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sample032
04/28/09

In reply to Liberal Media Kills Jesus?
I wouldn't say protestants switch out of laziness. I wouldn't even say they switch (but the Post article did). Switching from Lutheran to Presbyterian is like switching from chocolate ice cream to mint chocolate chip; you're still eating ice cream, and it still makes you feel guilty.
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HiredGoons
04/28/09

@sample032: wouldn't the Italian Catholic Church be more of a gelato? And I'm assuming Unitarians are like... non-fat frozen yogurt?
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
04/28/09

@HiredGoons: that would make the Duggars the entire dairy industry.
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contradicto
04/28/09

@sample032: Of course if you switch from Christian to Jew, it's like switching from bacon to Canadian bacon.
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
04/28/09

@HiredGoons: pinkberry
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Trulymadlyme
04/28/09

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Well, I guess we've moved on from Jewish people. So, I guess it's slightly less hateful to blame his death on a political party that was created 900 years after his death. Time travel and ending anti-Semitic ideas FTW!
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paragrab
04/28/09

@Trulymadlyme: 900?
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Trulymadlyme
04/28/09

@paragrab: I haz no meth skilz.
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contradicto
04/28/09

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Well, the Jews do control the media, and we know who killed Jesus.
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HiredGoons
04/28/09

@contradicto: damn beat me to it. Yes, we killed Jesus, but only because we needed his blood for our matzoh.
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Smitros
04/28/09

@contradicto:

I thought Sarah Silverman settled that.
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DennyCrane
04/28/09

@contradicto: Look, if Jesus hadn't kept changing the channel to watch According To Jim, things would have been fine.
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gonzosmom
04/28/09

@DennyCrane:

Aren't you supposed to take Jesus fishing?
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HiredGoons
04/28/09

@gonzosmom: euphemism for cruising? 'fisher of men...'
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
04/28/09

@Smitros: lenny bruce settled that first
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