Kristen and Audrina should have a black eyeliner-off. Whoever can rim their eyes to look most like a panda bear wins the heart of Justin Bobby. #thehills
A hairstylist. Because, really Kristin? You're on a popular reality show and you can't come up with anything better than a sloppy ponytail... Also, you seem drunk every time you're at a party. If this is the case, let's roll with it, MTV. At least it's something interesting. #thehills
Jeezzuzz. Taking advice from those two would be like getting cutting lessons from Jack the Ripper. Aren't they famous for being on reality shows drunk, arguing with their s.o.'s about insignificant bullshit? #thehills
Is it a drinking problem if I can't watch these shows without a double jack and diet? I'm not even kidding. Crap. I think Holly and I have a lot more in common than I'd hoped. #thehills
Brian, is there no way to just combine these things into one big...People Who Lauren Conrad Used to Like, But Don't Care About Now, Since She's a Bestselling Book Author (Christ) And Could Give A Hell About These Shows Now, So Have At It Second-String Girls...recap?
Also, am tamping my foot impatiently waiting for the SYTYCD recap that I know is coming today, right? RIGHT? #thehills
@Spirit Fingers: Sorry, there is only so much television one man can watch in an evening. But email me and maybe I'll write one for you personally. #thehills
@Brian Moylan: Trying to determine if this is a serious offer. Hmm, it could be a trap, and there you'll be looking all smug and saying, "sick burn" or some other Brody Jenner terminology I'm unfamiliar with, as I haven't watched a Hills since Lauren would meet Lo in out of the way places (because she was a periphery friend), and Spencer was just showing us his revolting side. I may need clarity on this. All that bottled blonde up there is muddying the signal. #thehills
Word, Holly, these people make me want to drink too.
But next week's show looks good. I cheered when Kristin said, "I heard you were never dating," and then I cheered when Audrina said, "Actually I met up with him last week," and then I was confused because I realized this show has no protagonists. #thehills
@ArmCandy: Nor any really plot, I'm afraid. Hence this drinking thing... it's just so easy for them to make it look like something real might happen! #thehills
It's amazing because in this one clip, it's like watching an old episode of Laugh In, and something amazing from the future as well. Holly Montag is the confluence of all events throughout history.
Also if MTV has any brains, they will make this one of those Christmastime On Demand screensavers for your television, like the burning yule log and the snow scenes. She is mesmerizing. #thehills
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did she say "No, no, no" ???
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Also, am tamping my foot impatiently waiting for the SYTYCD recap that I know is coming today, right? RIGHT? #thehills
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I think it's a bit ironic that this is her current Twitter profile picture. #thehills
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But next week's show looks good. I cheered when Kristin said, "I heard you were never dating," and then I cheered when Audrina said, "Actually I met up with him last week," and then I was confused because I realized this show has no protagonists. #thehills
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Also if MTV has any brains, they will make this one of those Christmastime On Demand screensavers for your television, like the burning yule log and the snow scenes. She is mesmerizing. #thehills