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    Toby Young Hit by Car

    Keanu Reeves, Full Contact Eater
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    Image of I Don't Get It I Don't Get It
    05/07/09

    In reply to Toby Young Hit by Car
    Is it just me or does his forehead injury resemble a swastika?
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    05/08/09

    @I Don't Get It: Do you think Christopher Hitchens was driving?
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    05/07/09

    In reply to Toby Young Hit by Car
    Damn, now I feel sorry for Toby Young. GAH, random driver, GAAAH. Look what have you done to me!!
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    pufflehuff was starred pufflehuff was unstarred
    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    05/07/09

    @pufflehuff: AH NO AND THEN I LOOK AT HIS FACEBOOK AND SEE THIS:



    ANNOYINGLY ADORABLE!!

     Reply
    pufflehuff was starred pufflehuff was unstarred
    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/07/09

    In reply to Toby Young Hit by Car
    At least, for our sake, he is clothed.
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    Smitros was starred Smitros was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/07/09

    @Smitros: Blurgghhh, bad memory! Smitros, you're going to pay for a new keyboard!
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    05/07/09

    @Smitros: That visual just sent a chill down my spine.
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    Image of Alys Brangwin has a huge talent Alys Brangwin has a huge talent
    05/07/09

    @Smitros: I'm very glad I never saw that so I can't be reminded of this unknown horror.
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    Alys Brangwin has a huge talent was starred Alys Brangwin has a huge talent was unstarred
    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/07/09

    @Alys Brangwin is one smartass pawn:


    Toby Young owes us reparations, that's all I'll say. Even the blind were troubled.

     Reply
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    05/07/09

    @Alys Brangwin is one smartass pawn:
    My curiosity is dangerously piqued.
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    rudi_freude was starred rudi_freude was unstarred
    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/07/09

    @rudi_freude:


    For the sake of all that is good and holy, do not investigate.

     Reply
    Smitros was starred Smitros was unstarred
    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    05/07/09

    In reply to Toby Young Hit by Car
    It's always bald guys who refuse to wear bike helmets. As if they can somehow escape the inevitable jokes about their shiny pates if an actual helmet is not present for comparison.
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    City_Dater was starred City_Dater was unstarred
    Image of contradicto contradicto
    05/07/09

    In reply to Toby Young Hit by Car
    That wound looks like her got hit by a carpaccio. You know, raw.


    (I'm bad at the Toby Young puns.)

     Reply
    contradicto was starred contradicto was unstarred
    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    05/07/09

    @contradicto: So is Toby Young.
     Reply
    katekate is squared was starred katekate is squared was unstarred
    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    05/07/09

    In reply to Toby Young Hit by Car
    In his honor, I will spend my day trying to think of a stupid one-liner for this situation.
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    katekate is squared was starred katekate is squared was unstarred
    Image of Heneage Heneage
    05/07/09

    @katekate is squared: wait, wait, what about this one...


    "That's the last time I tell Gordon Ramsay what he can do with his scallops."


    I think I can do better, but it's a start.

     Reply
    Heneage was starred Heneage was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    05/07/09

    @Heneage: Not bad, though when I hear anything about scallops, it's all in Fabio's voice. "Eez Top Chef, no Top Scallops!"
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    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of Heneage Heneage
    05/07/09

    @DahlELama:


    I'll try again...


    "I haven't felt this wretched since I was forced to watch Padma Fellate a Western Bacon Burger in that Hardee's commercial. P.S. I'm gay."

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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    05/07/09

    @Heneage: I think Ramsay misheard when Toby asked him to beat and whip the eggs, and then tenderize his meat. It's a good thing he didn't ask for the special marinade.


    Ugh. *hangs head*

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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    05/07/09

    @katekate is squared: "This pasta dish reminds me of the time I got hit by a car. I was in pain, but everyone else seemed to love it."
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    Mediokra was starred Mediokra was unstarred
    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    05/07/09

    @Heneage: Very, very good.
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    katekate is squared was starred katekate is squared was unstarred
    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    05/07/09

    @Mediokra: We have a winner!
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    05/07/09

    In reply to Toby Young Hit by Car
    A helmet would have likely left him with only the wounds on his nose. Move that impact over a few inches to the side of his head and he likely would be a vegetable right now, or worse.
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    CaptainFantastic was starred CaptainFantastic was unstarred
    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    05/07/09

    In reply to Toby Young Hit by Car
    He wasn't wearing a helmet. And he also appears to be blogging from the emergency room? Sounds about right.
     Reply
    Mary Mouse was starred Mary Mouse was unstarred
    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    05/07/09

    In reply to Toby Young Hit by Car
    So close...
     Reply
    Spaceman Bill Leah was starred Spaceman Bill Leah was unstarred
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