Hedge funds are now poring over satellite photos of Wal-Mart parking lots in order to estimate how many customers stores are pulling in. Hedge funds are watching you.
Price buster alert: hedge fund fees are declining slightly. One expert gushes, "'We're seeing the ability to get better fees, especially if you can commit more than $100 million' to a fund." Don't miss this opportunity to save.
Are Hedge Funds Detrimental to College Idealism?
College endowments are much flashier than they used to be. They frequently reach into the billions of dollars; they attract top investing talent; and, most notably, the majority of their money is in "alternative" investments like private equity and hedge funds. Is this hurting students' ability to be proper idealists?
Here you will find another in a theoretically bottomless barrel of stories explaining why hedge funds are scams.
New $43,000 Private School Would Like to Teach Children Humility
The parents of Avenues, the new for-profit private school that caters to the children of "hedge-fund managers and artists who refuse to live above 23rd Street," have had an exciting first year. From a seven-page e-mail sent by parents about the lack of snacks, to a different series of emails about a homeless man's…
Just FYI, One of the World's Smartest Money Men Says a Crash Worse Than 2008 Is Coming
Stanley Druckenmiller is a legendary hedge fund manager, former partner of George Soros, and billionaire investor. He is one of the more levelheaded and reasonable of the hedge fund gods. He's made billions of dollars by reading the world economy correctly for several decades. So it's worth at least passing on the…
Argentina Says 'Fuck You, You Can't Take Our Boats'
Last October, billionaire hedge fund manager Paul Singer tracked the course of a Argentine navy ship, Libertad, as it crossed the globe. When it docked in Ghana, his firm, NML Capital, convinced a judge there to hold the ship in port until Argentina could pay its 1.3 billion debt to him, debt still owed from when the…
Hedge fund: a Robin Hood-like tool for stealing from the rich and giving to... hedge fund managers.
A New York hedge funder had a court in Ghana seize an Argentine Navy vessel because Argentina owes him money. Uhhh.
Hedge Fund Manager Loses Battle Over $1 Million Shoe Collection
In an anti-climatic finish to the Court Case of the Century, hedge fund manager Daniel Shak withdrew his lawsuit seeking his share of his ex-wife's million dollar shoe collection. Beth Shak, the ex-wife, and, according to the New York Post, a "pretty pro poker player," denied any wrong doing, saying Mr. Shak knew…
A Hedge Fund Manager's Bizarre, Lengthy Response to a Declined Second Date
Now and then, we get forwarded crazy emails that people — most of whom are men involved in the finance industry — send to the people they're dating, or have dated, or want to date. Today: a thesaurus-happy hedge-fund manager accuses a woman he's been on one date with of lying to him and decides he'll teach her the…
Fat Billionaire Sentenced to 11 Years in Prison
Former hedge fund heavyweight Raj Rajaratnam will do a dime and change in federal prison for his insider trading conviction.
A Facebook Billionaire's Big Dumb Failure
Peter Thiel is finally admitting there's a big blotch on his resumé that needs to be cleaned up. Becoming Facebook's first institutional investor was brilliant; thinking he was smart enough to predict big economic swings was incredibly dumb. Six billion dollars dumb. So Thiel will retreat into tech investing.

