest on his show: one-legged Heather Mills, recently committed to a season of Dancing With the Stars. Of course, Larry couldn't resist pulling out the clip from his 2002 interview with Heather, in which she very kindly removed her leg (the fake one!) for him to stroke. Fortunately, he's well aware of the cultural impact of this "historic moment." More »
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Comment by the-cubicle-dweller: She pulls off her leg, he pulls out his colostomy (?) bag.... more » | Other threads
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Cindy Adams Sees The Comical Side of Spousal Abuse
Writing from London, where the fists are flying, Post gossip dowager Cindy Adams does some intense man-on-the-street coverage of the Mills-McCartney divorce: More »
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By abalk2Comment by sarahblooms: We only have two Beatles left, and one of them is Ringo. Can she please just leave my pure, untarnished... more » | Other threads
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Gossip Roundup: Sir Paul in Ass Kicking Contest with One-Legged Woman
- This is what happens when you tell him "Band on the Run" is rubbish. [TMZ] More »
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Gossip Roundup: Heather Mills McCartney's Whorishness Still Up for Debate
• Heather Mills McCartney did not take part in pricey orgies with Arabs because she was a call girl. She did it for free, and for the love. [R&M] More »
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By JessicaComment by Sue Duhnim: Not a whore??? Heather doesn't have a leg to stand on! And Oprah was also surrounded by her "friend" Gail.... more » | Other threads
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