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    Sensing That Spring Is In Full Bloom, Natalie Portman Presents
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/14/09

    In reply to Sensing That Spring Is In Full Bloom, Natalie Portman Presents
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Sensing That Spring Is In Full Bloom, Natalie Portman Presents
    Nerdy Natalie Makes the Pole Vault. (You Can Say That Again!)
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    05/14/09

    In reply to Sensing That Spring Is In Full Bloom, Natalie Portman Presents
    Poor Natalie's nettled,

    She'll get no gold medal,

    To fall from fine fettle

    Landing arse over kettle.
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Sensing That Spring Is In Full Bloom, Natalie Portman Presents
    Once again, Natalie Portman's performance falls flat.
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Sensing That Spring Is In Full Bloom, Natalie Portman Presents
    "Presents"? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.                                                                                                    
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    Image of zibby zibby
    05/14/09

    @iplaudius: Yes. Just like a mandrill!
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    05/14/09

    @zibby: "Didja see my butt?"
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    05/14/09

    @Perhaps Not: So in the future people will have no shame?
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    05/14/09

    @zibby: Buff Drinklots!
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/14/09

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    Kurt Rambis Takes Nasty Spill
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    05/14/09

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    Fosbury Photo Op
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    05/14/09

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    Jaleel White succumbs to Michael Jackson's mysterious skin ailment.
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    05/14/09

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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    05/14/09

    In reply to Sensing That Spring Is In Full Bloom, Natalie Portman Presents
    I have to admit I still think about her in "The Professional." Often.
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    05/14/09

    @The Lone Scout: Really? Wasn't she, like, 12 in that movie?
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    Image of Aethyr Aethyr
    07/14/09

    @PrincessKashmir: Wuh-oh.
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    05/14/09

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    Ugly Booty
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Sensing That Spring Is In Full Bloom, Natalie Portman Presents
    Who ordered the hot tossed buns?
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    05/14/09

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    "Clap on, Clap off...THE CLAPPER!" (clap, clap)
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    05/14/09

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    05/14/09

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