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    Jenny Sanford: 'I Asked My Husband to Leave Two Weeks Ago'
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Jenny Sanford: 'I Asked My Husband to Leave Two Weeks Ago'
    Say what you will about this poor bewildered woman who now has to face media douchechills for the next six months, despite the fact that she's so forgiving to this cheatin' prick, that actually was a very expertly written statement.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Jenny Sanford: 'I Asked My Husband to Leave Two Weeks Ago'
    Oh, shit: you only quote the Psalms when the love is strong, not when the love is fail. Then you get all Leviticus on his ass!


    This is a passive-aggressive TRIUMPH, and for that I give it an A.

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    06/24/09

    In reply to Jenny Sanford: 'I Asked My Husband to Leave Two Weeks Ago'
    Anyone who quotes the Bible in this context deserves to be cheated on.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Jenny Sanford: 'I Asked My Husband to Leave Two Weeks Ago'
    What's up with her neck? was her head re-sewn to her body?
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    06/24/09

    @ibobunot: Right? I wonder if his Argentinian hottie has a decolletage full of bones too...
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Jenny Sanford: 'I Asked My Husband to Leave Two Weeks Ago'
    Liz Lemon's advice: SHUT it down!
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Jenny Sanford: 'I Asked My Husband to Leave Two Weeks Ago'
    Her hair looks like she just went down to Argentina and kicked some trollop nalgas. That's what her hair looks like!
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Jenny Sanford: 'I Asked My Husband to Leave Two Weeks Ago'
    I aspire to that hair.
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    06/24/09

    @expatinnz: The higher the hair, the closer to God?
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Jenny Sanford: 'I Asked My Husband to Leave Two Weeks Ago'
    Something tells me Jenny Stanford wouldn't have gotten Mike Barnicle's "pearl necklace" joke either.
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    06/24/09

    @Awesome X: Sanford, that is.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Jenny Sanford: 'I Asked My Husband to Leave Two Weeks Ago'
    That was a stand up statement. Good for her and good for her sons. Hopefully the press will leave them alone and focus on the philanderer.


    I would be remiss if I didn't ask the question: what's up with her hair? Looks a bit like a wasp nest.

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    06/24/09

    @momof3wildkids: It speaks to the utter tragedy facing the wives of conservative politicians: you will be forced to live your life as a quiet, demure, conservative, Stepford-esque political wife, and then your husband will go around behind your back and bang some woman who is none of those things, because he thinks that you are kind of boring (even though his entire political career depends on you being boring).


    But, to your point: yes, she needs a new hairstyle.

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    06/24/09

    @Dave J.: I think it speaks to the utter tragedy of marrying a douche bag. I know Hilliary Clinton is no wall flower, demure, stepford wife. Good ole Billy boy banged anything that moved(or is it moves?). Point being cheaters are scumbags no matter left or right.


    Sanford should get an extra raking over the coals for being holier than thou with Bill Clinton though. People in glass houses....

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    06/24/09

    @momof3wildkids: In Sanford's defense, if he's known this woman for 8 years, then he wasn't having an affair when he condemned Clinton. But, yeah, I know what you mean. Take any "moral" issue, and the person in the room shouting the loudest about how outraged he is by it is the most likely person who's doing it.
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    06/24/09

    @momof3wildkids: And scumbags make great politicans, and I'm not just being glib. The key components of scumbaggery -- willing to cut in line, toe ethical boundaries, screw your friend and lie without guilt -- are exactly what gets people ahead in business, politics, media, ect. They make shitty spouses and parents, but being married to a scumbag (male or female, I should add) leads to a much more interesting life than being married to a nice guy or gal who always finishes last.
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    06/24/09

    @Awesome X: Oops, forgot to add that I completely agree with you that scumbags make politicians. Not sure about great. Just politicians.
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    06/24/09

    @momof3wildkids: FDR cheated on a brilliant woman, but he was a great politician. Kennedy? They were great politicians -- that is, highly effective at politics -- and they were, more or less, scumbags. I think you'll be hard pressed to find an effective president who wasn't.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Jenny Sanford: 'I Asked My Husband to Leave Two Weeks Ago'
    Her triple-strand of pearls still wants Michelle's job.
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    06/24/09

    @Baroness:LOVE YOU
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Jenny Sanford: 'I Asked My Husband to Leave Two Weeks Ago'
    I tend to quote Psalms in my reactive press releases, too.
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    06/24/09

    @bigleggedwoman: Which you wrote, like, two weeks ago!
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    06/25/09

    @bigleggedwoman: And Cheater-Bastard-Man quoted Corinthians in one of his e-mails to his mistress, which is even more fucked up.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Jenny Sanford: 'I Asked My Husband to Leave Two Weeks Ago'
    Mark Sanford, consider yourself understood.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Jenny Sanford: 'I Asked My Husband to Leave Two Weeks Ago'
    She had me until "I believe Mark has earned a chance to resurrect our marriage." What part of jetting off to another country to shtup some chick does this woman not understand?
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    06/24/09

    @misslinda: I know, she sucks. Where is all the "vengeance is mine, saying the Lord" shit?!?!?
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    06/24/09

    @BookishLookish: sayeth. It's late.
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    06/25/09

    @BookishLookish: No, you're fine. Many folks accept that the Lord also operates in the present tense.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Jenny Sanford: 'I Asked My Husband to Leave Two Weeks Ago'
    We reached a point where I felt it was important to look my sons in the eyes and maintain my dignity, self-respect, and my basic sense of right and wrong. I therefore asked my husband to leave two weeks ago.


    Translation: he just would not stop fucking that Argentinian woman.

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    06/24/09

    In reply to Jenny Sanford: 'I Asked My Husband to Leave Two Weeks Ago'
    Yo go girl!
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