“This is the most important memory I’ve collected. [beat] It is also a lie.” Destroy the seven horcruxes, else Hitler and the Deatheaters will destroy the world as we know it.
What kills me is that this guy lied--not about being in a concentration camp, something relatively few people still alive today can discuss with the sort of fluidity required in authoring a novel--but about the f*cking apples. The guy had a true Holocaust story, and turned it into a sham because he really needed to pretend that some girl tossed him some fruit over a fence. Come on. Is "based on a true story" really that much less desirable than "non-fiction"?
Bah.. so many things were so unfeasible about his story -- anyone who was in a concentration camp would say WTF to his claiming that he had the unadulterated freedom to fuck around the camp and wander up to the fence without anyone seeing him... i don't think you can just walk wherever you please and just hang out without the watchful eye of those psycho guards everywhere.
Oprah is such a sucker.. :[]
In my imagination, I was elected president of the United States in 2004, promptly wound up the Iraq War and received the Nobel Peace Prize. Then I ended disastrous economic policies and averted a meltdown of the world economy. My speaking fee is $50,000--though $100,000 would be fine as well.
@SultanaEleusis: I published three novels that spoke to the heart of the American psyche, became the first-ever Pulitzer threepeater, prevented an asteroid from crashing into earth and revoked Octomom's doctor's medical license before he could implant again.
These days, I'm retired to my ranch just west of Taos, where I entertain friends and dignitaries.
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Oprah is such a sucker.. :[]
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Especially the illustrations.
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These days, I'm retired to my ranch just west of Taos, where I entertain friends and dignitaries.
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