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    11/09/09

    In reply to Please Join Me in Welcoming Myself
    I now want a subscription to Plate Gagazine, which I imagine is devoted exclusively to commemorative plates featuring Lady Gaga.

    Welcome to Gawker, Adrian! The more time you spend here, the more you will understand the truth embodied in these immortal words of Ralph Wiggum. #housekeeping
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Please Join Me in Welcoming Myself
    Cognizant of your vast yet improving powers, where do you stand on the controversial Cape vs No-Cape argument?
    While they add flair and protect against the rain (as I'm sure that you, being an Oregonian, are already aware), I'm concerned it might impact your typing speed.
    Perhaps a cape with arm slits? #housekeeping
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    Image of Poop Cooper Poop Cooper
    11/09/09

    In reply to Please Join Me in Welcoming Myself
    Hi Adrian, I'm Poop Cooper. I'll occasionally reply to articles you write, often replying before reading who posted the content so that I can sleep at night knowing I'm not playing favorites. Also, I'm forgetful and will merge you with other writers, often Richard. I forget his last name.

    I'm prone to hero worship, but in your case you're totally awesome and I think we'll be friends forever. We should get drunk together sometime. You probably live far away, but that's cool, we can get drunk over Skype together. Do you have a webcam? You're going to need a webcam if we're going to make this work.

    Mmkay, just tried getting on Skype and you're not there. This isn't going to work out for us. I can already tell that I'm trying to change you into someone you're not. How about we just keep this professional: you'll write blog posts, I'll try to write incisive comments and the two of us can pretend this night never happened. Sorry, it's just better this way. #housekeeping
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Please Join Me in Welcoming Myself

    Welcome Adrian.
    Is it ok to re-imagine your gender? That way I'll get to believe that there is finally a lady editor working for Gawker (.com). #housekeeping
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    11/09/09

    @phlox✔: If you like ovaries you'll love Azaria Jagger. #housekeeping
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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    11/09/09

    In reply to Please Join Me in Welcoming Myself
    One hand clapping 'gainst another makes a very nice sound for... Rooster Boy!

    Good luck, Adrian! #housekeeping
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    11/08/09

    In reply to Please Join Me in Welcoming Myself
    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
    (Another inspirational title. Any relation to blogging completely in the eye of the beholder.)

    Welcome. Have fun, and we probably will, too.
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    11/08/09

    In reply to Please Join Me in Welcoming Myself
    Good luck. #housekeeping
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    11/08/09

    In reply to Please Join Me in Welcoming Myself
    [Rocky's voice] Aaaaadriaaaaaan!

    Weeeeeelcoooooome. #housekeeping
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    11/08/09

    In reply to Please Join Me in Welcoming Myself
    Welcome. I'm so glad that you have good grammar and can spell. Plus, you're pretty funny, too. :) #housekeeping
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    Image of MargotheDoeEyedFMachine MargotheDoeEyedFMachine
    11/08/09

    In reply to Please Join Me in Welcoming Myself
    Ooh, Eurasian boy with a Jewish mom? You should be getting a TON of ass in New York, honey. #housekeeping
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    Image of misha trotsky misha trotsky
    11/08/09

    In reply to Please Join Me in Welcoming Myself
    What a conicidence. I'm Jewish, my wife is Buddhist from Taiwan. She says I'm the most sarcastic person she's ever met. What do you expect from a Jewish New Yorker? The Spanish Inquisition, maybe? #housekeeping
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11/08/09

    @misha trotsky: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. #housekeeping
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    11/08/09

    @Claire Buoyant: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. #housekeeping
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    11/08/09

    In reply to Please Join Me in Welcoming Myself
    Welcome! #housekeeping
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    11/08/09

    In reply to Please Join Me in Welcoming Myself
    Welcome, your videos are pretty entertaining. #housekeeping
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    11/08/09

    In reply to Please Join Me in Welcoming Myself
    What do Maury Povich and the Jews have in common?

    They both like to eat Chinese.

    (This was hilarious in 1995.) #housekeeping
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    11/08/09

    In reply to Please Join Me in Welcoming Myself
    Welcome Adrian. #housekeeping
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