I'm not jealous of the cop, I'm jealous of Heidi Klum. And not because she's Heidi Klum, but because she gets to ride a motherfucking police horse, one of my greatest dreams ever since I was like five.
The horse has a very inscrutable look. Something like
"They see me clopping, they hatin'--clip to the clop with the super model, what's up, she's up, uh huh, uh huh, I got it."
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OMFG HORSEY
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"They see me clopping, they hatin'--clip to the clop with the super model, what's up, she's up, uh huh, uh huh, I got it."
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I think that neatly sums it up.
That is all.
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