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    You Can't Live Life Like a Heist Movie But Try Telling That to Kids These Days

    Did Lindsay Lohan Steal $500K Worth of Jewels?
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    Image of HollyMatchu HollyMatchu
    09/23/09

    In reply to You Can't Live Life Like a Heist Movie But Try Telling That to Kids These Days
    Living your life like you're in a David Mamet movie is too confusing. There's always a twist and you'd have to talk in that stilted Mamet style. On the plus side, Rebecca Pigeon.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    09/23/09

    @HollyMatchu:
    Speaking as a guy who got the F'in' steak knives, I find myself talking like a Mamet character a lot of the time anyway. You get used to it.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    09/23/09

    @Smitros: That's because you're as cute as a Chinese baby.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    09/23/09

    In reply to You Can't Live Life Like a Heist Movie But Try Telling That to Kids These Days
    Are you saying real life is now exactly like "Point Break"?
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    Image of Looker Looker
    06/16/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay Lohan Steal $500K Worth of Jewels?
    I am still amazed, and a bit saddened, at how quickly she has ruined any chance of a serious acting career. She obviously uses extremely poor judgement, but is there absolutely no person in her life to help guide her a little bit in the right direction?


    Don't get me wrong, if she is stealing jewels from photo shoots that is her problem, but the whole clusterfuck that her life has become is just sad.

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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    06/16/09

    @Looker: "but is there absolutely no person in her life to help guide her a little bit in the right direction?"


    You've seen her parents?

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    Image of Looker Looker
    06/16/09

    @irishflyesq: @AliHajiSheik:


    Yeah, I'm aware of what complete trainwrecks her parents are, wich is why I wondered if there was any other person in her life to help her since they cannot be counted on other that to fuck things up more.

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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    06/16/09

    @Looker: at this point, she's going to have to hit rock bottom (again?) and learn something her own damned self. or she's screwed. either way, it's an old story and i've got people i actually know going through shit to worry about.
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    Image of Dürer's Rhino Dürer's Rhino
    06/16/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay Lohan Steal $500K Worth of Jewels?
    Those jewels went up her nose so fast the fence almost got sucked in.
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    Image of squeakel squeakel
    06/16/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay Lohan Steal $500K Worth of Jewels?
    You'd think 500k worth of jewels would come with a body guard.
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    Image of Swordfish Swordfish
    06/16/09

    @squeakel: Actually it's a jewelry guard, and normally they do. They also have insurance, which the thief knows very well.
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    06/16/09

    @Swordfish: Does this mean Lindsay is going to be tracked down and seduced by Faye Dunaway now?
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    Image of Bellyboop Bellyboop
    06/16/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay Lohan Steal $500K Worth of Jewels?
    I'm in LA and went to the Chateau Monmart. Used the ladies room and kept thinking, "Lindsay Lohan threw up in here". Sad. Then I saw Seth Meyers walking by, and I got happy.
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    Image of procrastinator, esq. procrastinator, esq.
    06/16/09

    @Bellyboop: After you went to the Chateau Monmart, I hope you got a chance to see the famed Hollydale Sign, Garvin's Chinese Theatre and the star-studded clothing store, Fred Spiegel.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    06/16/09

    @procrastinator, esq.: Mr. Spiegel's got a catalog, too. Chicago 60609.
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    06/16/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay Lohan Steal $500K Worth of Jewels?
    that girl looks like she's lived everyday twice
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    06/16/09

    @bess marvin, girl detective: Hah! I have to remember that line.
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    06/16/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay Lohan Steal $500K Worth of Jewels?
    i cannot reply to anyone's comments... sad Samantha Ronson face
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    Image of Dürer's Rhino Dürer's Rhino
    06/16/09

    @adiam7: As if she has any other kind of face?
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    06/16/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay Lohan Steal $500K Worth of Jewels?
    Those jewels are gone now, turned into little white grains, leggings and a turntable or two.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    06/16/09

    @jasonelias: A dozen cases each of vodka and Red Bull.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    06/16/09

    @Xylo: That should keep those two busy--for a week or so heh heh...
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    06/16/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay Lohan Steal $500K Worth of Jewels?
    Why would they want to use real jewels for a photo shoot?
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    06/16/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay Lohan Steal $500K Worth of Jewels?
    How in the great white FUCK can a STUDENT afford an $11,000 coat?
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    Image of Dudezebel Dudezebel
    06/16/09

    @Colonel Mustard: A "student"'s parents can.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    06/16/09

    @Colonel Mustard: Well, she was a student at Columbia, and Meadow Soprano went to Columbia.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    06/16/09

    @Colonel Mustard: And she was a Russian student.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    06/16/09

    @Xylo: I almost said that, but didn't want to incur the wrath of the Russians.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    06/16/09

    @The Cajun Boy: @Xylo: ?? Obvs, that was for you, Acadian Boy. :)
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    06/16/09

    @Dudezebel: @The Cajun Boy: @Xylo: Man, I did college all wrong.
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