Angelina Jolie Joins Twitter, and Other Miracles

@AngelinaJolie doesn't have followers yet—who will be the first? Paris Hilton denies doing a Nazi salute. Justin Bieber's life saved by a Segway. Ke$ha has a spanking fetish. Tuesday gossip is one tweet away from your best friend.
Separation Anxiety
[Heidi Montag needed four bodyguards by her side when she marched down to the Santa Monica courthouse today to file papers to legally separate from her husband, fellow famewhore Spencer Pratt. This, friends, is her sad face. Image via X17]
Sandra Bullock Is Back! And Surrounding Herself with Men and Phalluses
Sandy surprised the men of Spike TV with her leather-clad presence last night. Christina Aguilera saves Robert Pattinson from a pack of feral paparazzi. Amy Winehouse's new boyfriend may already be cheating—with a stripper! Sunday gossip is saucy.
Steve Jobs Hears from Twitterati
Brian Chen serial emailed Apple's CEO; Heidi Montag was relentlessly huffy; and Kathy Griffin was endlessly honest. The Twitterati kept at it.
Spencer and Heidi Finally Get Exiled on The Hills
The girls of The Hills unanimously decided that the antics had become too much and cut ties with Spencer and Heidi, proving that the crazy train can only roll so far before it hits the end of the line.
