I was subjected to a forced viewing of this show yesterday, and marveled at the sheer banality of the non-problems plaguing these poor tormented creatures. The entire substance of what little plot there is seems to be based on the fact that the characters are attractive.
Having said that, I did take a liking to "Sleazy T." What makes him so sleazy? Does he run a child slavery ring? Did he bang a tranvestite prostitute in his parents' bed? I SMELL SPIN OFF!
I have never watched this show, but I will never forget that the five minutes I had to watch before the MTV Movie Awards this summer were instantly redeemed by Andy Samberg nudity.
I swear to God, I downloaded Comic Life a couple of months ago, specifically to create recaps of The Hills for my blog. But after messing around with screenshots for a couple hours, I decided that The Hills isn't interesting enough anymore to be worth the effort, so I deleted all the images.
Don't knock these people. Heidi and Spencer last night became the only people in the history of celebrity to disgust the entire cast and crew of "The Insider." When you've got Lara tossing her hands up and offering a "what the fuck is this?" look you know you've made an impact.
Kristen and Audrina should have a black eyeliner-off. Whoever can rim their eyes to look most like a panda bear wins the heart of Justin Bobby. #thehills
A hairstylist. Because, really Kristin? You're on a popular reality show and you can't come up with anything better than a sloppy ponytail... Also, you seem drunk every time you're at a party. If this is the case, let's roll with it, MTV. At least it's something interesting. #thehills
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Having said that, I did take a liking to "Sleazy T." What makes him so sleazy? Does he run a child slavery ring? Did he bang a tranvestite prostitute in his parents' bed? I SMELL SPIN OFF!
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